Sirius: Long time since we've chatted and... I'M OUT OF SUMMER SCHOOL!
I got a new chapter of bully proof love up and what they do... wire some of the building... I had to do that all by myself Wednesday. It was quite fun.
And some more info, I was bullied and I did say all that, but I added a little bit, no my parents do not fight in the war of Iraq, nor do I live in a barn... but I'm going to!
The town is real, Westline Missouri. I also do have those family members and others that will come in... My parents are in their fifties and had been married before if that answers any questions.
Went to the Royals Baseball game at Kauffman stadium Wednesday too, they lost by one point.
Hope your cat, Oliver, is home soon and to read another chapter of the most awesome FanFiction book ever! Pray the lord brings that knotty kitty back, and tell Oliver if he/she does that I'm angry with them. Hope to see her/ him again in the book too! Esperanza: I just read the chapter and it was cool that you got to wire the building.
I hope that your bullies back off before I pop up outta the blue and give them a piece of my frying pan! *brings out frying pan* I do better in the dark. *evil smiles*
And yay for no more summer school. Now we can stay up late and chat for as long as we want. And you can watch TV while eating pizza!
I wish I could see Oliver again. I keep thinking that he shows up every once in a while at home and we're not there to let him in. It scares me that he might run away and this time not come back. He will be in the story more.
The next chapter should be up soon. I may be back home whenever I post it. I have another four days until I leave Texas. I've been busy keeping little kids in check, chores, shopping and cooking. It's really hard.
Are you gonna see the new Transformers movie? I will with my new boyfriend whenever we get back home. I can't wait! *has a spaz attack on the floor*
Anyway, hope to read more bully proof love soon! :) Sirius: OMG! I can't wait to see the new movie *fangirl scream*.
I've been thinking about popping up with my frying pan as well... we think a lot alike... that just occurred to me.
Just know that if Oliver is on your doorstep and has been for a long time while you were gone, he will know you didn't mean it and will forgive you. And if he don't come back... *sheds tear* he will be in our memories as our dearest cat, who we loved and cherished and became popular and had the best life with you... But if he does come back, as I said, he still has the best life to look at and still to come! Pray to the lord!
I have a feeling this chapter is going to be awesome... and if you saw my review for chapter 23 you have probably laughed your ass off. If you haven't, you might when you read it. Esperanza: I hope he can forgive me and I pray to the lord. And I read the review and I did laugh. Wendy will eventually get on a sugar high with the Outcasts at the party. But the only problem is what will she do? I'm still working on it. Sirius: *mimicking Optimus's baritone voice* Though secrets are kept in this war, all shall be revealed...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I'M INSANE!
... I crack myself up. But it still remains, we will find out the secret of what Wendy plans to do on her sugar high! We are determined bitches Wendy, watch out!
*smiles before laughing hysterically again.* Esperanza: XD
*Wendy accidentally breaks something of Ratchet's*
Whoopsie!
*Ratchet's optic twitches* WENDY I NEEDED THAT!
Wendy: YOU STOP BEING SO GRUMPY, GRAMPS! I'm tired now. *passes out on the floor* Candy kitties...
Ratchet:*sighs and takes her to his bed* Sirius: I'm getting suspicious of Ratchet now... his bed...
My mind just went there... again.
I've got a sick and insane mind... Wait, that's the first time I admitted I've got a sick mind and the 50 millionth time I've said I've got an insane mind!
... I think I need to calm down. Esperanza: XD
Don't worry, I'm used to it. My friends and I always joke about that all the time. My friend Regina who just recently graduated was always like that. We even called our mashed potatoes at lunch 'white stuff' if you know what I mean.
And no, Ratchet is too nice to do that to Wendy. And I'll get my wrench to him if he does! Sirius: Esperanza to Wendy's rescue!
Watch out Ratchet, not only does Esperanza got a good aim with a wrench, I do too!
And yes I do, I set up a target and hit the center with my wrench... multiple times. I'm practicing for my mother's head, she keeps breaking my things... does that sound familiar in any way?
XD I know I'm going to die of laughter just saying. Esperanza: Actually, I have horrible aim! Once Zach took my phone and held it up to where I can't reach it cause I'm so small compared to him. I grabbed my water bottle and threw it at his back but he turned around to gloat and I ended up hitting him where the sun don't shine. Whoopsie! *puts on innocent smile*
Oh well, he was asking for it. XD
And you sound like Ratchet and your mother can be Bulkhead. Sirius: Ding, ding, ding! You win a date with Ratchet!
Ratchet: What the shit?!
Sirius: Shut the slag up before I hit you with a wrench! You know I can! Ratchet: *backs down knowing I'm going into overdrive in my insaneness.*
Sirius: That's better.
But yes, my mother is clumsy like Bulkhead. I accidentally called her Bulkhead once...
Ratchet: That's absurd.
Sirius: *throws wrench at holoform, particularly where the sun don't shine*
Ratchet's holoform: *groans in pain and falls to the floor.*
Sirius: My mother called me Ratchet too. I still don't know if it's *jerks thumb at the groaning Ratchet* that Ratchet, or "she Ratchet". Esperanza: Yes! A date with my fave Autobot. Mom acts like Bulk, she be called Bulk.
And ouch! Poor Ratchet. Don't hurt him too much; we still have a date to go to.
And she Ratchet I get it! XD Ratchet: Where's the glitch?
Sirius: *sneaking around to bag Ratchet*
Ratchet: Where are you glitch!? *yelps as a giant bag is dropped on him and is knocked off his pedes by tripping on string, onto his back.*
Sirius: Surprise Ratchet! I hope you like Texas! *rubs where his helm is in the bag* See you later honey.
Ratchet: *struggles* I will get you... Wait, TEXAS!?
Sirius: *smiles evilly as she opens ground bridge* Yep. *Bulkhead (not mom but Bulk) and 'Bee hauls him through to your place, right outside your door.* Happy dating! *waves for the end of the message* Esperanza: Squee! My Autobot date is here! God, I hope Dad doesn't bring out the shotgun like he did the last boy.
*drags Ratchet's body into the room and hides him in the closet* Sirius: Your welcome... *crash!* I think Bulkhead just broke something... BULKHEAD, DID YOU BREAK SOMETHING?!
Bulkhead: N-no.
Sirius: You. Are. Dead. You died a long time ago and are still upright somehow.
Bulkhead: *running from my evil look*
Sirius: Excuse me while I get payback for Ratchet for breaking one of his most needed tools... BULKHEAD I'M GOING TO KILL YOU FOR RATCHET!
Bulkhead: *screams like a little girl*
Sirius: Tell Ratchet I'm taking care of Bulkhead... The "sweet" little thing... I hope you get my sarcasm... And if your dad shoots Ratchet he will be in trouble *brings out frying pan and wrench.* Now where'd that peace of scrap ex-wrecker go? *runs off in search of the dead Bulkhead* Esperanza: I told Ratchet and he appreciates it. Bulkhead is welded to the ceiling, but Optimus kept me from giving him some "scratches" to his armor. I still say he needs them. Turns out Miko told him to break Ratchet's test engine for the synthetic energon so now I'm hunting her down. Miko: You'll never catch me!
Sirius: That slagger better find a good hiding spot...
Optimus: Remember what I told you, Sirius.
me: Awe, but Dad! *puts on pouty face* (also, that's where Sirius Pax comes in; I'm his daughter, born when he was Orion Pax.)
Optimus: Sirius, I mean it.
Sirius: Can I at least hit her in the head with a wrench... Just once?
Optimus: *gives me a stern look as he thinks before nodding*
Sirius: *squeals in delight and hugs his pede.* Thank you Daddy!
Miko: Not cool!
Sirius: *head shoots up with an evil grin on my face* Ready or not, here I come!
Miko: *screams and runs to a hiding place.*
Sirius: *runs in search as Optimus watches me.*
Wait a minute; I have the same father as Wendy, cool! Esperanza: Yay! You two can be sisters! And run Miko before she gets ya! Miko: I know that!
Sirius: Not helping! Miko, get back here!
Miko: Never! Why did Optimus give you permission to hit me on the head?!
Sirius: Because I'm his daughter and Wendy's sister!
Wendy: You guys are insane.
Sirius: Thanks for the compliment!
Optimus: *watching beside Arcee.*
Zach: My bet goes to Miko outrunning Sirius.
Sirius: I don't think so, pretty boy! *just went into overdrive insane* *lunges at Miko who barely dodges me*
Bulkhead from welded to the ceiling: Run Miko! Optimus, can you get me down?
Optimus: No.
me and Wendy: *laughing hysterically.* Esperanza: XD
Sorry, Bulky. Ooh, wait! *takes out phone and snaps a pic* Perfect blackmail!
Kathy: I know how to get Miko caught! *throws water bottle at Miko's legs and trips her* There you go, Sirius! :D Sirius: Thank you Kathy! *pounces on Miko* You little glitch!
Miko: *biting my arm* Let me go!
