Gravity Rick and Steven Universe
A Crossover Between Gravity Falls, Rick and Morty, and Steven Universe
Ples enjoi.
Disclaimer: I rated it "M" because I may have crossover sexy times in later chapters, but not right now.
The situation was pretty damn intense under the Mystery Shack.
There was a big portal that Stan "Grunkle Stan" Pines was trying to do to bring his brother back from a world or something (I don't really know because the hiatus isn't over yet).
But nobody else knew that and thought he was trying to blow up the world.
"You gotta believe me, Mabel!" cried the fat lard uncle.
"I believe you Grunkle Stanford?" whispered Mabel as she spun up in the air.
"FUCK YOU!" yelled the salty-ass Dipper, Mabel's brother.
Then shit started flying everywhere and then the portal crashed, and everyone was on the floor.
Then a mystery figure came out of the portal.
Dipper said "Who is that?"
Stan said "It's the autho-WAIT WHO THE FUCK IS THAT!?"
The figure had spiky blue hair, a lab coat, a beer in his hand, beer running down his lip, and a smaller adolescent kid following him
The figure belched loudly and sputtered out the words, "I-it's sc-science time, M-Morty."
The adolescent following him, apparently named Morty, replied "Aw geez, Rick."
BUT JUST THEN!
Far away in another universe, a magical group of hoes and a small boy that followed them around because he's 49% magic or something, felt a disturbance in the force!
I HOPE YOU ALL LIKED CHAPTER 1! STAY TUNED!
