Lukantor couldn't stand it.
Being a Cleric really is very hard.
I have to do this.., he thought, agonizing over what would happen to him if he would pursue doing this alone.
Welp, I think it's worth it, his stupid other self thought.
He was going to do the impossible.
A man's greatest dream:
...to steal his girlfriend's panties.
Lukantor may not look like it, but he is a closet pervert. And a big one at that.
He enjoys staring at the Archers' panty flashes, hearing the Academics' moans when hit, looking at the Kalis' jiggling chests, and.. the best for him..
ogling at the Sorceresses' sexy clothes.
Those Sorceresses almost always have the most fashionable clothes in Lagendia. And sometimes in Lagendia, fashionable meant showing off parts of your body.
And it was making him more excited every time he sees his girlfriend.
To satiate the primal beast's hunger inside him, he decided to steal his girlfriend's underwear.
"Goddess Altea, please pardon me, for I have sinned..." Lukantor chanted as he mapped out his plan for Operation U: P. While planning, Lukantor thought, Other guys must be interested in this.. I should recruit some.
Yoshituna, and his fellow Warrior and friend Yarida, were hanging out in front of Master Sorceress Tiana's spot (obviously looking at passing girls nearby) when an ash-haired Cleric approached them.
"What's up dude?" Yoshituna piped up, high fiving Lukantor. Yarida grinned at Lukantor as a way to greet him.
"Everything's fine.. I guess."
"Why 'I guess', Lukantor?" Yarida asked, confused with the Cleric's unusual sad demeanor.
"I'm getting really sexually frustrated over Rizza."
"WHAT?! BUT YOU'RE A CLE-"
"Not so loud, morons!" Lukantor yelled at the two, causing people to look at his direction. Lukantor then shooted the people an apologetic smile, and the people continued doing whatever business they were doing before they were interrupted.
"I never knew a Cleric can be so perverted. And potty mouthed too," Yoshituna mused.
"Couldn't have said any better. I wholeheartedly agree," Yarida snorted, trying to keep himself from laughing.
"...shut up idiots," Lukantor grumbled.
"Okay, okay, we'll stop," Yarida said, clearing his throat. "You know, you're not the only guy who's sexually frustrated over his girlfriend."
"Really?" Lukantor asked, surprise evident in his voice.
"Well, yeah, but it's the first time I've heard that a Cleric actually gets 'sexually frustrated'. I thought you were all 'celibacy, celibacy~' then you'd rape little girls," Yoshituna said in a monotone voice.
Lukantor and Yarida just stared at Yoshituna.
"What?"
"So, you, Yoshituna, will be the lookout."
"Aye aye, capt'n~"
"And you, Yarida, are the decoy."
"So that means I'm just bait?..."
"And I'll be the one to steal the underwear. If you two do a good job, I might be able to bring a lot more loot."
"OH YESSSSSSSS~"
"Now, Operation U: P., commence!"
A/N: Here goes chapter 1 of Not What He Looks Like. XD I know, epic fail on my part. Anyway, how was the fanfic? Was it good? Was Lukantor perverted enough? Review and rate, please~
With loooove, LKC :3
