Everyone at Akatsuki base was honestly and truly, bored. Pein and Konan was out on a date so no missions for anyone. Hidan ended up leaving to go sacrifice people, Itachi stayed in his room, Deidara and Sasori fought about art, Kisame went to Itachi and his room also, and Tobi and Kakuzu were in the kitchen.
"Kakuzu can Tobi have a dollar?" Tobi asked. Kakuzu looked at him and glared. "N-never mind" Tobi said sadly. Kakuzu looked at him confused. Why had he needed a dollar anyway. Something in Kakuzu's mind started making him wonder. He had heard from Itachi once that Tobi's mask tastes like a lollipop. "How the hell would he know that anyway??". That question invaded Kakuzu's mind and wouldn't leave.
"Hey Tobi" Kakuzu started and Tobi looked up in his mask. "Yes?" Tobi said in his normal happy tone now. Kakuzu got up from his seat and walked over to Tobi. He pulled down his mask. "What are you...." was all Tobi could get out until "Lick". Tobi looked at Kakuzu wide eye from behind his mask. "Y-you just licked my mask??" Tobi said in a confused voice. "Yes and Itachi was right, it does taste like a lollipop. Though now I'm wondering, what do you taste like" he said and before Tobi could move, Kakuzu pulled Tobi's mask off some and kissed him.
Tobi sat there in shock. Soon he relaxed and pulled his arms around Kakuzu's neck and kissed back. This time Kakuzu was shocked but smiled some. He bit down gently on Tobi's bottom lip asking for entrance which said person opened his mouth. Kakuzu slid his tongue into his mouth and their tongues played. Soon the lack of air became a problem and they pulled apart.
"W-why'd you kiss me?" Tobi asked forgetting to say "Tobi" instead of "me". A small tint of pink formed on his face. Kakuzu smiled. "Because I wanted to know what you tasted like, and I like it" was his reply. A smile appeared on Tobi's face as he pulled off his mask and kissed Kakuzu again. When he pulled away he saw Kakuzu blushing now. He chuckled lightly. "So you don't mind me? I'm not annoying?" Tobi asked.
"You're still kind of annoying but, I can deal with it" Kakuzu said smiling. "Love you Kakuzu" Tobi said. "Love you to Tobi" Kakuzu replied as he helped Tobi put his mask back on and they walked out of the kitchen.
