This is only my second story, so no flames! Enjoy...

Tigerclaw: Hi, Bluestar!

Bluestar: You tried to kill me!

Ravenpaw: Ahhhhh!

Fireheart: Nooo! Bluestar!

Bluestar: Go away, Tigerclaw! Your kicked out! Fireheart will be my next duputy.

Tigerclaw: Hey Sasha, you want to mate.

Sasha: Sure, cant (pant pant) walk(pant pant) any longer, here Riverclan take my kits, i cant look after them.

Tigerclaw: Shadowclan!I'm your new leader!

Shadowclan: Yes master

Bluestar:No! River! ( drowns )

Fireheart:No Bluestar! Hey i'm leader now, but still no Bluestar!

( Bloodclan battle)

Scourge: Die Tigerstar!

Tigerstar:Nooooo!

Firestar: Die Scourge!

Scourge: Nooooo!

Squirrelpaw: Hey guys we have to like, move to a really far place and lose like 1,000,000 cats, because this random bager told me.

All Clans:Okay!

Tallstar: Yah! We're at our new home! Oh wait... *cough* *cough* OH NO! IM DYING! ( dies ) ( wakes up ) Oh wait, I'm not supposed to die yet. Onewhisker, you are now the new Windclan deputy, and you Mudclaw, out of my way! ( dies )

( every clan settles in )

Hawkfrost: Die Firestar!

Brambleclaw: Die Hawkfrost!

Hawkfrost: Nooo!

Mothwing: Leafpool, can I like, borrow some random herbs.

Heatherpaw: I luve you, Lionpaw!

Lionpaw: You know we can't be together.

Heathpaw: *sob* Oh Lionpaw... *sobs some more*

Lionblaze: Like, Cinderheart do you wanna mate?

Cinderheart: Sure.

Ashfur: You didn't mate with me! I'm gonna kill you and your kits too!

Squirrelflight: You know, there actually Leafpool and Crowfeather's!

Ashfur: See you later, suckers.

Lionblaze: Your not my mother, Squirrelflight.

Squirrelflight: Noo! Brambleclaw!

Leafpool: Noo! Crowfeather!

Hollyleaf: Die! Ashfur!

Ashfur: Noo!

Holyleaf:Avolanch! Nooo!

Jayfeather and Lionblaze: Noo! Hollyleaf!

WILL POST NEW CHAPTER SOON OR LATER