***Today's my birthday, so I thought I'd give you all a birthday treat! Keep in mind this is a one-shot and there is nothing you can do to make me continue it. This is in my point of view from my imagination. I repeat, none of this is real. Enjoy!***
I opened my eyes and sprang out of bed, stepping on Sora's huge feet as I dashed to the kitchen. I heard assorted swear words, but I didn't stop to think if Sora could even swear, I just kept running. When I was at the kitchen door I screeched to a stop and slowly walked in, rubbing my eyes sleepily. Kairi, Reese, Namine, Xion, Riku, and Roxas yelled "Happy Birthday!". I pretended to look shocked.
"It's my birthday?" I asked, astonished, "I had no idea!"
"Bull." Reese replied as she helped Kairi cut the cake. "You've been talking about it non-stop all week."
"Yeah." Xion agreed. I laughed as Namine shoved a piece of cake with a candle in it at me.
"Make a wish!" she said sweetly. I thought for a moment and puffed out the candle. Riku, Sora, and Roxas had just started shoving cake in their faces when the doorbell rang. I put on a tiara that said "Birthday Queen" and got the door. Taytay, Aqua, Terra, and Ven came in, and Taytay hugged me until I couldn't breath.
"The love-it burns!" I gasped as she let go. She poked me and ran to the kitchen to eat some cake. She was as messy as the boys. I shook my head as Dave made one of his rare appearances out of his room.
"Hi H-er-Roxy." He said. He threw me a present grabbed a piece of cake and went off back to his room to play more video games. I sighed as the doorbell rang again. I grabbed my piece of cake and ate some of it on my way to the door. I opened it and Emmz, who is half cat (don't ask how), pounced on me, followed by her many, many cats and one baby tiger. I gave her a piece of cake and sprinkled some catnip down for her cats and went to the kitchen again. I had just sat down when I realized that giving a baby tiger catnip was a baaad idea. I rushed to where the tiger was ripping up my furniture and shoved some anti catnip down its throat. It thanked me by hacking up a huge multi-colored hairball. I grabbed my keyblade, only to realize that I couldn't summon it. I, once again, went back to the kitchen to ask what was wrong with it, but no one was there. All that was there was a note on the table. I picked it up and read.
"Eight paces to the left, three paces down, there is another clue to be found." I wadded up the note and walked downstairs and flicked on the light. Everyone yelled "Happy birthday!" except Kairi, the only person who had any sense, who said "How did you get here so fast?"
"I heard Sora cursing." I replied. They all glared at him until he yelled at them.
"Yep, yet another normal birthday." I said to Reese as I opened presents.
"Normal?" she asked as she watched Taytay get a baby panda (named Sad) out of her purse, and Emmz cuddling all her cats at once, "How is this normal?"
"Because this is insane-land! Haven't you gathered that from all the stuff that's happened?" I yelled.
"Oh," she said sarcastically, as she rolled her eyes, "How could I ever forget?" I smiled and pet my dog that was very scared at what was going on. Perfectly normal.
