A/N: This is mostly meant to be funny so don't take it too seriously haha.
Also, it's taking place after ep 148 and I'm kind of ignoring the manga after that since the DC isn't (and may never be :( ) finished. So, if you haven't seen up to 148, SPOILER WARNINGS!
Gon: killuaaaaaa
Killua: Who is this?
Gon: gon!
Killua: Oh hey Gon! I didn't know you could text from your phone!
Gon: neither did i
Gon: ging told me how
Killua: Hm… Still with Ging, huh?
Gon: no
Gon: i just figured out what he meant
Gon: i haven't seen him
Gon: he left again
Killua: …..
Gon: it's okay, though i'm sure i'll find him again
Killua: First of all, use proper grammar.
Gon: grammar
Killua: Like capital letters, periods, and commas.
Gon: Okay! Like this! :D
Killua: …Close enough.
Killua: Second, how are you?
Gon: I don't have any Nen! :D
Killua: Training that hard, huh?
Gon: No! I really don't have any left after fighting Pitou! :D
Killua: WHAT?! YOU CAN'T USE NEN? AT ALL?
Gon: Nope! :D
Killua: QUIT MAKING THAT SMILING FACE, GON! YOU CAN'T BE PLANNING TO FIND HIM WITH NO NEN! YOU'LL DIE!
Gon: But I like smiley faces!
Gon: And it's okay, I'm sure I can still find him without Nen!
Killua: Gon! Don't even think about it!
Gon: But Killua
Gon: Ging thinks I can do it!
Killua: GING LEFT PEOPLE TO KILL YOU WHEN YOU WERE TWELVE!
Gon: That's because he cares about me!
Killua: I guess I have no choice. You'll have to join me and Alluka.
Gon: Uh
Gon: I can't
Gon: I'm busy
Killua: With what?!
Gon: Heehee…
Gon: :D
Killua: What the hell are you doing?
Gon: I got kidnapped! :D
Killua: WHY DIDN'T YOU START WITH THAT? WHO WAS IT? WHERE ARE YOU? DO YOU NEED HELP?
Gon: Ah, sorry Killua! No phones allowed anymore! Bye! :D
Killua: GON!
Killua: GON!
Killua: ANSWER ME GODDAMMIT!
Gon: Hi Killua!
Killua: WHAT'S GOING ON?
Gon: If you use Alluka to find me, I'll be in trouble.
Gon: Bye!
Killua: GOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
Phone: Your messages to Idiot Spiky Head BF could not be delivered. Please check the number and try again.
Killua: "Dammit! What does he mean I can't use Alluka? What'll happen if I do?"
Alluka: "What's wrong, big brother? Do you need Nanika's help?"
Killua: "…I can't. I don't know what's going on. It might be dangerous."
Alluka: "Okay… What are you going to do?"
Killua: "It's been a while since I've contacted the rest of the gang. I'll start there."
