After a match Paige was walking back to the locker room when she spotted a random notebook sitting on an equipment trunk.
"Hmmm..I wonder who this belongs to," Paige said. She opens up the front cover to see if there's a name inside. "What the Hell!"
As she read the words on the page her cheeks became red and when she got closer to the bottom she saw her name. Then she looked over to the right and saw a slash with AJ's name next to it.
"Holy shhh.,I can't believe this! Who ever ships me and AJ has good taste."
After she read all the names she decided to have a little fun,the idea of finding the own leaving her mind completely. Later Renee went back to the trunk where she remembered she placed her notebook and her heart started to race when she saw that her notebook wasn't there. She started looking behind the trunk thinking it might of fell but there was nothing, so in a blind panic she ran into catering.
Paige was walking down the hall just laughing until tears formed at her eyes, which caught a passerby's attention.
"Whats so funny?" Paige looked up from the book to see Seth staring at her. Before she answered she looked at the book, smiled at Seth and gave him the book. Seth took the book and started reading the words his face got redder and redder until he saw his name.
"WHAT THE FUCK, SHEAMUS!?"Seth yelled.
"Did someone call me?" Seth turned around and saw Sheamus standing in the doorway of the locker room.
"N-No... No one called-"
"Yeah Little Sethie here screamed your name." Seth gave Paige a death glare before he threw the book at her.
Paige picked up the book and looked at Seth then to Sheamus and gave them a creepy smile as she pushed Seth to the floor. She then ran to Sheamus to give him the book. As Paige got closer to Sheamus Seth jumped up and dived in between the two and grabbed the book and hit the ground. But he didn't get a chance to get up when Sheamus reached down an grabbed the book right out of his hands. He opened up the book and look at all the words dom and sub at the top and started to look at all the names listed down below. As soon as he read the last name he looked down at Seth with a slight blush on his cheeks and smiled when he saw that Seth's face red as a tomato. Sheamus was about to reach down and help Seth up when Paige grabbed the book and told them to gather everyone into the back rec room. When they left to find people, Seth suggested they split up to find them faster but Sheamus wouldn't leave his side.
After an hour of gathering everyone, they enter the room to see Paige standing on a trunk waiting for them to enter with all the people who had confused looks on their faces. She told Seth and Sheamus to stand on the trunks with her. When the last person entered the room Paige opened the book and started to tell them why she brought them here. After she was done explaining everyone started to laugh.
"So who's fucking who?" everyone turned to see Dean standing there with a cookie in his mouth and Paige smiled.
"I'm glad someone asked" she looked down and started to point at the people as the first couple. "First on the list is Cesaro" Paige looked up to see Cesaro looking annoyed.
"Let me guess I'm with Kidd right." He looked over and saw Tyson blushing and Natalya giggling at her husbands reaction. Cesaro then grabbed Tyson and pulled him into a hug.
"You know what Tyson I can see it happening" he started laughing when Tyson blushed more and tried to get out of his grasp.
"Ok for the next couple on the list is" Paige looks down and see the next name "Ryback this is interesting" She looks up to see Ryback looking back and forth the finally pointing at himself.
"Wait The big guy is actually with someone?" He the looked around to see who it could be then Paige finally spoke up.
"Yeah this seems weird but it's Dolph Ziggler" Dolph's eyes went wide.
"Wait what? Is it because of the whole big guy little guy thing?" Dolph then turned around to a laughing Zack Ryder who stopped when he saw a mad Dolph giving him a death glare."Well Ryder I'm glad it's him and not you." Dolph then stuck his tongue out at him then he felt a big hand on his shoulder.
After that little show was over Paige looked back at the book for the next name.
"It looks like my fellow Brit Wade has a little love."
Wade then looked at her, 'Who the hell am I paired with?' he thought to himself.
Paige looked around but couldn't find wade's better half, "Uh... he's not here, can someone go find little Neville for us?" she smiled when she saw Wade's hilarious look on his face at the mention of Neville's name.
"I'll go find him for y'all!" A very Happy Heath yelled out as he ran out of the room as Paige continued with her little game.
"The next one on the list is..." Paige was cut off.
"Wait, before you say the name am I paired with Seth cause I keep seeing all this Ambrollins shit all over the internet," Everyone looked at Dean as he took a cookie out of his pocket and started eating again. Paige started laughing.
"No Dean, Seth is with someone else you are paired with Rome over there."
Dean looked over to see Roman smiling out of embarrassment, "I can dig that," Roman looked at Dean as he took another bite out of his cookie. "So if I'm not with Seth then who's he with?"
Paige looked at Dean then to Seth. Seth was blushing as Sheamus put his arms around Seth neck into a hug.
"Hey Sheamus stop hugging him or his lover is gonna kill you" Sheamus looked at Dean with a confused look on his face."
"Dean are you stupid?! He's the one I'm paired with," Seth yelled then shoved Sheamus off him.
As soon as the yelling died down Paige went on with the names, "Lets see where did I leave off?" looking down the page, "Jack Swagger...you are paired with..." she look over to the next name "Zack Ryder"
"Wait me and the Swags are together, that's to weird," Zack started to stare at Jack then looked away when he noticed.
"What's the matter Zack? You don't want to woo woo woo with me in the bed?" Jack laughed when Zack came over to hit him in the head for the comment.
Thirty minutes after he left, Heath came back with Neville who had a plate of nachos in hand "Hey Miss Paige I found Neville and nachos!" Heath reach over Neville's shoulder, grabbed a nacho and ate it.
