Disclaimer Don't own the Teen Titans, but I do own this plot, and the stupid name for the game that's in the story. v
A/N Hello! This idea just kind of jumped out at me. You'll see where it goes...eventually. ;; I'm not a real funny person, but I tried really hard to make at least a BIT of it funny. Enjoy!
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Everybody's Fool
By Tsunami-dono
Chapter 1 - Kansas
"And they say that I'm desperate!"
"You are," Raven stated from her position on the couch.
Frowning slightly, I turned away from her and crossed my arms. "OK...but I wouldn't do something like THAT. Even if it was for the new Custom XT-2048 Fighter game."
Cyborg stood in the tower doorway, gasping for breath, and water. His arms were scratched, and his joints were close to falling apart. Of course, he didn't seem to mind much. Cy's eyes were dazed, and his mouth curled into a victorious smile that seemed to never go away.
Cy suddenly shook his head like he was ripping through a steak, and said, "Try to say that after you see ME play! You'll be longing to even just WATCH!"
I rolled my eyes. "Dude, I would never run all the way to Kansas and back, just for that game."
"Bet you would!"
"...No."
Well...I have to admit. I'd do a LOT for that game. The gorgeous graphics, perfect control, great interaction with the characters, and above all the plot...I mean, how many people could possibly have it now? It's only been released in selected cities, and in selected stores, for crying out loud! Kansas is, actually, the closest place to getting it...I still wouldn't go to Nowheresville, just for the game, though...
Raven came behind me and placed her hand on my shoulder. "Actually, Beast Boy, that really does sound like something you'd do."
Sighing, and looked to the window, and outside. Maybe we could all go outside, with the exception of Cyborg, obviously, and do something. It's really nice out.
"Yo, Raven, I don't think that he heard you," Cyborg laughed, landing himself on the couch. "Probably thinkin' about what he's missing with this game!"
"...No! I heard!"
Raven rolled her eyes. "Why didn't you answer, then?"
"Maybe I didn't feel like talking!" Crap...Now I'm in trouble.
Raven quickly lifted her hood, to hide whatever kind of laughter she was tempted to exert. "I'm not even going to respond to that one..."
Cyborg just came right out and laughed. Even with the soreness from going to Kansas and back. "If she's not going to say anything, I GOTTA!...You always feel like talking, BB. There's NEVER a time that you don't."
That's so not true! "There's lots of times that I don't!"
"Name a time and place." That was Raven, if you didn't know.
She's got me... "Why would I keep track of stuff like that?!"
Raven sighed, rolling her eyes under her hood. She thinks that I can't see that, but it's kind of obvious once you know her gestures.
"OK. Well...How about this: what if I talk a lot, but don't necessarily WANT to? Like, I feel it's my duty to talk?" They can't get through that!
Raven turned around. "Your duty to talk? What if someone else had the same duty?" She crossed her arms. "Beast Boy, you certainly have a right to speak, but not a 'duty'."
My mouth dropped slightly as my arms fell limply to my sides. How did she get through that?! I finally had a really good comeback, and she returns it like it was nothing! I mean, sure, I can't really express myself in words very well, but that was pretty good. Why couldn't she have just walked away, letting me feel like I did something?
"Just walk away, yo." Cyborg was waving his hand to me from the couch, trying to get my attention.
"Which one of us?" Raven walked up the stairs to her room.
I glared at him. "I can't just let her insult me like that!"
"Uh, yeah you can. She's been doin' that for awhile, so you usually ignore it."
I started to flail my arms frantically at my sides. "Well, I don't want to this time!"
Cy cocked his head to the side and rolled his head around. "Then WHY didn't you do this before? She's insulted you worse before..." He made an excruciatingly long pause before his eyes lit up. "Oh! Oh! Like the time that you bought that elf mask for Halloween!...And when you decided to learn how to roller blade..."
I winced slightly at the thought of that...That wasn't one of my brighter moments. I KNOW that I'm not real graceful on my own two feet, so trying to put wheels on them was idiotic.
"So I waited for awhile. What's that got to do with anything?!"
I morphed into a tiger and lifted my chin up in defiance. Cyborg kind of backed away and put his hands up for protection. Heh heh...That feels kind of cool. Not being made fun of, I mean. That doesn't happen enough, I'd say.
As all the Titans here have experienced, training is the best way to let off any kind of steam, so I headed to the training room. Feels so cool to be able to change yourself into an entire different being. And to kick the rump of bad guys, too!
