Call of Duty : Price wans the D.
Once upon time, there was shadow the hedgehog. He was evil n stuf jus like the evil corPORAYTE MONSTER THAT IS SHADOW THEHEDGEHOD THE PS2 GAME! Useless, mothe! He walked for military n stuff and then he joined the military. But he was not true military because he forgot his Wii balance bord and now he can't play. But he still was cool anyway. So why was he not truth!
Meanwhile while Shadow was running the Pit, Soap was at home with Price.
Price was wearing his stupid fisher price hat that all the toddlers thik is cool but is actually stud duck fuck shit. GOD Y WUDI U DEVELOP SUCH UGYHAT. he was reedin his special book that can have special change of dick size. Soap saw how tense Price was, reeding his special book. He wanted to brush his teeth for him, or stroke his nose. God he wanted to poor perfume on his back. But nine would be ok! No need for ten.
Soap wondered to Price and spoke in a soft tone.
"What's wrong cot captain?"
Price was stern and he said without angeleing his eyes.
"You haven't touched me in days. Years even."
Soap avoided eye contact
"Wots DAT shook sed to men?" Soap smart assed.
Price piked up something that startled Soap. His cell phone!
"Where did you-"
Soap began but was roughly interrupted by vicious sex. Soap was slammed down into the ground and instantly moaned into submission. "Take it like a big boy?" Price snarled. He bitch slapped Soap with his fort of seamen. Then afterword he felt bad because he forgot fish die if not in water and since he broke the fishtank when he slammed it into Soap... Yeh.
"I like it when you cheat on me! Especially with that bigot macaroni!"
Soap blushed. He felt awkward hearing his special nickname he had set to makarov alowd. "Hunky... I just needed some Russian ass. K?"
"K" said Price.
And they made out like true boyfriend and girlfrend.
