Jasper, Bella and… Emmett?

This is what happens when I get bored, I write short-ass drabbles that may (or may not) make sense. I thought it was pretty funny, but hey, that's just me. ;)

Anyway, I hope you like it, review? I was debating adding to it at some point. :)

I own nothing. Still.

"Fucking, just do it Bella."

The moonlight was flowing through the huge window at the head of the bed, barely stopped by the flimsy lace excuse for a curtain. 3am. You'd think we'd be sleeping at this time, but no. Me being the lovely -albeit slightly drunk - girlfriend, I allowed Jasper to keep me up half the night, just to keep his sexual needs sated. And what was his 'need', you ask? Blowjob. Yup. 3 in the fucking morning, and I'm up, knowing full well if I give in I'll just be a "dirty cocksucking whore", a line which Alice will take great pleasure in repeating tomorrow, just for my embarrassment.

"Pleaseeee, Bella?"
"Ugh. Fine. But that's it." I caved - so sue me. I might not sound happy about it, but hey, why wouldn't I want my boyfriends cock in my mouth? Exactly. If only it was during daylight hours. He acts like such a vampire sometimes. Weirdo.

I kissed him chastely, and made my way down his chest. I pulled his jeans zipper down slowly, agonisingly, tooth-by-mother-fucking-tooth.
Pulling his jeans and boxers down together, I finally got to see just how hard he was for me. Well Phuket, Thailand.

I was never one to want to disappoint Jazz, so I tentatively licked his head, and took a few long licks up the shaft. I kissed, licked and nipped my way from the base to the tip, and took the head completely into my mouth. Jasper moaned and fisted his hand into my hair, encouraging me to take more of him into my mouth.
Inch after inch slid into my mouth until it hit the back of my throat. I pulled back, before taking him in again, and making a swallowing motion when he reached the back of my throat.
"Fuckkk, Bella!" Jazz moaned louder. I was so distracted in the act of pleasuring him, that I didn't hear the stairs creaking. "Fucking, Emmett."
My head shot up, along with my eyebrow.
"Sexy ass boyfriend say what?" I glared at him, waiting impatiently for an explanation. His cheeks flushed a deep red, and he stuttered and stumbled on his words.
"I, he, bathroom, ruined the mood..." he spluttered.
"Damn right, ruined the mood." I muttered, rolling off him and facing the wall.

~

I'd been sat playing Halo with Emmett for a few hours until my mind drifted and I remembered lastnight.
"Emmett? Have you ever, thought if someone else while you were with Rose?"
"Choose your answer carefully here big guy, the chance of getting laid rests upon your answer." Rose piped up from across the room where she was sat on an armchair reading.
"No, why, have you?" he replied, shooting tentative looks across to Rose.
"No. But Jasper has, haven't you?" I said, looking at Jazz, who was sat behind me, arms dangling round my shoulders. His arms tensed up quickly.
"I did not think about Emmett while you were giving me head!" he practically yelled, before storming out of the room. Emmett and Rose both looked at me, eyebrows raised. I shrugged and focused back on the tv screen.