This story is not written by me. Actually It's by Crimson Oblivion. I'm just trying to make a Metal Fight Beyblade version of it. (Please refer to the replacement cast.) Some of the KH characters in this story will not be replaced by a MFB character. So Enjoy. :)

(Important Note from author: Sorry guys about mentioning Rago from last chapter because in my point of view, there is supposed to be 2 Rago's. The Rago who owns Nemesis and Rago Kishatu, the 2ndbrother of Ryuga, yes, apart from Ryuto. He's not a blader and dosen't own a dragon beyblade. He's just a brother and somewhat much shorter than Ryuto and Ryuga but hey! He sounds cool! So….. that's what I wanted to tell you. ^_^) Enjoy! :D

Ryuga's MANLY Random Moments

"I wanna rock and roll all night! And party everyday!"

Ryuga was singing out of key while playing his Rock Band Game that he had recently purchased in his office. He had chosen the song "Rock And Roll" by KISS.

This was one of his favorite pass times which nobody knew about; he wanted it to be kept so secret that he didn't even write it in his MANLY journal.

"No, this song is out of my voice key…" Ryuga mumbled while exiting the song and going to the main menu to choose another.

He scrolled through some songs and couldn't decide, so he closed his eyes and chose a random one.

He chose "Hit Me With your Best Shot" by Pat Benatar.

"Well you're the real tough cookie- "The Superior stopped singing. "Wait a minute! That should say muffin!" He yelled at the screen while putting his hands on his hips.

After pausing his game, he had heard echoing in the hallway outside his door. It was like a girl singing, her voice so gentle and smooth. The voice was so beautiful Ryuga hardly even made a noise and breathed slower.

Curious as to whom it was, he opened his creamy white door and looked both ways down the hallway, nothing to his left but to his right he saw…

Oh, now THIS was disturbing.

A familiar orange haired man balancing on his left leg while spinning around in a sparkly pink ballerina dress with baby pink tights and slippers, singing to a tune

Ryuga had never heard before. This man stood out like a sore thumb in the bleach was number 11 of Organization 13, named Wales.

"Lalala! Oh petunias and daffodils what a sight to see… A daisy, a Lilly, a lovely life for-" Wales immediately froze in place as he caught the disgusted look of the Superior whose mouth was dropped to the floor.

"Oh Lord Ryuga! I was just um…" He stood on his two feet and blushed in embarrassment, "I was uh practicing a new move that fights off heartless and collects a double amount of hearts!" He closed his eyes and grinned ear to ear with his hands behind his back like a little girl, hoping he would trick the superior.

"I didn't see anything…" Ryuga mumbled to himself as he turned around to enter his room, but sudden vibrations like an earthquake occurred almost sending the Superior falling flat on his face.

"What in Kingdom Hearts is going on?!" Ryuga yelled as he held onto the frame of his door for support.

Wales didn't reply, he fell on his back with a girly sounding, "Ohhh" and fainted.

The vibrating had stopped and maniacal laughter echoed in the hallways with some snorting.

"THE SYMPHONIES HAVE ARRIVED!" The voice yelled. Ryuga knew his

member's voices and this clearly belonged to Kumasuke; the creepy scientist who gave little children nightmares.

With a huff, Ryuga pulled up the sleeves on his cloak and walked straight towards the Chilly Academics laboratory, which was down the hall.

"Kumasuke!" The Superior yelled as he burst open the white door labeled 'Kumasuke's Lab. ONLY, those who are unauthorized to enter WILL be transformed into an obese Toby/Faust'. Thick gray smoke came pouring out making Ryuga cough and the door slammed behind him.

"Kumasuke!" The superior called out again.

"MUHAHA! MUHAHAH!" The maniacal laughter of Kumasuke started again, he wasn't visible for the smoke was too heavy.

Ryuga scanned the smoke filled room quickly with much coughing, trying to locate the creep. Just then, two large bright green ovals stood out of the gray smoke making Ryuga jump back in surprise.

