Great. The first sarcasm comment came to mind when I heard about this school. It's pink and prestigious. Well, since I'm here I might as well have a little fun.

Oh! I forgot to introduce myself! I'm Evelyn Trundell you may have heard of me but if you haven't you will eventually, but anyway my friends call me Eve, if I had any that is. My hair is mauve which is obviously dyed. My hair used to be chocolate coloured but I prefer purple. Don't worry I'm not Emo, Punk or any other stereotype teenagers are usually labelled as. Back on the subject, I have bright blue eyes and I'm currently wearing a hideous yellow puffy dress which doesn't match the boy's uniform at all.

I'm starting Ouran Academy as a second year student. Why? Well because I left my English school at sixteen (yes I am English and know a bit in Japanese) and moved to Japan to live with my brother. He told me about some things about Ouran but he hasn't told me everything, probably because he wanted to surprise me. I hate surprises.

I do love my brother; he is my favourite sibling out of the lot of us. I'm glad I'm living with him, he's been there for me when I need him even if I was half the world away. There's four of us the other two are in different countries.

So we arrive at the snobby school quite early. Good. It gives me time to prepare my lunch. You see, I like to make my lunch at school since I don't have the chefs at home fussing over me while I cook. So I rush to the cafeteria with ingredients at hand leaving my brother behind to do what he pleases. I find the cafeteria's kitchen to be empty, much to my liking. I start making my lunch; a nice, delicious looking pasta.

As I finished cooking the pasta and allowing it to cool, I heard a voice that sounded like it was from a child. I quickly tried to put everything away until I heard the kitchen door open. I could feel the stares on my back. I slowly turned my head around and the sight surprised me. Two boys stood there one very tall with black hair and a stoic look on his face while the other was a short blonde boy who looked like child and is holding a stuffed bunny but both were not wearing the school's uniform.

"So that's where the smell is coming from! It smells good, doesn't it Takashi?" The little boy said.

"Yeah." The other replied.

"Um… who are you?" I asked.

"I'm Honey and this is Takashi! Our friends call him Mori. We're attending Ouran University! What's your name?"

I mentally gasped. This little boy is a Uni student?! But he looks adorable like a little kid! I mean he holds a bunny, he has big brown eyes and speaks like a little boy! Then again I shouldn't really judge a book by its cover. But this Mori guy seems a bit intimidating to say the least. Doesn't this guy smile?

"Evelyn."

"You're not from Japan are you?" Honey asked.

I had to resist the urge saying "No, I just act like having an English accent as I speak Japanese!" but the look on Honey's cute little face turning sad and I might be beaten to a pulp kind of told me otherwise.

"No, I'm from England. I just moved here."

"Really? So what are you cooking? It smells delicious!"

"Pasta, wanna try some?" I asked and Honey nodded gleefully.

I stabbed the pasta in my lunchbox with a fork and spoon fed Honey. As soon as the Italian cuisine hit his mouth, his eyes lit up and I think his cheeks tinted pink at the burst of flavour. I have been told I'm a good cook which pleased my mother greatly.

"Wow! What is it? Do you cook anything else?"

"It's pasta and yeah I sometimes bake as well."

"Could you show me?" Honey asked.

"Yeah I can show you later." I replied.

"Yay! Come meet us after school in Music Room Three! Bye Evie-chan!"

'Evie-chan?!'

So lessons were about to start and with the help of some students, I made my way to class; 2-A. I entered the room and everyone stared at me for a brief moment and then went to their own business. I walked to the teacher or sensei and gave him a slip of paper. He read it and cleared his throat to address the class.

"Good morning class and welcome to the new year. We have a new addition to our class. She's not from around here so treat her fairly. Would you like to introduce yourself?"

"Hey, my name's Trundell Evelyn and I'm from England." I said bluntly.

"Any question for Ms. Trundell?" The sensei asked.

"You're really English? You don't speak in a really sophisticated accent." A girl asked.

I deadpanned, 'really?' Yet again I had to resist the urge of saying something sarcastic. I straightened myself up and plastered a fake smile on my face.

"Yes, I am but I'm from a different part of England."