"I didn't know we had a meeting or I would have been here sooner," Neville said. Heath then grabbed Neville's hand and lead him towards Barrett where he could stand next to him. Neville was confused but stood there and ate his nachos anyway.
"Oh since the redneck is back, was he paired with anyone?" Dean yelled when Roman tried to cover his mouth to shut him up.
"Lets see," looking further down the page she find Heath Slater's name. "Oh It looks like Heath is paired with is ex-band mate Drew McIntyre. Funny isn't it?"
Heath just laughed "So me and Drew huh? I wonder what his reaction would be if he was here." Heath then stumbled forward when Dean hit is back.
"Who knows... why don't we give our little friend a call? What do you say Heath?" Heath looked at Dean and gave him a sly smirk.
"Fine I'll do that right now," Dean watch as Heath pulled out his phone and dialed Drew's number. "Damn! You're really going to do it." Dean smiled as he heard the sound of someone answering on the other end.
"Hey! Drew buddy! I bet you can't guess whats happening here," Heath laughed as Drew was trying to think.
"Hmmm... let's see you actually won a fight... congrats" Dean busted out laughing at Drew's answer and then Heath made a pouty face.
"No Drew, Miss Paige found someones notebook and this person is a shipper," Heath stopped talking when he heard the other end go silent, "Drew you still there?" He waited a few minutes until he heard Drew's voice again.
"Uh... Heath can I call you back ,I'm not alone anymore" Before he could hang up Heath heard a familiar voice in the background.
"Hold up Drew, is that the Hardys, put them on." While Heath and Dean waited for Drew to talk all they heard was yelling in the distance and a beep on the other end.
"Ok guys I got the Hardys to shut up for once and now your on speaker" Heath heard more yelling and swearing until he heard the familiar voice of Jeff Hardy.
"Hey it's been awhile, how have you been? What's going on? Oh and who am I talking to?" Heath heard a smack on the other side and Dean started laughing.
"Sorry for Jeff's stupidity, so what did you want to tell us?" Matt Hardy said as he helped his brother off the floor.
"Ok Miss Paige found a notebook that has both your names in it and it's hilarious!" Heath ran up to where Paige was standing to get a look at the book for the Hardys' names. "Let see Jeff and Matt ooohhhhh creepy" The line goes silent until they heard a woman's voice.
"Hey Jeff someone paired you together with The Undertaker" All Paige heard on the other line was Matt laughing at his brother, "Oh Matt I wouldn't be laughing, because your Undertaker's side bitch!" Paige smiled as she now heard Jeff laughing at him as Matt just groaned at those words.
As Paige hung up the phone and threw it back at Heath she realized the time so she had to hurry up and call out the rest of the pairs.
"Everyone we all have to leave soon so the rest are," looking down at the paper she called out " the next one is Booker and Goldust."
When their names were called out Goldust scooted closer to Booker and whispered into his ear," Guess what Booker I'm a biter."
Then Booker just turned around and walked out the door and bumped into Renee, "Oh sorry Renee, I didn't see you there."
Renee looked over his shoulder to see everyone gathered into the room, "What's everyone doing in there? I don't remember a meeting being scheduled," then she saw Paige standing on the trunks and her eyes went wide.
In Paige's hands was her notebook. Renee started to panic and Booker noticed, "Whats the matter Renee, did I step on your foot?"
She looked at him with a blush on her cheeks, "Uh no I'm good. I just need to go somewhere that's not here, bye!" she turned around and ran down the hall to the exit door. It confused Booker until he turned to where she was staring and then it came to him
'I bet that's Renee's notebook' he thought to himself.
"Let's see... shocker... The Ascension!" Paige exclaimed. The Ascension gave each other a look until Dean appeared in between them.
"Oh... so I guess you guys should change you catch phrase to...," Dean clears his throat, "WELCOME TO THE GAYLAND!" then he slapped both of them on their shoulder pads.
When everyone stopped laughing Paige went on, "Oh this one is soooo original," she said sarcastically "Its our favorite tag team Hell No."
Daniel jumped on a chair and started yelling, "NO! NO! NO! NO!" Kane was getting really annoyed at this so he walked over to the yelling goat and picked him up and tossed him out the door.
"There problem solved on with the next names please I have somewhere to be."
" Before I start is there going to be anymore interruptions... no..? thank you!"
She went back to see how many more there were and was happy there was only a few left.
"I'm going to do this real quick so everyone shut up, next is Erick Rowan and Jey Uso," Paige looked up with a mad expression on her face when she heard someone laugh really loud.
"Shut up its not funny,Uce!" Jey yelled at his brother for laughing at his pairing.
"Are we done Jimmy? I want to finish this," He stopped laughing long enough to let her finish, "And then there's Miz and his stunt double and that's all for the ones who are here,"Miz was about to say something until Dean appeared in front of him making him jump,"What do you want?"
Dean looked at him and then to Damien, "Looks like you can finally use the product you advertised!" Miz was about to hit Dean when Damien stepped in front of Miz and slapped Dean first. Before a fight could happen Roman grabbed Dean and lead him out of the room "What's the matter Rome? Couldn't wait to get me alone?" Dean smiled when Roman turned to hide his blush.
When Paige was done and everyone was leaving she stopped Fandango,Sin Cara, and Cody at the door, "Can you three stay? You have a pairing too, but the other one you're with isn't here." They looked at each other and back at Paige.
"So.., who has the honor of being with the Dashing Cody Rhodes?" The three looked at him with annoyed looks then Sin Cara Dropped kicked him to the floor.
"Yeah... Fandango you're with Chris Jericho, Sin your with Rey Mysterio, and that idiot down there... he's with Punk."
