Darami was a jolly one as they go,
he got upset when it started to snow.
He went out to Snowhead,
and boo-hoo, now he's dead.
He failed his people, rinky-dink-dink,
and was laid to rest by a green kid named Link.
Darami, we miss you, but you had you're chance,
it probably would've been best if you'd worn pants.
It was the kid with a skull who started the fuss,
and Darami got the worse end of the tuss.
Darami we miss you old boy,
now all the little Gorons play with Darami action figure toys.
A scrub for an ally, a fist for a sword,
this song stinks, I'm getting bored!
Oh the mountain cries to me,
Snowhead and he's DEEEEEAD.
*sing this to a country western tune*
