A/N: Disclaimer: Dan Schneider lives in California and I don't.

Came up with this idea a couple days ago.


iFind My Soulmate

Freddie Benson was in his mother's closet looking for an aggressive parenting how-to book, which his mother told him to read cover to cover. He laid eyes on a box dated 1993, and began searching it.

"It must be in here." Freddie muttered to himself as he dug deeper into the box. "If it's a book, it must be."

"Oh, here it is." He mumbled, but couldn't help but notice a small bright red device underneath it.

"What's this?" Freddie asked himself. dusting off the old machine. "Mom's never told me about it before."

"Soulmate Finder." Freddie read the yellow letters on the object. "Removes everyone else from your sight except for your soulmate. I'd love to find my soulmate."

"Takes two nine volt batteries..." Freddie read, taking some from a nearby package.

"Alright, let's see what this puppy can do!" Freddie excitedly said to himself as he turned the machine on. There was a "POWER" button, a "SEARCH" button, and an "END SEARCH" button. Freddie moved so he could see his mother in the distance and pressed the "SEARCH" button. Immediately, Marissa Benson disappeared.

"Uh...I should probably read the manual for this thing before I do anything else." Freddie realized as he located the book.

"All other people in the world are transported to a paradise deep inside Earth until the operator of the Soulmate Finder presses the "END SEARCH" button." Freddie read off the yellowed page.

"Well, I should start with Carly and Sam." Freddie realized, leaving his apartment and entering the Shay's.

"Carly? Sam?" Freddie shouted as he walked through the living area. After several silent moments, he moved to the third floor, briefly checking Carly's room to find it empty. Much to his surprise, he noticed a sleeping Sam Puckett through the door of the iCarly studio.

"I have thought that she was cute all along..." Freddie murmured. "Her blonde curls, ocean blue eyes, spunky personality..."

"Hello? Earth to Fredward?" Sam said, waving her hand in front of Freddie's face, snapping him out of his daze. "Something woke me up."

"Oh...hey Sam." Freddie greeted.

"Sup, nub?" Sam greeted back.

"Am I really a nub?" Freddie asked.

"Most of the time, yes." Sam answered.'

"Most of the time?" Freddie pressed.

"Mostly you're nubby, but sometimes you're really ho-uh-helpful." Sam stuttered, hoping Freddie wouldn't notice her slip-up.

"What was that you said the first time? Was it hot?" Freddie smugly questioned.

"Shut up, nub!" Sam retorted, crossing her arms.

"I was right." Freddie grinned.

"No, duh." Sam rolled her eyes, but blushed.

"So...do you...you know...like me?" Freddie stammered.

"Uh...m-maybe a little..." Sam admitted. She tried to run from the studio, but Freddie grabbed her arm and held her back.

"Let me go Fredward, or say goodbye to all of your Galaxy Wars DVD's!" Sam said.

"No, Sam. I just want to say...that...I-I like you too." Freddie said.

"Oh...that's nice." Sam managed a small smile.

"Wanna...go out sometime?" Freddie offered.

"Fredward, are you asking me on a date?" Sam imitated fake shock.

"Yes, Sam." Freddie rolled his eyes.

"Alright, I'll go with you." Sam accepted. "I'll be at the Shay's tomorrow at seven."

"It's a date then." Freddie smiled.

"Yeah..." Sam grinned, leaving the studio. Once Freddie was alone, the "END SEARCH" button on the Soulmate Finder lit up.

"Oh, I almost forgot about this thing." Freddie said. "I guess it's okay to end it."

Freddie pressed the "END SEARCH" button, and could now hear commotion on the first floor of the apartment, so he made his way down. Spencer was bolting BottleBot to the floor.

"Oh hey, Freddo." Spencer started.

"Hey, Spence." Freddie replied.

"Doing iCarly stuff?" Spencer inquired.

"Yup, gotta go meet my mom for my tick bath now though." Freddie cringed. "I'll see you later."

"Later, Freddie." Spencer responded.

Freddie found the open manual to the Soulmate Finder in his closet, and took one last look at it.

"*Your soulmate will not remember the occurrence after the "END SEARCH" button is pressed.*"

"Chiz, I've gotta do it all again." Freddie moaned.


A/N: Just an idea I came up with a couple days ago. Drop a review if you would, please!