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A/N What'd you think? Good? Bad? Blah? Tell me what you think. I seriously have no idea whether I did good. To me, most of my stuff it bad, but I don't know how other people will react to it. Later days, and keep reading! v
A/N Hello! This idea just kind of jumped out at me. You'll see where it goes...eventually. ;; I'm not a real funny person, but I tried really hard to make at least a BIT of it funny. Enjoy!
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Everybody's Fool
By Tsunami-dono
Chapter 1 - Kansas
"And they say that I'm desperate!"
"You are," Raven stated from her position on the couch.
Frowning slightly, I turned away from her and crossed my arms. "OK...but I wouldn't do something like THAT. Even if it was for the new Custom XT-2048 Fighter game."
Cyborg stood in the tower doorway, gasping for breath, and water. His arms were scratched, and his joints were close to falling apart. Of course, he didn't seem to mind much. Cy's eyes were dazed, and his mouth curled into a victorious smile that seemed to never go away.
Cy suddenly shook his head like he was ripping through a steak, and said, "Try to say that after you see ME play! You'll be longing to even just WATCH!"
I rolled my eyes. "Dude, I would never run all the way to Kansas and back, just for that game."
"Bet you would!"
"...No."
Well...I have to admit. I'd do a LOT for that game. The gorgeous graphics, perfect control, great interaction with the characters, and above all the plot...I mean, how many people could possibly have it now? It's only been released in selected cities, and in selected stores, for crying out loud! Kansas is, actually, the closest place to getting it...I still wouldn't go to Nowheresville, just for the game, though...
Raven came behind me and placed her hand on my shoulder. "Actually, Beast Boy, that really does sound like something you'd do."
Sighing, and looked to the window, and outside. Maybe we could all go outside, with the exception of Cyborg, obviously, and do something. It's really nice out.
"Yo, Raven, I don't think that he heard you," Cyborg laughed, landing himself on the couch. "Probably thinkin' about what he's missing with this game!"
"...No! I heard!"
Raven rolled her eyes. "Why didn't you answer, then?"
"Maybe I didn't feel like talking!" Crap...Now I'm in trouble.
Raven quickly lifted her hood, to hide whatever kind of laughter she was tempted to exert. "I'm not even going to respond to that one..."
Cyborg just came right out and laughed. Even with the soreness from going to Kansas and back. "If she's not going to say anything, I GOTTA!...You always feel like talking, BB. There's NEVER a time that you don't."
That's so not true! "There's lots of times that I don't!"
"Name a time and place." That was Raven, if you didn't know.
She's got me... "Why would I keep track of stuff like that?!"
Raven sighed, rolling her eyes under her hood. She thinks that I can't see that, but it's kind of obvious once you know her gestures.
"OK. Well...How about this: what if I talk a lot, but don't necessarily WANT to? Like, I feel it's my duty to talk?" They can't get through that!
Raven turned around. "Your duty to talk? What if someone else had the same duty?" She crossed her arms. "Beast Boy, you certainly have a right to speak, but not a 'duty'."
My mouth dropped slightly as my arms fell limply to my sides. How did she get through that?! I finally had a really good comeback, and she returns it like it was nothing! I mean, sure, I can't really express myself in words very well, but that was pretty good. Why couldn't she have just walked away, letting me feel like I did something?
"Just walk away, yo." Cyborg was waving his hand to me from the couch, trying to get my attention.
"Which one of us?" Raven walked up the stairs to her room.
I glared at him. "I can't just let her insult me like that!"
"Uh, yeah you can. She's been doin' that for awhile, so you usually ignore it."
I started to flail my arms frantically at my sides. "Well, I don't want to this time!"
Cy cocked his head to the side and rolled his head around. "Then WHY didn't you do this before? She's insulted you worse before..." He made an excruciatingly long pause before his eyes lit up. "Oh! Oh! Like the time that you bought that elf mask for Halloween!...And when you decided to learn how to roller blade..."
I winced slightly at the thought of that...That wasn't one of my brighter moments. I KNOW that I'm not real graceful on my own two feet, so trying to put wheels on them was idiotic.
"So I waited for awhile. What's that got to do with anything?!"
I morphed into a tiger and lifted my chin up in defiance. Cyborg kind of backed away and put his hands up for protection. Heh heh...That feels kind of cool. Not being made fun of, I mean. That doesn't happen enough, I'd say.
As all the Titans here have experienced, training is the best way to let off any kind of steam, so I headed to the training room. Feels so cool to be able to change yourself into an entire different being. And to kick the rump of bad guys, too!
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A/N What'd you think? Good? Bad? Blah? Tell me what you think. I seriously have no idea whether I did good. To me, most of my stuff it bad, but I don't know how other people will react to it. Later days, and keep reading! v
