Author's note: This is just a not-exactly-romantic-but-silly, short Shizaya drabble. Hope you guys like it!~
Disclaimer: I, sadly, do not own Durarara :'(
Izaya grinned widely as he hid behind a nearby pillar. He held back a giggle as he watched, with a rather large amount of glee, as his unsuspecting victim walked right into his trap - the male bathroom - or so that unsuspecting victim thought.
To anyone, the bathroom door would look like any other normal male bathroom door with the word 'men' formed with plastic alphabet stickers pasted on it. Unfortunately, though much to Izaya's amusement, this unsuspecting victim was going to find out how wrong he was.
A high pitched scream of a young women filled the almost empty swimming complex followed by the loud slam of a door. Izaya peeked out from behind the pillar to see the outcome of his little prank.
His unsuspecting victim, Heiwajima Shizuo, was standing with his back pressed against the door to the 'male' toilet. His hair was wet and disheveled from swimming and rivulets of water ran down his toned, half-clothed body. His eyes were wide and his face tomato red with embarrassment.
The sight before Izaya made him burst out in uncontrollable fits of laughter.
Mocha eyes snapped up to glare in his direction. Izaya threw his hands up to cover his mouth in a weak attempt to stifle his laughter, dropping the 'w' and 'o' plastic alphabet stickers in the process.
"I should have known you would be behind something like this you flea..." Shizuo clenched his teeth, his eyes flashing in anger. "Izayaaaa..." The name came out as a threatening growl.
"Uh... I'm flattered?" Izaya scratched the back of his head awkwardly, a huge satisfied grin on his face. "And I'm sorry." Izaya put on a mock serious face of guilt but he could not keep it in place for long. A smile tugged at the corner of his lips. "Well... Not really but I'll say I am if it makes you feel better, Shizu-chan." He blew a flirtatious kiss in Shizuo's direction.
"I'm going to fucking kill you..." Shizuo cracked his knuckles. Izaya gulped.
"Now now, Shizu-chan. There's no need to be hasty..." Izaya backed away slowly, raising his hands in surrender. "You know you'll miss me when I'm dead and gone. You'll regret killing me."
"I'll live." Shizuo started walking towards the raven, his mocha eyes never breaking contact with Izaya's own coal colored ones.
The town of Ikebukuro had never seen as much destruction and chaos as it had that day.
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