"Ahh Lord Ryuga," Kumasuke started, the superior could just picture the creep with a growing smirk on his face, "Glad you could come, but can you read? The sign on my door clearly states in bold red lettering that you-"

"I'm the Superior! I reign over you! I could turn you into a dusk for Kingdom Hearts sake!" The smoke suddenly faded and Kumasuke was now totally visible. The lab was filled with large machines, book shelves and many experimenting tables stacked with many papers. Also in that room were Lexaeus and Zeo.

Kumasuke swallowed hard, "Right…" He managed to say not looking at the superior in the eyes.

"What in the name of Kingdom Hearts are you doing?" Ryuga inquired rather loudly.

"Well, I summoned the symphonies." Kumasuke stated plainly, as if he were discussing the weather.

"What?" Ryuga didn't even know what to say, summoning symphonies? This was new.

"Yes, I happened to gain super cool, fantastic, ultra deluxe, excellent, hunky-dory, glorious, divine, neat nifty, marvelous-"

"Quit telling me what's in the thesaurus and spit it out!" The Superior yelled while whacking the giant and thick thesaurus Kumasuke was randomly holding onto the floor.

"Right, so anyway as I was saying I have gained some marvelous super powers that enable me to summon things at my wish and also fly, disappear, and my favorite shape shift." The creepy brown haired man explained with hand gestures.

Ryuga stared wide eyed, "What?!"

"I know, it seems impossible but he-" Zeo began in the conversation while flipping through a book from the shelf.

"Let ME explain! Now there are a few side effects, and I-" Kumasuke interrupted, but then got cut off from loud, high pitched screaming and crying from the hallway.

The four froze in place, "Did you hear that?" The Superior asked.

"Yes, yes I did…" The Chilly Academic replied. The other two then the lights in the room began flickering on and off.

"Kumasuke, knock that off." The Superior demanded.

"Knock what off? I thought you were doing that!" The scientist replied as his voice pitched higher the more he got nervous, "Zeo!"

"Don't look at me Kumasuke." the nobody replied.

"Lexeaus!" The Chilly Academic exclaimed.

"Haha, Lexeaus thinks this is funny…" The tall muscular man replied with some laughter. The lights then stopped flickering and all three gave death glares at the Silent Hero.

"That's not comical whatsoever!" The creepy big green eyed scientist grabbed

Lexeaus by the ear and dragged him into a chair, "Explain to me why you did that!"

"Lexeaus thinks it would add to the drama."

Both Ryuga and Zeo face palmed.

The screaming and crying continued and everyone stood up straighter.

"Zeo! Scent detect who's out there!" Kumasuke demanded with a point of a finger at the younger nobody.

"I only smell one scent out there, and it's one of us. It happens to be…Luxord."

The Cloaked Schemer replied after breathing in the air through his nose. "Luxord?" The superior repeated as he began talking short and quick strides to the door.

"Lexeaus thinks Luxord is crying."

"That's already been established." The Scientist reminded the muscular nobody.

The Superior opened the creaking door and in fact Luxord was sitting on the floor hugging his knees and crying his eyes out.

"Number 10! What is the meaning of this?"

The British and blonde haired nobody lifted his head and sniffled through his nose and replied, "I w-was scanning through the radio and…And…"

"Yes? What is it Luxord? Spit it out!"

"Justin Beiber came on!" He screamed like it was the worst thing in the entire universe and began crying his eyes out like a three year superior sat beside him and wiped a tear from his own eye a patted the nobody's back, "I feel ya man…Now if you need ANYTHING, I'm here for ya."

Luxord continued sobbing and Ryuga began to slightly cry while Rago, a curious young nobody with mullet hair happened to walk by, "Hey, why the long faces?" He asked as he stood in front of the two with his hands on his hips.