Sirius: *brings out wrench and hits her on the head*
Miko: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Sirius: *smiling happily and taking picture* Wait until Ratchet sees this. *evil smile.* That picture of Bulkhead better be shown to Ratchet as well, he won't stop laughing.
Bulkhead: SCRAP!
Sirius: *throws Miko over my head and onto a medical gurney where she now lays unconscious but unharmed then dusts off hands.* That's better. Esperanza: XD
Kathy: You're welcome! Glad to watch!
Esperanza: I'm sure Ratchet would like that picture! Wait, I can't remember what happened to him after we went to the park for a walk and the water park. Sirius: YOU MEAN TO TELL ME YOU LOST RATCHET?! How can you lose a 23 foot robot?!
Wendy: This is horrible!
Sirius: You got that right sister! Emergency rescue and return!
Wendy: Let's find our crush... *covers mouth with hands*
Sirius: I knew it! Don't worry, I already share him with Esperanza; I'll share him with you too!
Wendy: Enough chatting, let's find Ratchet!
Both: Wendy and Sirius to the rescue! *run through bridge to Texas.* Esperanza: I found him. He was hiding from my dad under my bed. How he managed to fit there is beyond me. Wendy and Sirius: Ratchet, you nearly gave us a heart attack! You should be ashamed of yourself!
Sirius: Am I going to have to keep you at base?!
Wendy: *whispering to you* Just be lucky this isn't you she's yelling at, if Ratchet wasn't her crush, she would have given him a giant dent in the helm by now. Ratchet: I'm stuck. -_-
Esperanza: Some grab some crowbar, a pizza and butter. A butt load of butter. Sirius: Ratchet, you are hopeless.
Wendy: Kathy's coming with the supplies.
Ratchet: Great...
Sirius, Esperanza, and Wendy: You got yourself into this, not us.
Ratchet: *grumbling.*
Kathy: Hey, I'm here. Why do you need... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *drops to the ground laughing* Esperanza: I know, I would laugh but I can't. Sirius: Is it just me or does it look like Ratchet's ready to kill Kathy?
Wendy: Kathy, Ratchet's going to kill you.
Kathy: I'm too young to die! *shoots up and hands supplies off.*
Sirius: Okay Ratchet, let's hope this works.
Ratchet: If it doesn't I will never forgive you, glitch.
Sirius as she hands everyone pizza: I didn't climb under the bed.
Kathy: *snaps picture before running through a bridge* Zach as he comes through: Why is Kathy running through the bridge like her life... oh. *turns and walks away at our glares.* Michael: *pops his head through the bridge* Whazzup? *notices the situation* I DIDN'T DO IT! *runs around the room laughing like Daffy Duck before locking himself in the bathroom*
Kathy: DEMENTED DUCKS! *runs around in circles*
William: Alright, who gave them sugar? Sirius: I have to agree William, this is just getting crazy.
William: Not as crazy as you.
Sirius: You're pushing your luck.
Ratchet: Sirius, I could use the help!
Sirius: *groans* Okay Ratchet, I'm coming.
Kathy: *while pointing at Sirius* DEMENTED DUCK!
Sirius: I'M GOING TO KILL HER! YOU CAN WAIT, RATCHET! *chases Kathy until knocking her feet from under her with water bottle then hits her in the head with a wrench once.*
Kathy: *passed out*
Sirius: Coming Ratchet. Wendy: Kathy, you pushed your luck.
Kathy: *unexpectedly pops up* IMMA BANANA! *passes out again*
Wendy: *scared out of her pants when Kathy pops up* SHIT! *falls backwards under bed next to Ratchet* Oh hi! Small world. Or small bed.
Ratchet: I'm doomed. -_- Sirius: We all are... Wait, times that by a thousand with Kathy and Michael on a sugar high.
Michael from nowhere: I'M A BARBIE GIRL, IN A BARBIE WORLD!
Sirius: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *hides behind Esperanza.* We're gonna die! Kathy: *still in a daze.* Shut up Michael your version of Mariah Carrie is horrible! *passes out again.*
Michael, I'm not afraid to knock down that door and do things that cannot be repeated to little kids. Now you can either shut it or face my wrath!
Michael: O.O Meep.
Wendy: Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!
Ratchet: Really? Life alert? -_-
Wendy: No seriously, I can't get up! I'm stuck on something! Sirius: One word: chaos.
Esperanza: Another word: insanity.
Zach who comes out of nowhere: Another word: hilarious.
Sirius and Esperanza: *scream and jump out of our pants, not literally* ZACH!
Zach: *is running*
Wendy: Can you help us or what?
Sirius: Depends on if we can or if we need Dad to just come and pull you out.
Wendy: That would be easier, but we'd probably all be in big shit.
Sirius: Yeah, let's not seek help from Dad just yet. Wendy: No, let's get Dad so I don't die under here. I'm afraid Ratchet's gonna squish me. I have the perfect payback if he does punish us.
Ratchet: And I'll let him know that I never had a say in this.
Wendy: You don't move until I get out. I'm really afraid of being squished. Sirius: Sis, calm down... Are you afraid of small spaces?
Wendy: Maybe...
me: This is bad. *pulls out phone and hits one, call going straight to Optimus* Uh Dad, we have a situation... Yeah, we found Ratchet, and that's part of the problem... Texas... Yes, that's where everyone's been popping to and from and where the bridge is... thanks.
Dad's coming. Ratchet: Thanks to you two, we're all going to be punished.
Wendy: Nuh uh. I have brown eyes that look irresistible whenever they water. All I have to do is start to cry and I have my dad wrapped around my little finger. We can get out of this. And I think I may have figured out what I'm stuck to.
Michael: What?
Wendy: My shirt got hung on a part of his plating and there was some glue that was under here. The glue seems dry now. But it looks like I'll be stuck to Ratchet for a while. Sirius: OH YEAH! My eyes are brown too! He always gives in to little brown watery eyes! Wait... You're stuck to Ratchet?
Wendy: Pretty much.
Sirius: *hears pounding* Dad's coming.
Optimus: Sirius, what have you gotten into this time?
Sirius: *pointing to the bed where Ratchet and Wendy are.*
Ratchet and Wendy: Hi.
Optimus: Primus you two, how did this happen?
Esperanza: It's Sirius' fault! She said I won the trivia question then sent Ratchet here as my prize because I got a date with him! He got scared of my dad and hid under my bed, then got stuck!
Sirius: *eyes starting to water as I look up at Optimus* I didn't mean to. Wendy: *eyes watering* I never meant to get stuck to him. Kathy did it!
Kathy: *pops up* I eat snakes like them for dinner then sprinkle my cheerios in my pool water. *passes out*
Optimus: O.o
Ratchet: Optimus, get me out from under here before I knock your head in with a wrench! Sirius and Wendy: Shut up Ratchet! We'll do more damage to you!
Ratchet: ...
Sirius: *turns to Kathy and kicks her in the side.* WAKE UP! Kathy: *screams as her sugar rush disappears.* I'M UP!
Wendy: Sirius, I admit it, I hate small places and need out NOW!
Sirius: We are so much alike.
Esperanza: chaos...
Sirius: You're coming to base with us after we get my sister and Ratchet out of this.
Esperanza: Yay! Esperanza: I can't believe I get to go to the base! Squee! *has a major fan girl and spaz attack*
Wendy: Daddy get me out of here! *starts to panic.*
Ratchet: Calm down! *starts to console her while Optimus eye twitches*
Optimus: Ratchet...
Ratchet: o.o I'm dead. Sirius: Daddy, don't kill him!
Optimus: Why shouldn't I?
me: *gulps and shuffles feet* I love him.
Ratchet, Optimus, Kathy, and the rest of the outcasts who came out of nowhere: WHAT?!
Esperanza: Same with me!
Wendy: And me!
Sirius: Is it just me or did all chaos from the pit break loose?
Wendy: I go with the latter of the two. Wendy: I'm freaking out here! Help me!
Ratchet: Optimus, GET ME OUT OF HERE BEFORE I MAKE YOUR NEXT CHECK UP A PAINFUL ONE! Sirius: IF I HEAR ONE MORE WORD OUT OF ANYONE THEY WILL NOT GET BACK TO BASE WALKING!
*silence*
Sirius: *covers eyes with one hand as other is on hip.* This is a nightmare... Outcasts, back to base.
*Outcasts walk through bridge.*
Sirius: Esperanza, watch and make sure your dad doesn't come. Dad, can we please get them from under the bed?
Optimus: *Gets Ratchet and Wendy out from under the bed.*
Esperanza: Red alert!
Sirius: *grabs Esperanza's arm and pulls her through the bridge into the base where everyone is standing.* awkward. Kathy: Where's Wendy? *everyone looks around.*
Wendy: I'm up here. *she's stuck to Ratchet's shoulder.* Can someone please get me down?
Bulkhead: I got ya. *tries to pull Wendy off and ends up ripping her shirt* Oops.
Wendy: You glitch head, you ripped my shirt! Be glad it's an old one that I don't like.
Michael: Then why are you angry?
Wendy: I don't have anything on under it except for a bra, dammit!
