A short dialogue exchange between Alice Liddell and Reginald Theophilius the Third.

DISCLAIMER:I do not own Alice in Wonderland. Reginald belongs the Bri-Chan and "When Curiousity Met Insanity". I own the plotline, sort of.


Mentally Unstable

"You're mad."

"Yes, Cricket, but it takes someone equally as mad to tell."

"…Are you insulting me?"

"No. I am simply stating that we are one and the same."

"I'm nothing like you. I never will be."

"Ah! But that, Cricket, is where you are wrong. Looked in the mirror lately?"

"…Stop calling me 'Cricket'."

"Haha! You know it's true, Cri-Alice. Your lack of words confirms it."

"I hope your hat shrinks."

"I hope you come up with better insults." ("AH! THE FELT! THE FELT WILL SHRINK!")

"I hope you fall in a hole."

"I hope you fall in after me."

"I hope you fall to your death."

"I hope you didn't mean that."

"…I didn't…"

"…I'm glad…"

"…"

"…"

"Well, bye."

"Yes. Tea at six?"

"Only if I can actually drink it this time."

"Haha! No promises. See you then, Alice."

"You can call me 'Cricket' if you like."

"Very well. See you then, Cricket."