This is only my second story, so no flames! Enjoy...
Tigerclaw: Hi, Bluestar!
Bluestar: You tried to kill me!
Ravenpaw: Ahhhhh!
Fireheart: Nooo! Bluestar!
Bluestar: Go away, Tigerclaw! Your kicked out! Fireheart will be my next duputy.
Tigerclaw: Hey Sasha, you want to mate.
Sasha: Sure, cant (pant pant) walk(pant pant) any longer, here Riverclan take my kits, i cant look after them.
Tigerclaw: Shadowclan!I'm your new leader!
Shadowclan: Yes master
Bluestar:No! River! ( drowns )
Fireheart:No Bluestar! Hey i'm leader now, but still no Bluestar!
( Bloodclan battle)
Scourge: Die Tigerstar!
Tigerstar:Nooooo!
Firestar: Die Scourge!
Scourge: Nooooo!
Squirrelpaw: Hey guys we have to like, move to a really far place and lose like 1,000,000 cats, because this random bager told me.
All Clans:Okay!
Tallstar: Yah! We're at our new home! Oh wait... *cough* *cough* OH NO! IM DYING! ( dies ) ( wakes up ) Oh wait, I'm not supposed to die yet. Onewhisker, you are now the new Windclan deputy, and you Mudclaw, out of my way! ( dies )
( every clan settles in )
Hawkfrost: Die Firestar!
Brambleclaw: Die Hawkfrost!
Hawkfrost: Nooo!
Mothwing: Leafpool, can I like, borrow some random herbs.
Heatherpaw: I luve you, Lionpaw!
Lionpaw: You know we can't be together.
Heathpaw: *sob* Oh Lionpaw... *sobs some more*
Lionblaze: Like, Cinderheart do you wanna mate?
Cinderheart: Sure.
Ashfur: You didn't mate with me! I'm gonna kill you and your kits too!
Squirrelflight: You know, there actually Leafpool and Crowfeather's!
Ashfur: See you later, suckers.
Lionblaze: Your not my mother, Squirrelflight.
Squirrelflight: Noo! Brambleclaw!
Leafpool: Noo! Crowfeather!
Hollyleaf: Die! Ashfur!
Ashfur: Noo!
Holyleaf:Avolanch! Nooo!
Jayfeather and Lionblaze: Noo! Hollyleaf!
WILL POST NEW CHAPTER SOON OR LATER