Michael: oh. Can I see? Wendy: KILL HIM!
Optimus: *eye twitches when he hears Michael* Gladly.
Michael: O.O AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! *runs away* Sirius: No fair! *stomps foot* I GET THE LEFTOVERS!
Ratchet: *suddenly looks up at the Bulkhead welded to the ceiling then down at me* Did you do that?
Sirius: *smiling proudly* yep.
Ratchet: I taught you well, good girl.
Sirius: I'll be right back! *bolts down the hall.*
Arcee: What's she doing?
Sirius: *runs in with shirt.*
Wendy: Thank you!
Sirius: I still get Michael's leftovers. Wendy: Now everyone who isn't a girl, turn your ass around! *all mechs do as instructed.* Thank you! Arcee, help a girl down! *Arcee manages to rip the shirt off and Wendy quickly puts the other shirt on.*
Zach: Is it safe to look now?
Me: yep.
Michael: *runs past* RUN, RUN, RUN, AS FAST AS YOU CAN, YOU CAN'T CATCH ME I'M THE GINGERBREAD MAN!
Optimus: *chasing after him* Michael, stand still!
Michael: O.O NEVER! Sirius: WAIT UP! *runs after them* SAVE SOME FOR ME!
Esperanza: *laughing* This is hilarious!
Sirius: Michael, when I get my hands on you!
Michael: Hmmm. *in flirtatious manner.*
Sirius: He did not.
Optimus: *in rage* He's dead!
Michael: Someone save me!
Outcasts and Autobots: Nah.
Sirius: *sticks leg out and trips Michael* PAYBACK!
Optimus: Michael, I hope you're ready to meet your maker.
Esperanza: Hate to bug but, you need him for the next chapter of outcasts and Autobots, after the story you can kill him.
Sirius and Optimus: deal. Michael: But I love you! *puts on puppy eyes.*
Esperanza: Wait, me or Wendy?
Michael: Both.
Ratchet: Hey, back off! *snatches both girls.* Mine!
Wendy and Esperanza: Yay! :D
Optimus: *eye twitches* Ratchet, you are banned from seeing my daughters. Wendy and Sirius: Oh no he didn't!
Esperanza: Ha, I'm not his kid. He's all mine now!
*Optimus walks away to find Michael again*
Wendy: I have an idea for payback if you're in for it, Sirius. Sirius: Lay it on me, sister! Anything to get precious Ratchet back and not let Esperanza have him all to herself.
Wendy: *smiles evilly* Wendy: We have Bumblebee, Bulkhead, Smokescreen, Wheeljack and Miko with the Apex armor on set up an ambush for Dad. They pounce on him and carry him to a large pool of water and then throw him in. After that we run away!
Bulkhead: I'm in. It's payback for having me welded to the roof.
Esperanza: I wanna help!
Wendy: Why?
Esperanza: Because prankin' is fun no matter who's getting pranked. I like prankin' people! I can get it on video.
Wendy: Welcome to the team. Sirius: Let's get this party started.
Wheeljack: That's my line.
Sirius: Does it look like I care?
Wheeljack: *backs down*
Sirius: Here comes Michael, and Dad's hot on his trail!
Esperanza: Rolling!
Wendy: Now! Esperanza: I'm catching everything on video.
Bumblebee: He's passing my position.
Smokescreen: He's passing me as well.
Bulkhead: Going your way, Miko.
Miko: I got him, Bulk. Be ready on Jackie's mark.
Wheeljack: And...NOW! *everyone runs at Optimus.*
Optimus: O.O WTF!? *everyone pounces on him.* Get off before I kick you all in the brig! *they take him to the pool.* Don't you dare!
Everyone: One...Two...
Optimus: NO! .0.
Everyone: THREE! *throws him up*
Optimus: SHBHSBDGAFH! *splashes in the water.* YOU ARE ALL DEAD WHEN I GET OUT OF HERE!
Wheeljack: RUN AWAY! :D Sirius: I DON'T THINK THAT HELPED!
Wendy: It was still fun! Esperanza: Definitely!
Optimus: *running after everyone.*
Esperanza: You know, I've never seen him this open with his emotions.
Ratchet: *picks us three up and runs faster.* The girls: Yay! :D Optimus: When I get my servos on you, you'll all wish I hadn't!
the girls: *waving from Ratchet's shoulder plating.*
Optimus: *skids to a stop and stares before starting to mumble.* Of course, Wendy planned this so she and her sister could still see Ratchet.
everyone: *watching.* Esperanza: Is this a bad time to tell him that I got all of this on video? Sirius: Girl, it's better now than when he finds it on the internet... And yes he does go onto the internet.
Wendy: It's a known fact.
Esperanza: *smiling.* Hey Optimus!
Optimus: *looks up at us.*
Wendy, Esperanza, and Sirius: It's on video!
Optimus: *stalks off calling.* Michael, where are you!
Sirius: Oh look, he's going to take his anger out on Michael.
everyone: *laughing.* Esperanza: Now we can party with Ratchet! Esperanza, Sirius, Wendy: *hug Ratchet tightly while giggling* We love you, Ratchet.
Ratchet: *spark melted and motor purring loudly as his optics turn white.*
Sirius: He loves us back!
Arcee: Ratchet, I swear if you...
Ratchet: I won't spark them... yet.
Arcee: *in rage* Michael, where did you go! *stomps off towards the blood curdling scream.* Esperanza: Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold the phone. I know I love you that much but no sparklings! I've been here with kids at Texas for a month and they drove me crazy! No kids until I feel like it. Oh and I'll see you in the afterlife Michael. Ratchet: I didn't mean in an hour, I meant when all 3 of you were past 19.
Sirius and Wendy: *laughing at you.* Even we knew what he meant!
Esperanza: *scowling*
Sirius: Wait; see you when Ratchet allows me to die, Michael!
Wendy: Yeah!
Michael: NOT HELPING! Sirius: By any chance, do you know if any of the outcasts are squeamish around snakes? I got a tub of them that I want to use. Esperanza: Kathy Is and I have no idea about the others. Sirius: I was thinking Kathy would be a squeamish one.
Kathy: About what?
Sirius: Ratchet, could you be a dear and drop her in this giant container?
Ratchet: *looks in container before smiling and dropping Kathy in.*
Kathy: THEY'REGOINGTOBITEMEANDKILLME!
Sirius: They're not poisonous.
Ratchet: *laughing his tailpipe off like everyone else.*
humans: *laughing their asses off.*
Sirius: *walks over and gives Ratchet a kiss on the cheek plating for the help.*
Optimus: Sirius...
Sirius: You knew it was coming.
Ratchet: *picks me up and snarls at Optimus.*
Sirius: *smiling.* Esperanza: Sorry, Kathy I'm not rescuing you. That's not my job. Wendy, let's do this together.
Esperanza and Wendy: What about us, Ratchet? Sirius: Yeah Ratchy, you forget they love you too.
Optimus: *reaching for Wendy before Ratchet can get her.*
Ratchy: *snarls and grabs Wendy and you, hissing.* MINE! Esperanza and Wendy: Yay! :D Sirius, Esperanza, Wendy: *nuzzling into Ratchy's chest, purring.* Ratchy.
Ratchet: *motor purring in delight.*
Optimus: *glaring at Ratchet for holding me and Wendy.* Esperanza: He's giving us the look. Run away! :D Ratchet: Primus no, I am not going into the brig! *runs after us.*
Ratchet and the girls: *run into Sirius's room.*
Wendy: Why did you get the room again?
Sirius: Because we're going to share it come a few days.
Esperanza: Optimus is coming!
Sirius: Ratchet, hide in the closet! There's a secret door in there that leads to the energon storage, you can escape!
Ratchet: *does as told.*
Sirius, Wendy, Esperanza: *Sit on my bed and start to chat about random crap.* *15 minutes later* Sirius: Ratchet, where are you!?
Optimus: in the brig.
Sirius: Dammit Dad! I was going to have him hit my human mom over the head with a wrench! That's not fair! *complete pouty fit.* Esperanza: Poor you. I'm gonna go keep him company. Bye! *walks away with a skip in my step.* Sirius: HEY! *runs to the brig after Esperanza.*
Wendy: What are you insane idiots doing?
Sirius and Esperanza: Ratchet's in the brig and needs company! It's an emergency!
Wendy: *chases after us.*
Sirius: And we may be insane, but we are not idiots! Esperanza: Now we can cuddle with Ratchet. Yay! Sirius and Wendy: Ratchet!
Ratchet: *helm shoots up and notices Wendy, Sirius, and Esperanza, optics growing brighter by the second.* Wendy, Esperanza, Sirius! *picks us up and holds us closely.*
Sirius: I missed you, Ratchy!
Wendy: If I knew you were in the brig I would've come sooner!
Esperanza: We're sorry we didn't know! Esperanza: And I had to eat Chinese food! You just gotta understand Ratchet! Wendy, me, and Ratchet: *staring at you before laughing.*
Sirius: That's hilarious!
