I wanted to write this for Allen's birthday and my community.

Happy 17th Birthday, Nii-san!


Chapter 1

*Lavi's POV*

I sat at my usual table, between Yuu-chan and Moyashi-chan, eating yakiniku. It was like any morning, except for a few exceptions. Moyashi seemed more depressed, not anything like his usual cheerful disposition. He was like this since the start of December. I only seemed to notice since I was the Bookman's apprentice. And I felt like I was forgetting something which was kind of creepy, because I don't forget anything, not one thing whatsoever.

We were watching what happened every morning, actually to be more accurate, what happened when two certain female Exorcists meet. Lenalee and Kutoka were duking it out. When it first started, we tried breaking them apart, but Kutoka's demonic auratsu(1) barrier kept us back, not wanting the fight to end. No one knows why they fight all the time. Are they jealous of one another? Maybe. Do they enjoy fighting? Kutoka does, but Lenalee rather avoid shit like that. are they fighting over someone? Yes, who do I like more, and who can Kanda tolerate more.

"See you later," said Allen, in a half-hearted voice as he lifted himself from the table to throw his scraps away. He had a frown on his face, and slight pain in his mercury pools. Kanda and I watched as his back slowly disappear out the double-door.

"What's with Moyashi," I turned to Kanda, who shrugged in response.

That's it! I'm coming in," said a booming voice from the heavens. It sound rebellious, mischievous, boyish, with hints of Kutoka's voice in it.

It was loud enough for Kutoka and Lenalee to pause their fight. Lenalee grew a confused expression on her heart-shaped face, and Kutoka had her scowl on her slender face. The scowl she had when she is expecting someone she gets annoyed with.

"Great, she's coming," Kutoka growled as her tail tip twitched back and forth rapidly.

"Who's coming, Neko-chan," I asked her, getting a glare in return. "You'll see, Lavi you'll see."

Suddenly, a door appeared. It was tall and dark, with satanic to biblical symbols engraved around the rim. The door was split down the middle, and a gothic gargoyle knocker adorned each side. It was floating in mid-air, like the Ark. The room grew completely silent.

"What the fuck," Kanda muttered as he took a step, breaking the heavy quiet.

"I wouldn't do that, Kanda. It's going to open in 3...2...1," mewed Kutoka. On cue, a white light split the door and it opened. Out stepped a girl. A young girl. Much shorter than Kutoka. With long, curly dark gray locks with dark brown roots and tips that sat mostly in the back except two strips that were connect to her bang. On top of her head were neko ears that matched her hair. They didn't seem proportional to her head. her nails, more like claws, were longer than your average finger nails. Out of all her features, her eyes struck out at me the most. They were mercury, just like Allen's, with a splash of gold near the pupil. Just like Kutoka's except this gold was lighter and brighter.

She was clad in all black. A jet black(2) layered tee with black sleeves. Black skinny jeans with knee-high combat boots, decorated with three skull buckles, like mine in the buckle placement. Behind her were two tails. Twin tails. Strange. On her back was a 7 foot scythe, about 2 feet taller than its wielder. It was held with a strap across her flat chest(3).

She walked up to Kutoka, nonchalantly, and squinted her eyes. From where I sat, I saw her fist rise. Said fist shot up and bopped Kutoka right on the head.

"I can't believe you forgot what day it is today!" the girl shouted.

"Of course, I didn't. It's Christmas Day, Wednesday,"Kutoka replied angrily. Now it was the girl's turn to twitch her tails.

"You are an idiot," she growled as she walked out of the cafeteria door like nothing happened.

"Kutoka, who was that," Lenalee asked, for once not mocking Kutoka.

"The author of this story."


I can't believe you guys forgot! Especially you three! *glares at Kutoka, Lavi, and Kanda*

Kutoka: What's so important about today?

Kanda: Besides that it's Christmas Day.

Lavi: Did we meet you before?

You forgot who I am! I'm Yuu Kurosaki. Kutoka's little sister in the RL world. I made a cameo in the rewritten first chapter afternotes in Yin-Yang Kittens, and I'm going to write it in Azuli's place.

Lavi: Still doesn't ring a bell

And I saved you along with Azuli from fangirls. Some Bookman apprentice. *storms off*

Lavi: wait Saki-chan I'm sorry!

BAKA USAGI!

Lavi: *flinches and hides behind Kutoka*


(1)Auratsu: aura and reiatsu together. does the same things as both.

(2):some people don't understand the difference. jet black is like that black of fresh black paint. regular black is a faded version. it's lighter that jet black but still dark enough to be called black. Like the black on a black computer moniter.

(3): Compared to everyone in my house, including males, I have the smallest chest, hence me being flat-chested. It's sad that my uncle has bigger boobs than I do.