If I replaced Link
Navi: Hey!! WAKE
UP!!
PsychoLink: Shut
up.
Navi: HEY!! WAKE
UP!!
PsychoLink: SHUT
UP!!
Navi: HEY
PSYCHOLINK, WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PsychoLink: SHUT
THE HELL UP YOU FRICKIN' PIECE OF SHIT!!! ::Grabs flyswatter and
BAAAAAAAAM!!!!::
Navi: Owieeeee…..
I'm invincible. You need me on your quest to stop Ganondorf!
PsychoLink: Aw
shit. Well, if I gonna have to stop him, I better get a sword. :: Runs off to
the training place:: AHHHHHHHH!!! A giant boulder!!!! ::SQUISH:: Owwwwwww……
STUPID BOULDER!!! ::KICK!:: ::Boulder breaks in half, pouring out TONS of
slingshot ammunition.:: Well that's convenient, I got a great slingshot right
here and a bottomless bag. ::Gathers up all the bullets:: HEY A CHEST!!!
::Opens the chest:: ::Falls in:: AHHH!!!! I got stabbed in the arm by
something!! Oh, a sword!! Hey!
Navi: YOU GOT THE
KOKIRI SWORD!!! You can….
PsychoLink: No
more doing that or I'll stab you.
Navi: Doo dee daa
dee doo….
PsychoLink: I
guess I'll get a shield now. ::Runs to the store::
Store Guy: A
shield is forty rupees.
PsychoLink: You'll
just give it to me for free.
Store Guy: Says
who?
PsychoLink: Says
my friend named sword!!! ::Points it at his neck::
Store Guy: Uh…
hehehe…. He's pretty convincing…. HERE! Just leave… Please..
PsychoLink: Thank
you. ::Runs to where Mido's standing:: Let me through::
Mido: WHAT IS
THAT? A KOKIRI SWORD? AND A …
PsychoLink: Cut
the speech. Just let me through.
Mido: Sorry, it's
part of the job descrption I have to say the speech. WHAT IS THAT? A…
PsychoLink:
::Points Sword at Mido's neck:: LET. ME. THROUGH. NOW!
Mido: Errr….
Ummm….. alright….. ::Runs back to his house::
PsychoLink: That's
better. ::Runs to Deku Tree::
Deku Tree: Navi
hath finally…..
PsychoLink: CUT IT
WITH THE SPEECH ALREADY!!!!
Deku Tree: Sorry,
its..
PsychoLink: That's
it I'm not doing this crap anymore. ::Throws sword and cuts off a HUUGE branch
off the deku tree and grabs both:: Now LET ME THROUGH!!!
Deku Tree:
OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!! ALRIGHT!! ALRIGHT!!! ::Opens Mouth::
PsychoLink:
Finally. ::Walks in:: A web.. Hmmmm…. ::Slash slash:: TA-DAAAAAAAAA!!!!! I
don't have to drop down from a high ledge after all. ::Jumps Down:: Well…..
lesse….. Oh what the heck. I don't know my way around here anyways so ::HACK
HACK SLASH SLASH!!!:: YAY! I found I secret hole!!! ::Jumps in::
Navi: There's
something strange here… HEY A DIVISION SIGN EYE!!!
::Gohma pops down
and starts walking around::
PsychoLink: This
should be a easy fight. ::Sticks his sword into Gohma's Eye::
Gohma: ::Dies and
leaves a blue portal and container::
PsychoLink:
SHEEEEEEESH. YOInk::Grabs heart container and jumps in the
portal:: Alright deku tree, no speech. Just gimme the emerald.
Deku Tree:
Alright…. ::Gives hi Kokiri's Emerald::
PsychoLink:
YAAAAAAAAY!! I like green….. Well that's done!!
END CHAPTER ONE
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think?? Huh?? Huh??? Well, Please R&R