After the idiotic questions, the sensei had told me to sit next to the window. Beside me was an auburn, spikey haired and golden eyed twin sitting next to someone who is way too feminine to be a boy and on the other side of him or her (need to find out later) was the other twin.

So after the lessons, Lunch had arrived but before I could leave the feminine person came up and smiled at me. They had short brown hair with matching eyes. Everything about them is feminine. Yep, definitely a girl but I should really be sure.

"Hey, I'm Haruhi. What do you think of Ouran so far?" They asked.

"It's all right. A lot different than my old school but I have a question." I replied.

"Sure, go ahead."

"You're a girl right? So why are you wearing the boy's uniform?"

Haruhi stepped back in surprise. I was right though, wasn't I? But Haruhi straightened and smiled anyway. Maybe I could have a friend here after all, yeah right. That is if the rest of the school is like Haruhi here.

"Uh.. yeah but I have to pretend to be a boy under some circumstances. Can you keep it a secret only my friends know about this."

Of course I was going to keep it a secret! I mean she's messing the whole school by cross-dressing! Wait. So it's not only that girl in my class who is so dense but the whole school is also to even recognise the obvious?! Holy crap! But before I could reply, something zoomed past and grabbed Haruhi; leaving dust behind.

So I went off to lunch. I didn't bother trying to find my brother; I know he wouldn't want to hang around his little sister. Well I looked around and the cafeteria was full, so no go there. So I wandered outside and found a rose-hedged maze. I sat on the grass under a tree that was opposite to the maze's entrance. I peered into my bag and saw the cupcakes I made earlier beside my lunchbox. I took my lunch out and tucked into my pasta.

The afternoon passed eventually and my lessons were tolerable. So after school apparently everyone goes off to their clubs or go home. Okay, this school is way different than to my last. I didn't really make new friends but it doesn't surprise me. I mean I'm a purple haired foreigner so it was clear students would be wary of me. Better than scared out of your wits to be even near me. I remembered Honey-senpai and that I promised to meet him so I quickly left.

I found the music room with cupcakes in hand. I gulped. Of all places to meet, why this one? I opened the door. It was empty? Well I guess I did come a bit early, I literally ran from class over here. But what I did notice was a beautiful piano sitting there by itself. I walked over to the instrument, sat my homemade cupcakes on top and began to play. To tell you the truth, I love music. I love playing it, listening to it and so on. I danced my slender fingers across the keys and entranced myself in the melody.

"Beautiful…."

"AAAHHHH!" I yelped.

I turned around to a tall, blonde boy with violet eyes smiling at me. My heart was beating fast out of the sheer terror I had to endure! Shit, my day just keeps getting better and better!

"Sorry to scare you princess, but you were playing so beautifully I couldn't keep quiet. But then again your beautiful melody isn't as beautiful as you." The blonde held my face.

"HAVEN'T YOU HEARD OF PERSONAL SPACE! GET OFF!" I shouted.

The tall blonde whimpered and suddenly slumped in a corner. I rolled my eyes at the childish behaviour. Where I'm from, guys don't do that kinda thing to strangers. I did feel a little bad for him, it may be a custom to do that sort of thing but last I time checked, no one did.

"S-sorry!" I apologised

"Don't mind him, this is natural." Another voice bluntly said.

I turned to see another tall boy in front of me (I swear I'm short in this country as well! I'm 5ft3 you see). He had black hair and glasses and if I look closely he has onyx coloured eyes. I turned to see the other boys in the room. The twins, Haruhi, Mori-senpai and Honey-senpai.

"Hey Evie-chan!" Honey-senpai greeted.

"Hey Honey-senpai, I brought homemade cupcakes! But who are these guys and what's going on here?"

At this comment, the depressed blonde shot up, erased all signs of depression and became cheery. He had a big smile on his face. I think he gets asked this a lot and enjoys introducing these people. One word: Bi-polar.

"I'm glad you asked! This is the Host Club! I am third year Tamaki the King of the club, the gentleman in the glasses also a third year is Kyouya, the twins in second year: Hikaru and Kaoru, The newest member, also in second year: Haruhi and I guess you already met Honey-senpai and Mori-senpai." Tamaki-senpai explained.

"Question: What the heck is a host club?" I asked.

