A/N: Just a little (kind of silly) drabble/one-shot that came to mind after listening to 'He's A Tramp' and watching the Bones episode "The Twist in the Twister" where a couple of the lines came from. Based around Pam's comment about watching Eric seduce hundreds of other women before Sookie. Hope you enjoy it!

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He's A Tramp


He's a tramp
But they love him
Breaks a new heart
Ev'ry day

He's a tramp
They adore him
And I only hope
He'll stay that way

He's a tramp
He's a scoundrel
He's a rounder
He's a cad

He's a tramp
But I love him
Yes, even I
Have got it pretty bad
-'He's A Tramp,' Peggy Lee

Pam watched as Eric whispered in the ear of a blushing beauty, hiding her smirk as she pretended to take sip of her champagne.

As a general rule she found these society gatherings incredibly boring, but she always enjoyed watching Eric work his magic on some unsuspecting female.

Eric tended not to glamour his victims in these instances, preferring to hone his seductive skills without the aid of his extra abilities. He was pretty good at it too, though Pam had enjoyed the few times that things had gone sour and he'd ended up with a glass of champagne in his face.

She hid another smirk at the memories and caught his quick glance in her direction. The glance had been so quick that the woman he was charming hadn't even noticed, but Pam got the message: she was distracting him again.

This time she didn't hide her smirk as she sauntered off to mingle with the crowd, she enjoyed watching him work but she enjoyed the fact that she distracted him even more.

She swilled her champagne flute a little and pretended to take another sip as she watched the other guests.

She snorted a little when she caught the tail-end of something Eric said that was answered by a giggle.

The line was well worn by now and it meant that he was wrapping up his interlude, probably just as bored now with his company as she was with the party.

Moments later she sensed him behind her.

"Do you lie that easily to me?" she asked without turning around.

"I wouldn't know, I've never tried to lie to you before," he replied easily.

Pam sent him a shrewd look, "Smooth."

He shrugged a shoulder, "It's a talent."

Pam rolled her eyes.

"You ready to leave?" he asked casually, offering her his arm.

"You mean I'm the one who gets to go home with you?" she teased, taking his arm.

"Kalila, you're always the one who comes home with me," he told her as they both left the party.

"So many broken hearts," she commented with mock regret.

"It's truly tragic," he agreed.

Her answering laugh echoed behind them as they disappeared into the night.

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Kalila is Arabic for 'Beloved'