Esperanza: Is not, I'm serious! You're mean. *sticks tongue out before pouting in the corner.* Sirius: Oh, come on, I didn't mean it.
Ratchet: *scoops up and brings you back, murmuring.* You know she didn't. Esperanza: Yay! Snuggles! *hugs him back* Wendy and Sirius: *squeals* Group hug!
Ratchet and the girls: *laughing happily as we enjoy our time together* Esperanza: Yay! *pounding*
Wendy and Sirius: *gasp* It's Dad!
Ratchet: *whining unhappily as Optimus walks in to see us with him.*
Optimus: *optic twitching.* Wendy, Sirius, until Ratchet is out of the brig you cannot see him.
Wendy and Sirius: *eyes overflowing with tears and starting to sob.* But Dad! Esperanza: Let them stay! Pwease? Wendy and Sirius: Please Daddy! *tears running down faces.*
Optimus: *kneels and wipes our tears away.* As long as you get good grades.
Wendy and Sirius: We swear!
Optimus: *nods, stands, and walks out.* Esperanza: Awesome! Now we can have a sleep over! Sirius: Yay! *snuggles deeper into Ratchet's chassis* Esperanza: I know where I'm gonna sleep. *climbs to the top of Ratchet's head* I call his head! Ratchet: *looks up to where you should be.*
Sirius: chassis! it's warmest!
Wendy: Save room for me!
Sirius: Like I wouldn't share! Esperanza: Wait for me! *migrate back to chassis* Ratchet: *Lies down in a corner, partly curled up in a ball on his back.*
the girls: *cuddle up close and smile as we press into Ratchet.* Kathy: *pops out from the dark* BOOGA, BOOGA, BOOGA!
the girls: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
Esperanza: Hold me, Ratchet! *jumps in his palm*
Wendy: WHERE'S MAH PEASHOOTER? Sirius: What the shit KATHY! I'm going to kill you... What the fuck Wendy?
Wendy: *smiles and snickers* I made it on my free time.
Esperanza: I think I found it.
Wendy: That's it! *takes it and shoots peas at Kathy.* Kathy: I've been hit! *falls to the ground.* Find me a man and tell him I love him! I LOVE YOU, MAMA! *passes out.* Ratchet and the girls: *stare before laughing.*
Sirius: that was hilarious sis!
Esperanza: definitely a good weapon!
Wendy: Thank you, thank you very much!
Ratchet: I knew I could trust you 3.
the girls: Who said you couldn't? Esperanza: I can trust you! Wendy and Sirius: Can we trust you? Esperanza: No duh. Sirius: I don't know, you've been acting strange to me.
Wendy: *nods.* Esperanza: You guys crazy. Sirius and Wendy: We've diagnosed that a long time ago. You're crazy too.
Wendy: Share the love! Esperanza: Yay! Ratchet and the girls: *laughing up a storm.*
the girls: You crazy too, Ratchy!
Ratchet: *stops laughing and stares at us* How am I crazy!? Esperanza: I have no but what we say goes. Sirius: Allow me to explain. 1.) You love us, which is insane because we're insane and you hate insane beings. 2.) You talk to us, which is insane again because we're insane and you hate insane beings. 3.) You are currently purring like a crazy person who thinks they're a cat.
Ratchet: *immediately stops purring.*
Sirius: *smirks as you and Wendy laugh.* Esperanza: Ratchet is a cat! Ha! XD Wendy and Sirius: KNEW IT! Esperanza: You gotta share, you gotta care! Sirius: EXACTLY! Esperanza: I'm so tired. Wendy: Now that you say so, I am too. *rubs eyes as she yawns.*
Sirius: Ratchet's in recharge.
Esperanza and Wendy: *look at Ratchet and start giggling uncontrollably.*
Esperanza: he looks adorable when he sleeps.
Wendy: I have to agree.
Sirius: *whisper scream.* I'M TRYING TO SLEEP! Esperanza: I know the perfect thing to do right now. *takes out phone and snaps picture.* That's better! I will cherish this forever! ^.^ Sirius: How did I know?
Wendy: It's natural, we do it too. Sirius: Maybe that's why I just took a picture as well.
Wendy: And me.
Esperanza: We're insane. While Ratchet's sleeping, wanna have a sneak peak of the song list in the next chapter? Wendy and Me: Yeah! *in whisper*
Kathy: *Groans as she sits up* peas hurt on contact.
Wendy, Esperanza, Sirius: *whisper scream* SHUT UP KATHY AND LISTEN UP! Esperanza: XD. Ok, here it is in order. 1.) Mz. Hyde. 2.) You and I. 3.) Problem. 4.)Jesus Take the Wheel (poem). 5.) Wake Me up Inside. 6.) Down on me. Sirius: I love all those songs!
Wendy: so do i, that's insane!
Kathy: I think I need a nap. *passes out*
Esperanza: Kathy is so weird sometimes. But Kathy has always been weird and I like it that way. She's awesome and my best friend ever! Wendy and Sirius: Yeah, Kathy wouldn't be Kathy if she wasn't weird. Esperanza: Oops, I just realized that You and I and Problem are in different spaces. Problem is 2 and You and I is 3. HAHAHA! Screw ball in the side pocket!
Esperanza: Are you okay?
Sirius: That... wasn't... me...
*the girls turn to see the outcasts standing there and Michael laughing his ass off*
Wendy and Sirius: DADDY!
Optimus: *charging in* What?
the girls: MICHAEL'S MAKING FUN OF US!
Michael: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Optimus: *Chase after him using some colorful words.* Esperanza: XD Run, Forest, run!
Michael: Going as fast as I can! Wendy: Why aren't you recording this!?
Sirius: *dying of laughter.* Esperanza: OKAY, OKAY! *in between laughter.* How is Ratchet sleeping through this?
*everyone looks at Ratchet.*
Ratchet: *snorts in his sleep.* Sirius: Ratchet's cute like this. *takes picture.*
Esperanza: We should show him that when he wakes up.
Wendy: He'd probably blush like no tomorrow. Esperanza: Aw, at least he won't kill us. He loves us too much. Wendy and Sirius: That's the best part; he'll probably do anything for us!
Sirius: *looking at Wendy* We need to stop talking at the same time. Esperanza: Yay!
Wendy: I can do that. *stops talking.*
Ratchet: *mumbles in his sleep.* I need my wrench. Sirius: *smirks evilly and climbs up to where I'm kneeling next to his audio receptor and starts to rub his face plate affectionately, whispering.* Why dear?
Esperanza and Wendy: *snickering.* Esperanza: XD. He's so cute! Sirius: *shushes you before Ratchet answers*
Ratchet: *in his sleep* I'm going to kill William.
Sirius: Why honey? *whisper.*
Ratchet: *Still in sleep.* Likes my Wendy, likes my Sirius, likes my Esperanza. Grrr.
the girls: *trying to hold back laughs.*
Wendy: *on Ratchet's other side.* Calm down honey, you'll get him.
Sirius: Yeah, he won't get us.
Esperanza: we'll let you kill him first. You can hang him upside down by his toes.
Ratchet: *shuffles and I nearly fall*
Sirius: Whoa!
Ratchet: *in sleep* I'M GONNA KILL HIM!
Esperanza: Yes, yes you can Ratchet.
Sirius: You know, what's a little fun without waking Ratchet up?
Wendy: 0.0... He's going to kill you!
Sirius: Not if I can help it. *takes out noise horn I just happened to have and hands out cotton. Then I blow the horn. Ratchet yells as he sits up and I smile up at him.*
Esperanza: Hey, just so you know. IT WAS SIRIUS!
Sirius: Guilty as charged! But, THE NOISE CAN IS WENDY'S! I FOUND IT IN HER ROOM!
Wendy: NOT COOL!
Sirius: He's not going to kill us. He loves us too much, right Ratchet?
Ratchet: *motor is just purring.*
the girls: He loves us! Yay! :D
Sirius:... I think we have diagnosed that 70 trillion times now.
*the girls and Ratchet burst out laughing.*
Esperanza: I wonder if Michael survived the night.
Sirius: *pounding* Here comes Daddy! We'll have the answer now!
*Optimus enters and see us cuddling with Ratchet.*
Optimus: Ratchet, girls.
Esperanza: Hey, did you kill Michael?
Sirius: *smiling evilly* Yeah, did you? Oh, hi Daddy.
Wendy: What sissy said.
Esperanza: Yeah, did you kill Michael, Optimus? Huh, did ya, did ya, did ya!?
Sirius and Wendy: PLEASE TELL US YOU DID!
Optimus: No, I stuck him upside down to the ceiling.
Esperanza: *trying to hold in laughter.* Really? *bust out laughing.* I wanna see that!
Sirius: THAT'S WHAT I DO!
Wendy: Who cares, let's go see!
*all race out and into the main room.*
Michael: *is stuck upside down.* Help me down.
All of us: *laughing our asses off.*
Esperanza: Nah!
Wendy: Ratchet, now's the time to attack William!
