Harry Potter And What The Hell Is Wrong With Hermione's Hair?

A/N: I love J.K. Rowling and her books and her characters...I just want to play with them for a while...I'll put them back nice and neat, I promise.

Disclaimer: Belongs all to J. Kathleen.

Summary: What if things in Harry Potter And The Socerer's Stone was different? A little too different...? Pointless, but I am bored.

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(Harry gets up)

Harry (singing): Now I put my robes on.....now I put my hair on...now I put my scar on (gets a marker and draws on his forehead) now all done! Hermione: Harry! Are you done yet! Harry: Not yet Hermione!

Hermione: Well, hurry up will you? I have to flirt with you in breakfast. Harry: Oh ALRIGHT! Ron: How come you never flirt with me? Hermione: Oh stop whining, you know your gay. Ron (in a girly voice): Well you didn't have to be so mean.. and anyway, I didn't mean you..I meant Harry!

Ginny: Big brother, are you ready yet? We need to dye our hair red again..this paint is wearing off. Ron: All right, I am coming, little sister. (Fred and George enter) Fred: C'mon chap, we need to go to Qudditch Practise. George: Yah, Baby, Yah baby. Harry: All right..sounds like you guys have issues. (George, kissing a pillow) George: Hmmm? Fred: We know. Hermione: Well I better take a bath.. Harry: Why is your hair always so fluffy? Hermione: This isn't my real hair... I borrowed it from a bird's nest. Harry: COOL! George: Believe it baby!

-uh okay im officially nuts.