Gaz: this has questionbeen bothering me for a while. This is my attempt at funny, shut upI'm not very good at writing funny things.
The insurance girls wandered away leaving the two men to entertain themselves but "without getting into trouble" as the short insurance girl put it. Wolfwood and Vash eventually found there way into a restaurant, ordered their meals and waited.
"Maybe we could go shopping for bamboo", Vash said with a grin on his face. Wolfwood glared daggers at him but didn't answer, that comment came from when Wolfwood wore pyjamas that made him look like a panada.
Having completed his mission to piss Wolfwood off, Vash started thinking about what they could do today without getting into trouble.
Vash opened his mouth to once again piss off the priest when he noticed Wolfwood's hand was dangerously close to his gun, so Vash quickly closed his gob.
A few minutes later their meals arrived, Vash's hamburger with a side of chips and Wolfwood's ham sandwich and coffee.
Vash started as soon as the plate hit the table, it was almost gone when he noticed the priest was staring at him with a question mark on his face. Vash put down the remaining scrapes of the beef burger, swallowed the food he had in his mouth and said "is something wrong?"
The corners of Wolfwood's lips twitched as he explained his reason for staring,
"Well Vash, I was wondering why you aren't crying".
Now it was Vash's turn to be confused, "Why would I be crying?" Vash asked suspiciously.
"Well you just devoured a part of a DEAD cow, in fact I'm surprised your not a vegan, you get all upset when someone dies, you wont even kill an animal, but just now I guess you just committed cannibalism well kinda" Wolfwood explained.
Vash's eyes went wide in horror and disbelief, his jaw dropped so far that it made a hole in the wooden floor, his skin was drained of colour, and it looked like he hadn't slept in days but a few minutes ago he was as fresh as a daisy.
Wolfwood was biting his lip trying not to laugh, he almost felt sorry for Vash but Vash had to learn that no one makes fun of Nicholas D. Wolfwood and got away with it.
After a few minutes of staring in horror, Vash finally got a word out, "I-I thought t-that hamburgers were made out of vegetables".
A few more minutes later Vash finally got some colour back in his face, but not a good colour because soon enough, Vash bolted out the door with his hand over his mouth and left Wolfwood chuckling like crazy.
"Finally I might have some peace", Wolfwood thought as he downed the last of his coffee and left a very generous tip on the table.
He spent the next hour wandering around town with the ever-present cigarette in his mouth.
When he finally did wander back to the hotel, he was greeted by a very angry Meryl.
"WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO HIM!" she screamed.
"Relax girl, you'll live longer" Wolfwood said, determined not to let her intimidate him.
"Well he is too busy throwing up to tell us so why don't you," she said in a slightly nicer tone.
Wolfwood ignored her and went to the room he shared with Vash, only to find Vash sitting on his bed giving him the evil glare, this only made Wolfwood chuckle more.
Vash noticed this and quickly responded by throwing his pillow at the priest and said "shut up you stupid panada". But Wolfwood was prepared for that comment, he caught the pillow and replied "do you want me to cook bacon and eggs tomorrow for breakfast?"
It seems that Vash was expecting that comment because he was in the bathroom before Wolfwood finished.
From then on, Wolfwood was never called a panada again, Vash became a vegan and Meryl vowed never to let them go off alone. (Even though about a week later, the incidents on the spaceship occurred)
Gaz: I no I no, it wasn't funny, andI no that Wolfwood doesn't actall cool but he does in my mind!RR anyway please.