Ratchet: *optics gleaming evilly and runs after William who is screaming head off.*
Esperanza: Run, Forest, run! XD I always say that whenever he runs.
Sirius: GET HIM RATCHET, MAKE HIM PAY!
Wendy: WHAT SHE SAID!
Sirius: I stole the words right out of your mouth.
Wendy: *glares.*
William: Where's Knock Out with the energon prod when you need him?
the girls: *shrieking it* HE'S A DECEPTICON!
William: Well then, forget Knock Out I just need the energon prod.
Bulkhead: *comes through ground bridge twirling energon prod.*
William: Bulkhead, over here!
Bulkhead: Nah. *hands me energon prod.*
Sirius: on three girls *all grab prod.* 1... 2...
William: *runs by.*
the girls: 3!
William: *gets zapped.*
William: SHBHSBDGAFH! *falls on the ground twitching*
Esperanza: Bull's-eye! :D
everyone: *laughing.*
Esperanza: You think Optimus got to William yet?
Sirius: Ratchet was chasing him, but yeah, most likely. When Ratchet's mad he won't stop until he has victory... Actually, Wendy just told me that Optimus started to chase William not too long ago.
Esperanza: William Is Gonna die. Sorry, buddy. You had a nice run. Literally!
William: *runs down the hallway with Ratchet hit on his heels* Down boy, heel! *continues running*
Ratchet: *growls* GET BACK HERE! *continues chasing*
Sirius: I swear, many boys are going to die now that we're Ratchet's.
Esperanza: William and Michael and Nick. They're the only ones hitting on me and Wendy.
Sirius: Yep, they'll die.
Wendy: Poor them.
William: HELP!
Ratchet: STAND STILL SO I CAN KILL YOU!
Sirius: Now that's comedy.
Esperanza: They got Michael and William so far, where did Nick go?
Nick: O.O *slowly walks away.*
Wendy: THREE HE IS! HE'S OVER THERE! *starts jumping up and down and pointing to him.* GET HIM!
Nick: 0.0 AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! *runs.*
Sirius: Ratchet, you still need to kill my human mom.
Ratchet: AFTER I get Nick!
Wendy: Nick better run like hell. Ratchet's out for blood.
Esperanza: Run Forest run! XD It never gets old!
Nick: What did I ever do to you, Ratchet?
Ratchet: You like my Wendy and Esperanza!
Nick: And proud!
Ratchet: HE'S DEAD!
Nick: Meep. O.O
Nick: I wanna live! *running as fast as he can and runs into Optimus foot.* uh, hi!
Wendy and Esperanza: He likes us when we want Ratchet!
Sirius: KILL HIM!
Optimus: *smiles evilly.* With pleasure.
Ratchet: NOT IF I CAN HELP IT!
Nick: *runs away like a Starscream and Optimus and Ratchet proceed to chase.*
Esperanza: Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill!
Wendy and me: *start chanting it too!*
the girls: *evil smiles.*
Esperanza: All of the boys crushing on us need to get a new love life. Or a new girl to crush on.
Sirius and Wendy: Definitely!
Sirius: I swear, everyone boy that likes us will be dead.
Wendy: Then we'll be Ratchet's forever!
Sirius: Wendy, where is your peashooter? I wanna use it.
Wendy: *hands over peashooter.*
Sirius: Thank you dear sister. *starts shooting at Nick and hits him in legs repeatedly until he screams in pain.*
Esperanza: Yeah! Hit him in the-whooh! *gets snatched by Starscream.*
Starscream: *running away with me.* LORD MEGATRON! I HAVE ONE OF THE FLESHIES THE MEDIC LIKES! YOU CAN'T KILL ME NOW!
Sirius: *whistles and Ratchet speeds up.*
Wendy and Sirius: *swings in.*
(Sirius' a techno organic since something transformed her into a human from Cybertronian)
Sirius: *activates blasters.*
Wendy: Hang on Esperanza!
Esperanza: Starscream, I know where to kick a mech where it hurts! Don't make me kick you where the sun don't shine!
Starscream: IF I BRING YOU TO MEGATRON, HE WON'T HAVE MY HEAD!
Esperanza: PUT ME DOWN!
Ratchet: STARSCREAM! I'M GOING TO RIP YOUR HELM OFF THE NEXT TIME I GET MY SERVOS ON YOU!
Starscream: O.O Bye! *turns into a jet with me inside of the cockpit.*
Esperanza: Help me! And wheeeeeeee! :D
Sirius: Esperanza, you are insane! *starts shooting at Starscream.*
Wendy: *pulls out bombs that Wheeljack gave her and starts chucking them.*
Esperanza: Hey, I'm in here ya know! And it stinks in here! *gags*
Sirius: Wendy, I have a bad feeling, ready to jump out?
Wendy: Let's bail, I got the same feeling.
Sirius and Wendy: *jumps out just before Ratchet transforms, scanning a jet and transforming.*
Wendy: Ratchet's a determined fucker.
Sirius: Starscream is going to scream so hard that when he tries to talk, his voice will sound like shit.
Wendy: Probably why they call him Starscream.
Sirius: *smirks and fist bumps sister.*
Esperanza: I'm freaking out and enjoying this at the same time! HI-HO, SILVER AWAY!
Ratchet: *using colorful words that shouldn't be repeated.*
Starscream: *scared shitless.*
Sirius and Wendy: GET HIM RATCHET! TURN HIM INTO A PILE OF SHIT ALREADY!
Starscream: O.O NEVER! *flies around in circles making me dizzy.*
Me: Dude, I think I'm gonna, *heaves in the cockpit.* whoopsie!
Starscream: I NEED A BRIDGE AND KNOCK OUT!
Esperanza: Did he just say he needed Knock Out?
Wendy: Yeah...
me and Wendy: EEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Esperanza: Ew! I think I'm gonna heave again. *heaves again.* Medic...
Starscream: You better be glad I care for my life or I would've thrown you out by now!
Ratchet: STARSCREAM! COME HERE AND FACE ME!
Sirius: Ratchet's going to make sure nothing is left of Starscream.
Wendy: I was just thinking that.
Megatron: *comes out of nowhere and snatches Wendy up.*
Sirius: SIS! DADDY!
Optimus: *speeds up and I jump in.* *pissed.*
Megsy: Retreat!
Esperanza and Wendy: HELP US! D: *disappear in the ground bridge.*
Ratchet: *Bolts through.*
Sirius: *starts to cry as the bridge closes.* Wendy! Esperanza!
Esperanza: *starts rambling.* This place is big it's like a big ship, you know what I always freak out and start talking nonstop like a mantra, I want food does anyone have food!?
Wendy: Not helping us!
Sirius: *shooting a boulder I had Bulkhead haul in to pieces while crying.* I'M GOING TO KILL MEGATRON!
Optimus: *walks in and quickly picks me up.* Sirius, Ratchet is a determined shit head when it comes to you, Wendy and Esperanza, he'll get them back.
me: *cries into his chassis.* I'm scared Daddy. I want to see my friend and sister again.
*meanwhile* Wendy: Not helping us!
Ratchet: *stalks after Starscream and Megatron with a look that could kill if it were possible.*
Esperanza: IMMA A LITTLE TEAPOT SHORT AND STOUT. HERE IS MY HANDLE HERE IS MY SPOUT! :D
Ratchet: *muttering.* That's why I love her, she's insane.
Wendy: I could've sworn I heard Ratchet.
Esperanza: EWWWWWWWWW!
Wendy: What is it?
Esperanza: *pointing in a doorway.*
Wendy: *all she can see is Knock Out on top of Starscream, not seeing that he's trying to keep Starscream down as he cleans his cockpit.* SIRIUS WAS RIGHT!
*both Wendy and Esperanza heave.*
Megatron: *seething at them.* You're gonna die!
Ratchet: *muttering.* not if I can help it. *comm. links base*
*at base*
Optimus and Sirius: *race into the room and answer the base call.*
Ratchet: "Use my coordinates, now! Megatron's going to blow Esperanza and Wendy to a millennia of pieces!"
Sirius: *wastes no time opening a bridge and Optimus racing through after her.*
Esperanza and Wendy: WE GONNA DIE!
Megatron: *takes us into the brig.* Tell me where the Autobot base is! *takes out energon prod.* Or I'll fry you.
Both of the girls: O.O Meep! RATCHET! DX
Ratchet, Sirius, and Optimus: *charge in after Ratchet breaks door down.*
Sirius: I'MA GONNA KILL HIM!
Ratchet: YOU'RE GONNA HAVE THE LEFTOVERS!
Optimus: *rolls optics and charges Megatron. He grabs Megatron by the waist and forces him against a wall, hard. Megatron roars in outrage and Optimus pulls back before Megatron can harm him.*
Sirius: Esperanza! Wendy!
Esperanza and Wendy: Sirius!
Ratchet: *attacks Megatron, hurting him badly as I get Wendy and Esperanza free.*
Knock Out: *walks in and stares at me.*
Esperanza: Stay away from her! *runs at Knock Out and hits him in the foot.*
Knock Out: *stares at epsernaza.* And what can you do to me, girl?
