Marluxia and Larxene were sitting on couches that never were, fussing with hair that never was, looking at mirrors that never were, in a room that never was. The two best friends were talking the entire time, about girly things, as we do.

"So then I punched the old guy in the face." Larxene finished her little anecdote that never was about a day that never was. "I was quite satisfied."

"Why, again?" Marluxia turned over on the white leather couch that never was. "I like Vexen, in a creepy older uncle sort of way."

"For that reason. He's old. And creepy."

"... Good point, there." Marluxia turned back over. "Still, though, I find him attractive in certain ways. For one he's the most intelligent one here."

"Yeah, but you find everyone attractive." Larxene made a grimace at where she had an idea of where this was going.

"So what? I see the good in nobodies, most of the time." Instead of continuing on a rant that really never was, silence floated about the room. Then he opened his big trap that never was and started spewing out nonsense that never was. "Wait, I have an idea. You know how everyone just assumes I'm gay and it's fucking annoying?" Dramatic pause that never was. "What if you and I got together to prove I am not gay?" A grin that never was spread over Marluxia's face that never was.

"But you are gay."

"Oh yeah." The day that never was returned to its normal events that never were.


8DDD HAPPY MARLY/LARXXY DAY, I CAME UP WITH THIS IN GEOMETRY.