This one is based on dorkly's video of the same name.
So. It begins with sonic running in Green Hill Zone Until a Strange hedgehog Which looks like sonic in purple appears
???: Hey! Nice moves Sonic!
Sonic: Oh. Um. Thanks. Who are you?
???: It's me dillain the hedgehog! I'm a tottaly original character!
Sonic: Then why do you just look like a purple version of me?
Dillian: Duh. I'm a imperfect clone of you created by dr. Robotnik. The only difference between us is that I'm a respective member of Deviantart!
Sonic: Well that's fine.
Dillian: Also im pregnant with your child.
Sonic: What?
???: Actually it's my child.
Sonic: Who are you?
Sonia: Im Sonia the hedgehog. Im a genderswapped version of you from a another dimension.
Dillain: She accidentally got me pregnant when we were making out on a HUGE pile of chaos emeralds
Sonic: Why did you say that like it was a completely normal sentence?
And then Tailz flew down to sonic
Tailz: Yikes! What's wrong sonic!
Sonic: Tails! Thank god you're here! This whole level is being overun with creepy knockoff characters!
Tailz: Uh actually sonic im tails with a z. I have three tails and can inflate my entire body at will.
And just like tailz said he inflated himself by coincidence
Tailz: Pretty hot right guys?
And then robotnik flew down to the four with his latest creation.
Robotnik: Prepare to meet your End!!!
Sonic then changed his mind to suicide
Sonic: Oh thank christ. Take me now eggman im ready.
Robotnik: For i have created the ultimate original character!!!
Sonic: Oh god dangit!
And then FLASH!!!
???:BEHOLD
???:IAM
???:KEEEVIIIIINNN!
His fetaure is... Well a poorly drawn knuckles
Meanwhile Luigi was just finishing his fanfic
Luigi: And then they all kissed kevin and got super pregnant! The end.
AND THAT's ALL FOLKS!