Esperanza: This. *takes keys out of her pocket and scratches his finish.*
Knock Out: *screams like a little girl.* YOU SCRATCHED MY FINISH! PREPARE TO DIE! :D
Sirius: *knocks Esperanza out of the way.*
Knock Out: *Grabs me up.*
Megatron: Take her and run!
KO: *Does just that with Sirius screaming her head off inside of him.*
Esperanza: No! She's my new friend! Wendy! We must go after her!
Wendy: Right! *both of us run out of the brig and follow KO.* WE GONNA KILL DA MEDIC!
Sirius: IF YOU GUYS DON'T GET DAD AND RATCHET TO HELP, I'M GONNA BE DEAD SHIT!
Ratchet and Optimus: *heard Sirius and are furious as they run after Knock Out*
Esperanza: See ya Megs! We gonna beat the shit outta KO! :D
KO: *transforms as Breakdown battles you.*
Sirius: CHEATHER, CHEATER, PUMKIN EATER!
Esperanza: Hold up. *makes other stay back.* I got this! *starts running around in circles.* EMINEMINEMINEMINEM! :D
Breakdown: o.O Dafuq?
Esperanza: ATTACK! *lets the others charge.*
Breakdown: O.O *gets dog piled on.* can't...breathe...!
Sirius: *looking back in seat watching.* That's hilarious! *died of laughter and came back.*
KO: How did you do that?!
Sirius: It's my power! Whenever I laugh too hard I die, then come back! I still don't know why I come back.
Esperanza: Kill the Decepticons!
Sirius: I'M IN HERE ESPERANZA!
GET ME OUT THEN KILL KNOCK OUT!
Esperanza: Oh. Get Sirius outta there and blow up Knock Out!
Sirius: *kicking everywhere.*
KO: *just restrained Sirius and is about to zap her.*
Sirius: zap me and Ratchet will rip you limb from limb after destroying your finish.
KO: *puts electrocute stick away.*
Ratchet: *somehow ends up in front of KO and stops him.* I need something. *picks up KO, rips off door and takes out Sirius.* Thank you!
Knock Out: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! MY FINISH AND MY DOOR! DX
Esperanza: SERVES YOU RIGHT, JACKASS!
Sirius: *gasps happily.* Ratchet! *climbs up his arm and taps his face plate.*
Ratchet: *looks at her.*
Sirius: *gives him a long and passionate mouth to mouth kiss.*
Esperanza and Wendy: save some for us!
Optimus: *infuriated.*
Sirius: *pulls back* Now, LET'S GET OUT OF HERE! *screams as I'm picked up.*
Dreadwing: Not if I can help it!
Sirius: fuck you Dreadwing!
Esperanza: Ooh, wait! *calls someone.* Yes...the big one...ok bye! *a big ice cannon magically appears.* GET READY TO FREEZE ASSHOLES!
Decepticons: O.O Oh shit!
Dreadwing: No! *ice traps his feet and wings.*
Esperanza: GET HIM! *Ratchet and Optimus glare at him.*
Dreadwing: O.O I'm dead.
Ratchet: *stalking up to Dreadwing who held fear.*
Sirius: *snatched up before Ratchet got all the way there.* *screaming.* RATCHET! I'M SCARED!
Arachnid: She's mine!
Ratchet: *rips her spider limbs off and punches her in the face plates.*
Sirius: *dropped to the ground.* Daddy!
Soundwave: *snatches me.*
me: fuck it!
Esperanza: Soundwave, I know you secretly like My Little Pony, don't make me post it all over the Internet!
Sirius: Too late, I'm going to!
Soundwave: *transforms and flies off.*
Sirius: *kicking everything she can into shit.*
Oh wait! *calls Kitcat from the Sky.* Hey, I need a favor...yes...magically please! Thank you bye! *a large taser appears.* WHO WANTS SOME!? :D
Sirius: IF YOU HIT SOUNDWAVE I WILL DIE! HOW DO YOU FORGET THIS?!
Ratchet: *transforms and flies after Soundwave.*
(ha, ha, you forgot Ratchet changed his alternate mode didn't you?)
Oh yeah. *sheepishly smiles.* My bad!
Sirius: Phew, I thought I was going to die. ... Just keep that for later though, a practice on other Decepticons... MAINLY THE ONES COMING BEHIND YOU!
Esperanza: *turns and destroys them.*
I love mah taser! So fun! ^.^
Sirius: Ratchet, where the shit are you!?
Ratchet: Right here! *sneaks up from behind Soundwave and rescues Sirius* She's mine! And let's go!
*they all disappear through the ground bridge and Esperanza shoots one last Decepticon with her taser.* :D
Sirius: I wonder why all the 'cons made a grab for me.
Wendy: I'm scared to find out.
Optimus: For the time being, Esperanza, you shall stay with us, since the Decepticons know about you and Ratchet's love for you.
Wendy and Sirius: SLEEP OVER PARTY IN RATCHET'S BERTH ROOM!
Esperanza: YAY! LET'S GO! :D
Ratchet: *picks us up and walks out before Optimus can make objections.*
the girls: *giggle uncontrollably in happiness for our love of Ratchet.* We love you, Ratchet.
*Ratchet smiles and holds them close, his seeker wings flared.*
Esperanza: Ratchet, you are so sweet. And I call sleeping on the chassis! *cuddles there.*
Sirius and Wendy: WE SHARE WITH YOU! YOU SHARE WITH US!
Esperanza: Ok, ok, calm down!
Wendy: We win.
Sirius: You 2 look small from up here.
Esperanza and Wendy: *look at Sirius from Ratchet's chassis to see her caressing his helm. Ratchet was purring.* Sirius: *starts kissing Ratchet repeatedly.*
Ratchet: *motor roaring loudly.*
Esperanza: I feel cold. *snuggles up closer to Ratchet.*
Wendy: *shivers and does same.*
Ratchet: *fidgeting and trying to control himself as the girls love on him.*
Sirius: *tap Ratchet's face plate.*
Ratchet: *looks at me.*
Esperanza and Wendy: *watching.*
Sirius: *kisses Ratchet mouth to mouth.*
Ratchet: *kisses back with more force and onto my back.*
Sirius: *smiling happily as she rubs his face plate gently when he pulls away.* Jealous girls?
Esperanza: A little. Hey I just thought of a brilliant little plan: TICKLE RATCHET! :D
Sirius: *rolls eyes and lays next to Ratchet's helm as Wendy and Esperanza make fools of themselves and tickle him.*
Ratchet: *sputters in laughter before bursting out laughing.*
Sirius: *smiles evilly and tickles his neck cables.*
Ratchet: *yelps before yelling out in laughter.*
Esperanza: Ha! We got him! *Nick pops out of nowhere.*
Nick: MINE! *snatches Esperanza and runs.*
Esperanza: Oh come on!
Ratchet: *snarls, sets me and Wendy on the berth, then proceeds to chase Nick.*
Sirius: How long?
Wendy: 5 minutes.
Sirius: 2.5.
*both put 20 dollars each on the berth.*
Esperanza: Nick, this isn't funny! Put me down! *struggles as he carries her.*
Ratchet: *pede comes down 3 inches in front of Nick.* i believe you have something that belongs to me.
Nick: *doesn't give Esperanza up.*
Ratchet: *carefully picks you up before activating his holoform, punching Nick in the face, before deactivating his holoform and walking back with his precious cargo.* Thank you!
Esperanza: the irony. But, I've been saved by my knight in shining armor!
Sirius: *looks up as Ratchet walks in with a smiling Esperanza.* *checks stop timer.* 2.6 seconds, i win!
Wendy: *grumbles as she pays up.*
Sirius: Oh Ratchet, i have a gift for you bringing Esperanza back. *cooed.*
Ratchet: *scoops me and Wendy up before laying back down, back propped up against the wall.* *looks at me.*
A princess should give her knight a kiss. *kisses Ratchet on the cheek.* You're welcome!
Ratchet: *motor purring loudly.*
Sirius: As i was saying... *glares at Esperanza for interrupting.* *turns and gives Ratchet a big kiss mouth to mouth.*
Ratchet: *fans kick on and rapidly try to cool his systems.*
Sirius: *pulls back.* Esperanza is a part of our group, if you wouldn't have rescued her, we would be nothing.
Wendy: Can you feel the love tonight?
Sirius: i officially don't like that song anymore.
Esperanza: Sorry for interrupting. And I personally like the lion sleeps tonight
Ratchet: *whining for attention.*
Wendy: The poor thing feels left out.
Sirius: We can fix that, right girls?
Esperanza: Definitely! Im'ma mean lean cuddling machine! *hugs Ratchet and kisses him.*
Wendy: *rubs against Ratchet with kisses every other second.*
Sirius: *gently strokes Ratchet's faceplate before giving him a gentle and passionate kiss.*
Ratchet: *barely staying alive from the excitement of all the love he was getting.* *fidgeting and whining in happiness.*
Ratchet: *passes out from excitement, leaving the girls to curl up on his chassis and fall into a love filled sleep.*
*next morning*
Esperanza: well, I'll see you a couple days after I get home? I have to try not to cry, remembering the kids.
