**Wally's POV**
"I was eleven when I first met Boy Wonderful."
"Hey, that's great and all, but it's Boy Wonder, no 'ful'. Besides, our meeting was much more fun and upbeat. You're making us sound emo or something."
"You attacked me! Robin, frickin' Boy Wonder, attacked me!"
"I fail to see how that wasn't fun."
"I was BLEEDING!"
"And I was laughing!"
"I had to get a new costume!"
"I had to get new boots, thanks to your extremely hard head."
"Yeah, you had to go shopping with Bats afterwards, that can't be fun."
"Actually, Alfred just made me new ones. He's amazingly handy. Have you tried his cookies?"
"Dick, I've been to your house, like, one hundred times, OF COURSE I'VE EATEN HIS COOKIES!"
"Have you? Who are you again?"
"DICK!"
"Hey, name calling is a no-no. There are children around. Besides, Wally, my name is Ricardo Fredfred III."
"Ricar- ah-ha! You said my name! Wally!"
"Wally? What's a Wally?" I gave Dick my best bat-glare.
"Stop narrating. It's weird. Now, are you going to continue or what?"
"I was, but I was rudely interrupted."
"Ah, yes. Ricardo Fredfred III apologizes." I sighed, and Dick glared at me. He is still glaring. He is telling me to stop narrating. As if.
"No, seriously, Ricardo Fredfred III wants you to stop."
"What's a Ricardo Fredfred III?"
"… Stupid karma."
"It's not nice to call people stupid, Dickie. Anyway, The Flash, my Uncle Barry, dragged me to go meet Robin, Bats's- is that even a word?- sidekick. We all met at a park-"
"It was on a rooftop!"
"There are no rooftops on parks, stupid. Now, we got there, and Bats was standing ALONE! ALONE! I was wasting precious moments that could be spent playing Mario Kart!"
"Well, ex-cuuuuse me for being shy!"
"I was angry! So I kinda started shouting at him, then whammity-blam! A kick right in the face."
"Hey! Don't be so ungrateful! It took me ages to master that kick! You were my first target."
"Oh, I'm sorry, it was a pleasure to be kicked in the face by you."
"That's more like it."
"… Dick?"
"Yeah?"
"I'm really happy I met you."
"Same here, ya big dork."
Yeah! Didn't die! Haha! Byyyyysies! -xXNOTBATGIRLXx
