Well, new fic

Well, new fic. Thank you for your time to read this. Now read slave!!!!

Disclaimer: I sniff… don't.. sniff….. own…. Zelda!!! WAAAAAAAAAA!!!! Please don't make me say it again.

If I replaced Link

Navi: Hey!! WAKE UP!!

PsychoLink: Shut up.

Navi: HEY!! WAKE UP!!

PsychoLink: SHUT UP!!

Navi: HEY PSYCHOLINK, WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PsychoLink: SHUT THE HELL UP YOU FRICKIN' PIECE OF SHIT!!! ::Grabs flyswatter and BAAAAAAAAM!!!!::

Navi: Owieeeee….. I'm invincible. You need me on your quest to stop Ganondorf!

PsychoLink: Aw shit. Well, if I gonna have to stop him, I better get a sword. :: Runs off to the training place:: AHHHHHHHH!!! A giant boulder!!!! ::SQUISH:: Owwwwwww…… STUPID BOULDER!!! ::KICK!:: ::Boulder breaks in half, pouring out TONS of slingshot ammunition.:: Well that's convenient, I got a great slingshot right here and a bottomless bag. ::Gathers up all the bullets:: HEY A CHEST!!! ::Opens the chest:: ::Falls in:: AHHH!!!! I got stabbed in the arm by something!! Oh, a sword!! Hey!

Navi: YOU GOT THE KOKIRI SWORD!!! You can….

PsychoLink: No more doing that or I'll stab you.

Navi: Doo dee daa dee doo….

PsychoLink: I guess I'll get a shield now. ::Runs to the store::

Store Guy: A shield is forty rupees.

PsychoLink: You'll just give it to me for free.

Store Guy: Says who?

PsychoLink: Says my friend named sword!!! ::Points it at his neck::

Store Guy: Uh… hehehe…. He's pretty convincing…. HERE! Just leave… Please..

PsychoLink: Thank you. ::Runs to where Mido's standing:: Let me through::

Mido: WHAT IS THAT? A KOKIRI SWORD? AND A …

PsychoLink: Cut the speech. Just let me through.

Mido: Sorry, it's part of the job descrption I have to say the speech. WHAT IS THAT? A…

PsychoLink: ::Points Sword at Mido's neck:: LET. ME. THROUGH. NOW!

Mido: Errr…. Ummm….. alright….. ::Runs back to his house::

PsychoLink: That's better. ::Runs to Deku Tree::

Deku Tree: Navi hath finally…..

PsychoLink: CUT IT WITH THE SPEECH ALREADY!!!!

Deku Tree: Sorry, its..

PsychoLink: That's it I'm not doing this crap anymore. ::Throws sword and cuts off a HUUGE branch off the deku tree and grabs both:: Now LET ME THROUGH!!!

Deku Tree: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!! ALRIGHT!! ALRIGHT!!! ::Opens Mouth::

PsychoLink: Finally. ::Walks in:: A web.. Hmmmm…. ::Slash slash:: TA-DAAAAAAAAA!!!!! I don't have to drop down from a high ledge after all. ::Jumps Down:: Well….. lesse….. Oh what the heck. I don't know my way around here anyways so ::HACK HACK SLASH SLASH!!!:: YAY! I found I secret hole!!! ::Jumps in::

Navi: There's something strange here… HEY A DIVISION SIGN EYE!!!

::Gohma pops down and starts walking around::

PsychoLink: This should be a easy fight. ::Sticks his sword into Gohma's Eye::

Gohma: ::Dies and leaves a blue portal and container::

PsychoLink: SHEEEEEEESH. YOInk::Grabs heart container and jumps in the portal:: Alright deku tree, no speech. Just gimme the emerald.

Deku Tree: Alright…. ::Gives hi Kokiri's Emerald::

PsychoLink: YAAAAAAAAY!! I like green….. Well that's done!!

END CHAPTER ONE

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