Sirius: Okay, think about this... Fine... Ratchet's going to meet you at the airport, with his holoform no less, and is taking me and Wendy with!
Esperanza: Cool! Then I can finally stop being sad. I swear I keep seeing the kid's sad faces every time I close my eyes.
Sirius: Think about us, we'll be waiting... Ratchet quit it!
Wendy: Or share!
Esperanza: What's Ratchet doing?
Sirius: He slapped me on the ass! He won't stop touching me-AHH!
Wendy: Ratchet's flirtatious.
Esperanza: Ratchet's being a bad boy. Sweet.
Sirius: Hands off Ratchet, that's off limits!
Wendy: *wide eyed*
Esperanza: Ok, ok.
Sirius: i duct taped Ratchet's hands together, stupid holoform.
Wendy: I'm glad you did.
Sirius: Hey! Ratchet! I'm going to hurt you!
Ratchet: *whines.*
Esperanza: Nah don't hurt him. He just likes us too much.
Sirius: You're lucky i listen to Esperanza.
Ratchet: *nips at Sirius' neck.*
Sirius: down.
Ratchet: *whines, but pulls back.*
Sirius: Why i say that is because you haven't loved on Esperanza or Wendy.
Ratchet: *smiles as he looks at Wendy and gives her a long kiss.*
Sirius: That action means you're going to get a big kiss when we're at base.
Esperanza: Yay! :D
Wendy: He ripped apart the duct tape.
Ratchet, don't repeat your previous actions.
Ratchet: *whines and nods.*
Esperanza: I gotta go.
Sirius: have a good ride!
Ratchet and Wendy with Sirius: *waves.* See you at the airport!
Esperanza: Hey. We missed the plane. Whoop de freakin' do!
Sirius: OMFG! i can't believe you!
Esperanza: Yeah. And we missed it by one minute!
Sirius: That's insane. ... Ratchet's coming to get you.
Esperanza: Yay! :D I'm rescued!
Ratchet: *lands*
(he hasn't changed his alternate mode back yet surprisingly)
Wendy: *hops out* Come on!
Esperanza: Gotta go, bye! Boarding!
Sirius: She owned you, Wendy.
*2 hours later*
Esperanza: Hey, I landed! Now for the hour long ride back home!
Sirius: Ratchet's chasing you...
Esperanza: He is!? Where, I don't see an ambulance
Sirius: Remember, he has yet to change his alt mode back. Wendy's with him. I'm watching from base... I can't be trusted going outside of base anymore until I'm 16.
Esperanza: Darn! House rules are a bust.
Sirius: That's also why Ratchet's after you, he wants to see you as well as cheer me up.
Esperanza: I would gladly like to cheer you up! In fact, DEMENTED DUCKS! :D
Sirius: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! SHE'S GONE KATHY! *falls out of chair* Ratchet, get her back quickly so we can operate! Kathy will never control her mind!
Esperanza: YOU CAN NEVER CONTROL ME! *starts running around in circles* EMINEMINEMINEMINEM!
Wendy: Ratchet!
Ratchet: *partly transforms, grabs you, then fully transforms back into his alternate mode where you land in the back seat.*
Wendy: And restrain her good!
Esperanza: Im'ma pretty little unicorn and I cover myself with butter! *I finally lost my marbles.*
Sirius: Did I hear what I just heard?
Wendy: Yep, she finally lost her marbles.
Sirius: Ratchet, report back to base. I'm sending a bridge.
Esperanza: WHEEEEEEEEEEE! :D
Ratchet: *shoots through, transforming, and depositing Esperanza and Wendy beside Sirius.*
Sirius: Strap her down!
Wendy and Sirius: *duct tape her to a chair.*
Sirius: She looks scary.
Esperanza: *starts singing 'Rude'* Why you gotta be so rude? Don't you know I'm human too?
Sirius: It's for your own good until you calm down and the bitch Kathy gets out of you.
Esperanza: No! NEVER!
Wendy: may I?
Sirius: Yes.
Wendy: *slaps you.*
Esperanza: OH MY FACE! *falls asleep.*
Sirius: That's better. *hands Wendy her peashooter and takes out the noise can.* on 3. 1... 2... 3!
Wendy: *starts shooting peas at you.*
Sirius: *blows noise horn while shielding behind you.*
Ratchet: *laughing.*
Esperanza: SHBHSBDGAFH! *immediately starts crying* WHY YOU DO THAT TO ME!?
Ratchet: *runs forward, holoform wise, and captures your lips in his long and loving.* It's to keep you sane.
Sirius and Wendy: WE'RE SORRY! *hugs you.*
Yay! I got a kiss from Ratchet! :D *has a spaz attack.*
Sirius: Ratchet, you still owe me that kiss for getting you out of the base.
Ratchet: *looks at Sirius then grabs her, kisses her mouth to mouth, then lets her go.*
Sirius: *falls back with a dreamy look in her eyes* that never gets old. *breathless.*
Wendy: Can I have some, Ratchet?
Ratchet: *does the same he did to Sirius.*
Wendy: *looks exactly like me.*
Esperanza: Still, Yay! I got a kiss from Ratchet!
Sirius: ... ':l Ratchet, I think you made her a little insane again.
Esperanza: I'm fine! just excited that Ratchet kissed me... Now can I get out of this chair? Please? I promise I'll be good
Sirius: *cuts her loose with energon blade.*
Esperanza: *tackles Ratchet.* Yay! :D
Ratchet: *sputters before Esperanza kisses him ruffly.*
Sirius: Ratchy, I'll be in your berth room sleeping. *walks off.*
Ratchet: *jolts out of kiss and pulls Esperanza and Wendy after me. helps Esperanza and Wendy up to his berth and curls around us protectively.*
Sirius: *yawns.* I call his holoform.
Ratchet: *walks up and sits next to me.*
Sirius: *snuggles deeply into him and kisses his lips softly before closing her eyes and immediately falling asleep.*
Wendy: Lucky.
Esperanza: *kisses Ratchet a lot.*
Sirius: *jolts awake.* What I miss?!
Esperanza: Nothing. I had to go back so I can unpack all my stuff and clean the house. Thank God for breaks.
Sirius: *giggles at your compliment then squeals as Ratchet starts to tickle me.* Ratchet! That tickles!
Wendy: *laughs at me.*
Esperanza: o.o Tickle? *bolts away.* YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME!
Wendy: *rescues me and we run after Esperanza.*
Ratchet: *holoform wise, gets up and chases after us with a gleam in his eyes.*
Esperanza: Runs as fast as you's can! :)
Wendy: We should do an epic game of tag!
Sirius: RATCHET'S IT!
Ratchet: *lunges at me, but I dodge, ending in him rolling on the floor.* *gets up and growls, chasing us once more.*
Wendy: FASTER!
Esperanza: Run, run, run as fast as you can! You can't catch us, we're the gingerbread women! XD
Sirius: Esperanza, you make the most serious times the funniest! AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Try and get Esperanza or Wendy, Ratchet!
Sirius: GIRLS, RUN! (from cars) He's gonna get cha!
Wendy: You watch too much Disney movies!
Sirius: I can't help it!
Esperanza: Disney movies are awesome! Where do you think I got the frying pan as a weapon from?
Sirius: I figured that out right when you said it, TANGLED!
Wendy: I need to see Disney movies more often.
Sirius: Obviously, AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *jumps from a smiling Ratchet.* He won't stop trying to get me!
Esperanza: Yes! He's not aiming for me and Wendy.
Ratchet: Don't bet your money on it. *lunges at Esperanza and catches her.*
Esperanza: Heh he, well hi! Uh...WENDY I NEEDED THE PEASHOOTER!
Wendy: *just starts shooting the peashooter, not handing it to you.* TAKE THIS RATCHET!
Esperanza: KATHY! HELP ME! WILLIAM, MICHAEL, SOMEBODY!
Sirius: *pulls Ratchet off Esperanza, only leading to him pouncing on her.*
Optimus: *running up.* what hap... RATCHET!
Ratchet: *pulls back from kissing Sirius.* Uh... oh.
Esperanza: Ratchet, you need to RLH.
Ratchet: *picks Sirius up bridal stile and RLHs.*
Sirius: Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Optimus:*chases.* GET BACK HERE!
Esperanza: Wendy, now's the perfect time to catch this on video.
Wendy: *picks up a camera from nearby, how it got there is a mystery, and starts filming.*
Sirius: *giggling and leaning into Ratchet's chest.*
Esperanza: Take that suckers!
Sunstreaker: RUN RATCHET! XD
Esperanza: O.o When the fuck did you get here?
Sunstreaker: I came to watch the show. Sides will be here soon.
Wendy: Well... Awkward.
Sunstreaker: You two are very pretty.
Esperanza and Wendy: O.O RATCHET!
Ratchet: *carefully sets me down before transforming, holoform disappearing, and punches Sunstreaker in the face.* MINE!
