Mega Man Bloopers
I am making this in honor of Mega May.
Mega Man was strolling down a green hill. He was insanely bored. He wished something happened. He saw Protoman walking by.
"Yo!" Said Mega Man excitedly.
"Hello." Replied Protoman.
Mega Man got a screwed up idea. In Super Mario World Mario got a cape. It looked like the one Protoman had. Can he really fly?
"The cape! You can fly!" Mega Man blurted out.
"You played too much Mario World!" Protoman was scared shitless.
"YOU ARE GONNA FLY!" Mega Man said aggressively.
Protoman knew he had to do what Mega Man suggested. He would defeat him anytime, anywhere.
A few hours later, Protoman and Mega Man were riding on Rush.
"Why are doing this to me?" Asked Protoman.
"Because I'm bored you dimwitted human." Rush replied.
"Robot." Protoman corrected.
"Now jump!" Mega Man said with great excitement.
Protoman was ready to crap his pants. He prayed to God that Mario and Mega Man would die. Mega Man shoved him off. He flew!
Not. He crashed into the ground. It left a very large crater. Mega Man's mouth dropped. Rush cracked up. It was the funniest damn thing he's ever seen in his life. Mega Man and Rush came to see the disaster.
"We must save him Rush!" Mega Man said worriedly.
Rush was too busy laughing his ass off, like the jerk he was.
One day later Protoman was in the hospital. Mega Man came to visit.
"You paying for my bill?" Protoman asked.
"Obama Care will." Mega Man insisted.
"Obama Care got hijacked by the Rebloodicans." Said Protoman gloomily.
Mega Man jumped in the air and shouted "America!"
The end.
