Mkay, so, here goes this collection of oneshots. Basically, it's just many fluffy ways Jim could propose.
(SPOILERS for "Did I Stutter?")
I was disappointed he didn't pop the question in "Did I Stutter?", so here's how he could have done it. By the way, I have no idea what the heck the curby things at the ends of parking spaces are called, so I NAMED THEM. YAY! They are officially Parking Curbs. If that's what they're really called, well... blerg.
Jim watched as the rest of his coworkers sidled uneasily out of the building, mumbling about what was going on inside. His own thoughts drifted, but were soon interrupted by his girlfriend, who was sitting on the parking curb next to him.
"I really wish I had brought my glasses. This sucks."
"Starting to wish you hadn't spent the night, eh?" Jim grinned, reminiscing. Pam elbowed him in the ribs.
"Never, Halpert.
"Yeah, I know." He thought of how cute she looked, sitting at her desk with her glasses on, concentrating on her Solitaire. Just as he was remembering the bewildered look on her face when he had begun to "propose" earlier, Jim Halpert was struck with a genius idea.
"Speaking of," he began. "I happened to grab your glasses on the way out."
"You did?" Pam's face lit up, making him smile. "I love you." She held out her hand.
Still grinning, Jim pulled out the little black velvet box and opened it quietly, making sure she couldn't guess at what it was. He placed the simple diamond ring tenderly in her palm.
She looked confused for a second. "Jim, this isn't..." she trailed off, jaw dropping as she felt the ring and studied it the best she could without her glasses.
"I know you can't see me very well, so in case you didn't know, I'm kneeling," he said softly, after getting down on one knee. Pam remained speechless.
Jim cleared his mind. The fake-outs were so easy to do, but this seemed so much harder. It was official. She could answer yes, or no.
"Pam..." He sensed the camera crew zooming in, most likely on his face. He just kept looking at Pam.
"Pamela Beasly, will you marry me?" He swallowed, watching for her reaction.
A pause. "How dare you propose when I can't even see you."
Jim laughed nervously. "No stalling, Beasly."
Pam looked down at the ring in her hand. The camera crew moved closer. "Absolutely, I will."
Jim laughed again. Suddenly, he couldn't stop smiling. He kissed his fiance, and sat next to her once again. "Told it would kick your ass, Future Halpert," he whispered. She grinned. "It certainly did. But I still would really like my glasses."
Well? What'd y'all think? Review and tell me! Also, if you have any requests for a proposal theme or ideas you want me to use, put them in your review or PM me. I should be writing some more of these soon.
Peace and hair grease,
-Dizzy
