Lai: ((playing with a paddle ball)) Don't own 'em.
Shel: ((watching ball bounce up and down mesmerized)) Yeah…don't own 'em…
"WELCOME!" Shel slides out and slides off screen into a car. The alarm goes off and a cat hisses. Lai comes in calmly and rolls her eyes. "You moron…"
Shel comes back on screen and straightens her shirt and tie…YES A TIE! A BILLIE JOE TIE! "Yea yeah…anyway! LIGHTS PLEASE!"
The lights come on and there's a huge row of bleachers filled with all of the InuYasha characters…who don't look too happy. Shel grabs her trusty shovel. ((you know the one if you've read Resurrection and Ghost of You! Tell me how much you LOVE that shovel!))
"If any of you have a problem you can report…to meh!"
Suddenly all of the characters look extremely happy…except the dark ones…and InuYasha of course.
Lai blows a fog horn thing. "FIRST UP!" The lights go out and muffled screaming is heard. Someone yells at someone for stepping on they're hair. And of course Lai apologizes to Sesshomaru. More muffled screaming and the lights come on.
Shel and Lai are standing beside a stool in a spotlight with Miroku sitting on it…looking totally confused and stumped. Lai huggles him…of course. "WELCOME HOUSHI-SAMA!"
Miroku enjoys this of course. "Why thank you ladies!"
Shel pulls her poor obsessed cousin off of the monk. "Remember the thing?" She pulls on a chain that comes out of nowhere. A voice from no where echoes…
"Know your stars…know your stars…know your stars…know your stars…"
Miroku looks around for the person. "Who said that?"
None of your concern young victim I MEAN monk…"
"Okaaaaay then…" Shel and Lai smile at Miroku then sidestep into the shadows. "Have fun." Lai glares. "And I paid 20 bucks for the voice so you better do a good job!"
Miroku…
"Yes?" Miroku was getting nervous…
He still plays with dolls…
"WHAT! Still? I never did!"
Then why is there a Barbie in your pocket?
"Umm…I dunno…" Shift nervous eyes…sweatdrop.
Miroku…He has a pet chicken…
"HAD a pet chicken." InuYasha comments from the bleachers. Miroku looked upset. "You ATE Bob!"
"…yes…"
Miroku gasped. "HOW COULD YOU!"
AHEM! Back to me! Miroku…He's in love with Kagura.
"Well…she is the only girl with her earrings…"
Besides you?
"Well yes…I mean No! I mean I'm not a girl!"
But you're gay right?
"NO!"
Then why is your right ear pierced and not your left?
Miroku tugged on his left ear. "GACK! MY earring's gone!"
Naraku laughed evilly. "He will never know…" Putting the gold earring in his pocket he turns into a shadow and disappears.
Okay then…MIROKU…
"SHUT UP!"
Are you crying?
-Sniff- "No…"
Shel comes back on and glares at the voice. "Okay you made him cry…you're job is done…NEXT VICTIM!"
Thatwas fun! Fun--this fanfic is for fun and fun ONLY...I get bored after my ig updates and me and Lai like to do stuff like this. So dont expect TONS of updates. Later!
