Colin looked up at his dad. "You sure I won't screw this up?"

Danny Fenton looked down at his son, grinning. "You can't screw up more than I did."

Colin rolled his eyes. "Daaaddy, that's what everyone's parents always say. And the last time you said that-"

"No, I'm really serious," Danny said, "My first school dance was with a popular girl who went out with me because she thought that Sam and I were together-"

"You mean you and Mom weren't dating forever?" Colin asked, wide eyed.

Danny cleared his throat, going red. "My point is-"

"Wait, is this the dragon story Mommy told me about? About when this really stupid girl went with you and had a necklace and then Mommy was this awesome dragon and you said she aims like a girl-"

Danny blinked. "SAM!" he yelled over his shoulder, "WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN TELLING OUR BOY ABOUT ME?"

There was a pause, and then Sam's voice answered, "WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU AND BEDTIME STORIES?!"

Colin grinned. "Ooh, this is a bedtime story! Awesome!"

Danny groaned, then sighed. "Alright, now, jump into bed and get your clothes on. You can't sleep in your underwear."

"AWWWW."

"You're seven, you can't be sleeping in your undies yet!"

"But shirts suck!"


Yes. Because I definitely need more stories. *sigh*

But it's gonna be a sporadically updated collection of...bedtime retakes of episodes, ancedotes, adventures, and little snips of parenting for whenever I feel like it.

Thanks to sapphireswimming for inspiring me to make it up in the first place, then encouraging me to post.

Also, the "shirts suck" thing comes from a conversation I had with my friend about why sleeping in clothes isn't comfy, and shirts are the worst thing to sleep in just because they feel horrible.