"Luxord was scanning the station on his radio and...and..." Ryuga started to say after wiping many tears from his eyes, "And…and…and…"

"Spit it out Lord Ryuga!" Rago exclaimed while gesturing a hand towards the

Superior.

"And…and…and…"

Just then a dramatic beginning to a symphony began, trumpets and violins started playing.

"THE SYMPHONIES ARE WORKING!" Kumasuke had yelled from his lab suddenly.

"Now where was I?" Ryuga asked himself before clearing his throat, "Oh yes...

And…and…JUSTIN BIEBER CAME ON!"

The music suddenly stopped, where ever it came from.

Rago clapped a hand over his mouth with a gasp, "You're kidding?" He knelt

down next to Luxord and rubbed his back, "It's alright man, It's gonna be okay. This tragedy will soon end."

Just then another nobody walked down the hall and stopped in front of the three, huddled together sobbing. This man was Tobio. He had and eye patch covering his right eye, and hair that was tied in an afro. "Hey, what's going on here? Did I miss something?" Tobio asked, placing a hand on his right hip.

"It's horrible Tobio, Luxord witnessed the voice of Justin Bieber and has

Bieberitis!" Rago explained while wiping the tears from his eyes.

"It even has a diagnosis?" Ryuga questioned, "What kind of sick twisted world do we live in?"

"We live in a world where people write on walls and worship cats. Dude, get with the times. Anyway we have to get him the cure and fast before he becomes permanently deaf." The man with the eye patch replied.

"HOLY PETUNIAS!" A female toned voice screeched rather loudly. Only one nobody in the entire Organization would scream like a girl shouting flower names.

And that was Wales. "DID SOMEBODY SAY BIEBERITIS?!" The orange haired man stood up from the floor, still wearing the ballerina outfit and walked toward the group.

Everyone stared with their mouths hung laughed in a creepy girly way before saying in a high pitched voice, "I have the cure."

"This will have to do…" Tobio mumbled to himself as he crossed his arms.

"WALES! CHANGE INTO YOUR CLOAK NOW! YOU'RE A DISGRACE TO KINGDOM HEARTS!" The Superior shouted at the top of his lungs, vibrating the castle.

Rago then stood up rather quickly and kicked Wales in the stomach un-expectantly, sending him flat on his back and summoned his sitar.

"Number nine what in Kingdom Hearts sake are you doing?!" Ryuga asked loudly as he stared in bewilderment.

"Oh I'm just offering Wales as a sacrifice to Kingdom Hearts." He replied simply. "WHAT?! YOU CAN'T DO THAT!" The Superior yelled demandingly.

"Well, why not?" The Melodious Nocturne inquired as he made his Sitar disappear.

"FOR KINGDOM HEARTS SAKE YOU HAVE TO GO TO THE ALTAR OF NAUGHT!"

"Lexeaus thinks lotion is yummier than Rachael Ray's cooking." The tall muscular nobody stated randomly as he walked out of the lab. Everyone just stared at him. "Duh me! Why didn't I think of that first?" Rago asked himself. The mullet haired nobody summoned a portal with a flick of his wrist and carried Wales over his shoulder and walked through it.

"Wait, I thought we needed to cure Luxord…" Tobio thought out loud, giving

Ryuga a confused two stared at each other with their mouths slightly agape.

"Lexeaus thinks there needs to be music to end the awkward silence."

"Well Tobio thinks you need to go back to kindergarten."

"Ryuga thinks we should all just shut up and pretend that none of this ever happened."

"Tobio wants to know why we are all talking in third person."

"Ryuga wants a muffin."

"Lexeaus can count to potato."

"Ryuga thinks talking in third person is actually entertaining."

"Tobio agrees."

"Lexeaus hasn't changed clothes in three weeks."

Ryuga's and Tobio's eyes widened and slowly stepped away from the Silent Hero.

The two turned on their heels going separate ways leaving Lexeaus to stand by

himself with the sick Luxord.

What do ya think of the randomness?