Author Note: I'm trying… No flames please. Unless they will help me over all…. KK? GOOD!

Disclaimer: I don't own anything other than my twisted mind and ideas! Plus, the later villain that you will learn about…. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!

On with the story! Ummm…. Fan fiction… I mean….. o.0'

Chapter One: Sick and twisted Games

Hiei gave a deep sigh as a disturbing feeling came over him. There where hands around his neck. And he could feel Kurama's cheek get close to his as he inwardly blushes. Why did the fox tempt him so? Whatever the reason. It pissed him off greatly. He wasn't the type of person just to sit there and take the fox's weird flirting actions.

"Oh, come on Hiei!" The fox said angrily as Hiei turned his head to the side, away from Kurama. He didn't want to eat the damn ice cream! He... Got brain freezes... What a bad excuse...

"HN!" Hiei said as he tried to stand but was pushed back down into the seat by Kurama. Kurama had a spoon and bowl in hand, trying to get Hiei to eat the food he had made for him. Kurama gave a whimper, making Hiei jump lightly as the weird sensation.

"Please..." Kurama begged against Hiei's ear in a seductive voice. Hiei sighed as he opened his mouth for the fox to place the food in. Kurama smirked to himself as he did a 'whoosh' voice and steered the spoon into Hiei's mouth. Hiei gave a glare forwards and clamped his mouth shut on the spoon. Kurama pulled but the fire demon refused to give up the spoon.

Kurama gave a frustrated sigh before putting the food on the table and walking away from Hiei into the living room to watch T.V. Kurama scowled as he turned on the T.V. and heard Hiei grunt in triumph.

Kurama flicked through the channels with slight care as he laid himself down, spread out. His hand above his head and one leg on the floor while the other stretched down his body. He frankly didn't care those looks that Hiei was sending him at that moment.

Hiei glared over at Kurama as he presented himself. Damn the fox…. Sooooo tempting at times… Wait. He was supposed to be the tempting one! His mind wondered around as he thought about his own thin, but built, body lying on a bed. Ready to be taken… He smirked to himself. What a life.

Ever since they had stopped the apocalypse…. Hiei had found his attraction towards the red headed fox. Though they only flirted around and hadn't kissed yet… Hiei was thinking of making a move soon as he stared over at the body that had forgotten its anger towards him. Hiei grabbed the bowl of chocolate ice cream before finishing it and tensing up. Damn…..

"K-Kurama….!" Hiei gasped out as the fox looked over to him in confusion… Before breaking out laughing at the brain-frozen 'fire' demon.

"H-Hiei! You fool! HAHAHAHAA!" Kurama held his sides as he rolled about the couch, laughing his brains out. Hiei glared over at him.

"Shhhhhhut…. Up!" Hiei glared daggers as Kurama continued to laugh. Kurama loved this beyond all reason. He loved it when Hiei looked helpless and caught in his own trap! He was the one who had wanted the sweat tasting food in the first place!

"I'M GOING TO FU-!" There was a loud nock on the door as Hiei shut his trap. Kurama jumped up, a silly smirk on his face as he walked over to the door and lightly opened it.

"You…….." Hiei whispered to himself sadly. Damn… Stupid people! He looked to the side, around Kurama, to see Yusuke staring at them in confusion, Kuwabara at his side. They stared at each other for a while, Yusuke and Kurama, before smiling and breaking out laughing.

"Nice to see you too, Kurama!" Yusuke said happily as they entered the house and stared at Hiei, who had his eyes shut tight in an attempt to stop the freezing sensation. Kuwabara stared dumbfounded.

"Is he going to die?" The ignorant boy asked in confusion. At that, Hiei's eyes popped open and he glared at the two of them. WHAT THE HELL WHERE THEY DOING HERE? There go all of his plans to get the fox under him…. In bed…. He he.

Kurama smiled. He knew what was going on in Hiei's head. It was all too obvious for this youko. He walked over to the couch and turned off the T.V. Hiei glared at him. What the fuck are you doing now, fox? He asked himself as he stared at Kurama, who had rushed off to shut the lights in the house off.

"Ready, shorty…?" Kuwabara asked stupidly. Hiei stood quickly from his seat. He looked at the idiot in the eyes, even though he was shorter, and glared in a superior way.

"Oh, yes. Go and call me short, while you are so tall, that your head is always in the clouds and you have the most, STUPID, comments!" Hiei glared harder. STUPID FOOL!

"Uhhhh…. YOU'RE SHORT!" Kuwabara blurted out at Hiei who sweatdropped. How the hell could a human be this stupid? He breathed in deeply. Trying to calm his nerves. He really just wanted to grab his sword right now and chop the guys head off!

"Oh… You are so stupid. I'd rather not talk to someone who could rub their stupidity on me until I'm a mindless drone like you, Kuwabara…." Hiei said slowly, so the oaf could grasp it. But… He didn't. He just ended up staring blankly at Hiei for a long while.

Kurama appeared at the bottom of the stares and walked over to the three boys who where staring at each other. Somehow, Kurama knew this was a bad idea. Though he couldn't help himself! It was a 'GOOD' idea! Who was he fooling? No, it wasn't… He he…..

"Ready guys?" Yusuke asked as he saw Kurama enter the room and glance at them. He had just watched Hiei blow Kuwabara off with mock interest. Its sometimes fun to watch. Yusuke smirked at the idea that he had given Kurama over the last few days. It was a good idea to get Hiei to break! Make him all sappy and for him to show a softer/weaker side of himself. God, this was going to be great!

End Chapter

Author: NICE! Finally! This took me…. 1 hour to write…. o.0' Next chapter will be better! I…. Ummmm… Promise?

Hiei: You make me sound like some idiot. :pulls out katana:

Kurama: Calm down…. Hiei!

Hiei: MUHAHAHA:slashes at me:

Author: EEPPPPPP:runs:

Hiei: Hn. :maniacal laughter: HAHA! Stupid fool!

Kurama: Oh... My God. :sigh: -.-'

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