Prologue: An Average Day in a Not-So-Average Land
It was an average day in the peaceful land of Gensokyo.
Bear in mind, however, that Gensokyo's "average" is anything but—and there is very little "peaceful" about the Land of Illusions. That being said, it was relatively average, and relatively peaceful. That is, of course, if one counts quadrillions of energy bullets flying all over the place on a daily basis peaceful. Or certain nineballs freezing random things on a whim. Or certain witches attempting to steal (again) from a certain librarian.
Flan causing a mess.
Yuyuko being, well, Yuyuko.
Suika being drunk.
Moukou and Kaguya going at it. Again.
Aya breaking the sound barrier every half hour.
Sanae piloting her giant robot around. She's close to perfecting the barrel roll, did you know?
Iku dancing—wait, that's actually normal behavior.
Okuu . . . was . . . doing . . . something. She forgot, unyu.
Kogasa attempting to scare people, and failing miserably.
Yoshika trying to eat everything. Including Mystia. Cue Spell Card battle.
Sekibanki loosing her head . . . again.
Mima trying to remain inconspicuous and failing—it's quite obvious that Reimu knows she's there.
Genji sleeping. Come on, tell me that's not abnormal behavior. Next thing you'll say is that he talks and can fly.
Kotohime . . . being Kotohime.
Elly failing at her job—wait, nevermind, that actually is abnormal behavior. For her.
Yuki and Mai arguing. Again.
Rinnosuke PWNING the fools who harass him. He has the title of "Trollsuke" for a reason, Cirno.
A Gappy Stu or two attempting to be awesome. And instead ending up failing miserably. Per normal.
The Barrier breaking.
Reimu beating the crap out of fools.
Someone falling into Gensokyo.
Yukari fooling around again.
Hina spinning.
The Buddhists . . . Buddhing.
The Taoists . . . Taoing.
Reimu beating up MOAR FUULZ.
Rumia crashing into st—
Wait.
The Barrier just cracked.
. . . In case you couldn't tell, that's not normal.
. . . Aaaaand someone fell through. Great.
Looks like we have a gen-yew-wine-captial-eye Incident on our hands, folks!
. . . No, no, no, don't worry, this isn't one of those Gappy-Stu-worst-incident-ever-fanfiction incidents. No, Reimu can handle this all on her own.
She can, right?
. . . right?
. . . we are screwed.
But hey, this is normal. At least, for Gensokyo. It's just an average day in bullet hell, ya know?
Except this time . . .
We have one special guest.
Welcome, readers, to the wonderful world of Gensokyo!
A Gensokyo unlike any you've seen before.
So buckle up, this bus stops for no one.
It's gonna be one Old Hell of a ride!
Or maybe just a Makai for a ride. Or Hakugyokuro. Or maybe I'll just stop here.