"The Ouran host Club is where the school's handsomest boys with too much time on their hands entertain young ladies who also have way too much time on their hands. Just think of it as Ouran academy's elegant playground for the super rich and beautiful." He explained.

"So… Basically this club is a poor excuse to flirt with girls?" I summed up. There he goes again; in his emo corner.

"Just leave him Evelyn, he's just sulking." Haruhi said.

"So, Hikaru,Kaoru and Haruhi, Evelyn is in your class right? What do you think of her?" Kyoya-senpai asked but how the heck did he know I was in their class?

"Not much. She usually keeps to herself in class." The twins chorused.

"Well I spoke to her briefly. She seems nice and she knows that I'm a girl anyway." Haruhi replies.

"WHAAAAAT?!" The twins and Tamaki-senpai exclaimed.

"Anywaaay. I brought the cupcakes do you guys want them? They were originally bribery for new friends but you all could have some if you want." I suggested.

The hosts all grabbed one except for Kyoya-senpai. The twins gave a thumbs up, Honey-senpai had love hearts around him as he ate (which I didn't know that was even possible), Mori-senpai smiled just ever so slightly and Tamaki? Well… he jumped and yelled for joy. I noticed Kyouya-senpai observed everyone's reaction and scribbled in a black notebook.

"Is there something wrong?" I asked

"I have a proposition for you."

"And what will that be?"

"You become the Host club's chef."

"What's in it for me?"

"I don't tell anyone why you moved here." He whispered.

I glared at him. How does he know about me? I looked at Honey-senpai who looked at me in the most adorable way, Mori-senpai looked stoic as always, the twins smirked at me for some odd reason, Haruhi just smiled and Tamaki-senpai….

"Please! You could be my new daughter! And you make the best cupcakes!" He pleaded as he spun me around.

"GET. YOUR HANDS. OFF MY SISTER!" An all too familiar voice said behind me.

I straightened myself after the feeling of nausea had started to creep up on me from the tornado called Tamaki-senpai and turned to see my brother. He stomped over to the blonde and pointed a finger at his face.

"Don't you dare try and flirt with her!" He threatened.

"Well if it isn't my lovely brother; Josh."

"Joshua, I didn't know Evelyn was your sister?" Tamaki-senpai said.

"You know him senpai?" Haruhi asked.

"Joshua Trundell. Heir to the Trundell line of international hotels. Son of Chiyoko Trundell; half Japanese half English and a world famous food critique married to Henry Trundell, CEO of the Trundell Hotel company." Kyouya-senpai intervened

"So? What's it to ya?" Me and my brother muttered.

"Come on Eve, let's go. The limo is waiting." Josh said to me.

I looked at him, then at the hosts. This is really pissing Josh off! I mentally smirked. If just meeting the hosts annoyed him, then how would he feel if I joined them? His face would be priceless! I could start messing with these guys…

"I'll join." I answered to Kyouya-senpai's deal.

Josh was sent over the edge as he growled and stormed out of the room. Everyone else was pretty much happy whether Mori-senpai and Kyoya-senpai showed it or not. Tamaki-senpai was yet again jumping up and down and Honey-senpai was celebrating with cake, how cute!

"New toy! New toy!" The twins chimed.

"Oh yeah, I get two new toys. Oh and boys? I break mine easily." I smirked at them.

They stopped and their eyes grew wide. That shut them up. Haruhi was probably glad I joined since she's no longer the only girl in the Host club and also I guess we can talk about 'girl stuff'. But let me get this straight: this doesn't mean I'm friends with any them, far from it.

"We will install a kitchen work space in the back room for you. So you can cook privately." Kyouya-senpai informed.

"And you will wear this!" One twin said as he held up a maids outfit that appeared to be a little small and snug on me.

"Isn't it cute?" The other asked.

"No! Daddy won't let you wear a skimpy outfit!" At this point Tamaki-senpai had begun to chase the twins across the room

"This will be interesting…." I muttered.


So I've started a new story. I had this idea for a while now, so let's see where it goes. Also I'm basically experimenting and I don't usually do this but can I get feedback guys? It will help a lot and if this story becomes popular then I may update(or try to) regularly. Thanks for reading! x