Optimus: *runs up.*
Ratchet: *bolts, picking me up in the process with Esperanza and Wendy already on his shoulders.*
Esperanza and Wendy: Yay! :D
Sunstreaker: What the frag was that for?
Optimus: Ratchet!
Ratchet: MINE!
Sirius: He's possessed with love.
Sideswipe: Hey, I got some rust sticks and...*notices the situation.* Uh... What'd I miss?
Sunstreaker: Ratchet got mad at me and punched me, but before that, it was this:
Sirius: *pulls Ratchet off Esperanza, only leading to him pouncing on her.*
Optimus: *running up.* what hap... RATCHET!
Ratchet: *pulls back from kissing Sirius.* Uh... oh.
Esperanza: Ratchet, you need to RLH.
Ratchet: *picks Sirius up bridal stile and RLHs.*
Sirius: Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Optimus:*chases.* GET BACK HERE!
Esperanza: Wendy, now's the perfect time to catch this on video.
Wendy: *picks up a camera from nearby, how it got there is a mystery, and starts filming.*
Sirius: *giggling and leaning into Ratchet's chest.*
Esperanza: Take that suckers!
me: RUN RATCHET! XD
Esperanza: O.o When the fuck did you get here?
me: I came to watch the show. Sides will be here soon.
Wendy: Well...awkward.
me: You two are very pretty.
Esperanza and Wendy: O.O RATCHET!
Ratchet: *carefully sets Sirius down before transforming, holoform disappearing, and punches me in the face.* MINE!
Optimus: *runs up.*
Ratchet: *bolts, picking Sirius up in the process with Esperanza and Wendy already on his shoulders.*
Wendy and Wendy: Yay! :D
me: What the frag was that for?
Optimus: Ratchet!
Ratchet: MINE!
Sirius: He's possessed with love.
Sideswipe: oh.
Esperanza: Now that you're caught up to date, move it before Optimus gets us. Oh and he may kill Sunstreaker because he called Wendy pretty. Wendy and Sirius are his daughters.
Sideswipe: Goodbye, brother.
Sunstreaker: Hey! Oh wait; you said nothing about having Optimus as a dad. *peers at me with evil in his eyes before snatching me.*
Esperanza: Help! I've been taken by the terror twins!
Sideswipe: I have nothing to do with this.
Ratchet: I'M GONNA KILL HIM!
Optimus: HE SAID WHAT!?
Ratchet and Optimus: *chase after a terrified Sunstreaker.*
Esperanza: Stranger danger, stranger danger, move to higher altitudes!
Sunstreaker: O.o Dafrag?
Esperanza: You're the one who kidnapped me, don't blame me for my weirdness! Ratchet save me!
Sunstreaker: Ratchet has a girlfriend that's a different species? Wow, I know he had to get one sometime, but a different species? I guess that was the best he could do.
Esperanza: SIC EM, RATCHET!
Sirius: I'LL POUND HIM INTO SCRAP! COME HERE SHITHELM SO I CAN MAKE YOUR PAINT LOOK LIKE SHIT THEN RIP YOU LIMB FROM LIMB!
Wendy: I WANT TO HELP!
Sirius: DESTROY HIS PAINT! I'M RIPPING HIM TO PIECES!
Sunstreaker: O.O AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! MINI RATCHETS! NO WONDER WHY HE LOVE THEM!
Esperanza: Yeah, and whenever I get out of your hand, I'll scrap you, too!
Sunstreaker: *transforms and speeds through the ground bridge.* Sayonara suckers!
Esperanza: WHEEEEEEEEEEE!
Sirius: ESPERANZA! YOU ARE INSANE! *races through ground bridge.*
Optimus: *speeds through in rage.*
Ratchet: *runs through, picking me up, transforms, and speeds after him.*
Sirius: Oh, hey Wendy... WE'RE GONNA SCRAP SUNSTREAKER!
Wendy: THAT'S MY SISTER!
Sunstreaker: CATCH ME IF YOU CAN, SUCKERS! :D
Esperanza: Normally, I would say speed up and get outta here, but I never got in trouble or playing tag, so LET ME OUT!
Sunstreaker: No way. I haven't seen Ratchet move this fast after something in my life. This is too fun! And he'll have my paint if I stop!
Sirius and Wendy: *somehow got in front of him.* YOU'RE DEAD!
Sunstreaker: *screams and hits the breaks, then reversing.*
Esperanza: You are so dead.
Optimus: *rams into Sunstreaker's side, pinning him against a tree.* for my daughter.
Sirius: *yanks Esperanza out.*
Ratchet: *as Optimus pulls back, rams into Sunstreaker's front, smashing him into another tree.*
Sunstreaker: *screams like a little girl and starts to cry about his paint.*
Me: You deserve it! And I accidentally hit my head when we crashed. I see stars. *falls to the ground.*
Sirius: DAD!
Optimus: ... Oops.
Ratchet: YOU'RE DEAD!
Optimus: *speeds off.*
Wendy: Ratchet, stay here and help take care of Esperanza!
Ratchet: *activates holoform and walks up. he kisses Esperanza passionately and she open her eyes.*
Esperanza: *wraps her arms around his neck and kisses back.* I feel better now! *kisses Ratchet again.*
Ratchet: *smiles.* Now excuse me, I have a Prime to hunt down for harming you. *races off.* GET BACK HERE, OPTIMUS!
Esperanza: Catch him and make him pay! And I'm still on the ground! *Sirius and Wendy help her up.*
me: Ratchet, don't kill him!
Wendy: Don't kill our daddy!
Ratchet: I WON'T DO THAT MUCH 'DAMAGE'!
Esperanza: At least punch him once and then come back to comfort me. Pwease? *gives him the puppy eyes.*
Ratchet: *catches up to Optimus, transforms, and grabs his alt. mode.*
Optimus: *transforms and spins around to get punched in the face plates. flies back.*
Ratchet: *transforms and speeds back to us. activates holoform and holds out his arms.* come to me my loves.
the girls: *rush into his arms and hold onto him.*
Ratchet: *kisses Esperanza's head and smiles down at them.*
Esperanza: Now I feel better. Wait, where are we? *sees us in the middle of a barren field* Ratchet, we're not in Nevada anymore.
Sirius: You had to take that from Wizard of Oz? And we're in Kansas, go figure.
Wendy: The irony.
Sirius: Wait, I KNOW THIS FEILD! We're close to my human home!
Esperanza: Woo hoo, we're in Kansas! And lead away!
Sirius: DADDY! We're going to my human home!
Optimus: *drives up with dents and scratches.*
Ratchet: I ONLY PUNCHED HIM ONCE!
Sirius: Whatever, let's go! *runs towards the Kansas/Missouri border.*
Esperanza: Yay! We're off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz!
Wendy: Lem'me join! *links arms with Esperanza.*
Both: We're off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz!
Sirius: You guys are insane... LIKE ME! SHIBA! COME HERE GIRL! *coming close to 207 plum St. Westline MO.*
Shiba: *runs out barking.*
Wendy: Todo!
Sirius: No, Shiba!
Shiba: *tackles me to the ground and barks happily.*
Esperanza: Uh oh. Looks like someone uninvited decided to show up. *points to Sideswipe.*
Ratchet: *growls at him and holds the girls close.*
Sideswipe: I come in piece! I swear I was left out here! Can I tag along?
Sirius: Holoform on, Sherry and Ron will freak otherwise. (my human parents.)
Sideswipe: *activates holoform.*
Sirius: Ratchet, can I ask you something? *motions Ratchet closer.*
Ratchet: *leans down to Sirius.*
Sirius: *whispers something to him and he smiles evilly and nods.*
Wendy: Um... I think something hilarious is going to happen.
Sirius: *clasps hands together after Ratchet pulls away.* Tour starts now.
Esperanza: Are we off to see the wizard of Oz!? I think I may have hit my head too hard.
Sirius: I'm sure you did. *growls as Sideswipe gets a little too close and he backs up.* That's better.
Wendy: You're an animal.
Sirius: *smiles evilly at Ratchet who's eyes gleam.*
Wendy: Love strike tonight.
Esperanza: Does anyone else see the yellow brick road?
Sirius: Ratchet, get some sense into her.
Ratchet: gladly. *pulls Esperanza close and kisses her deeply.*
Sideswipe: I feel guilty for having a brother who would try and break you 4 apart.
Sirius: That's sweet!
Esperanza: Yay! :D Oh and Sides, keep your brother under control!
Sirius: Speaking of the whiner.
Sunny: *rolls up slowly, somehow perfectly fine... must've gotten back to base and taken care of himself.*
Wendy: Sunny, don't try taking her again.
Sunny: I'VE LEARNED MY LESSON! *high pitched.* AND DON'T CALL ME SUNNY!
Ratchet: You're going to be sorry for yelling at one of my girls.
Sunny: *activates holoform and gulps.*
Sirius: Let's go already!
Esperanza: I wanna see a duck. Do you have a duck?
Sirius: Yes, in a minute you will see my ducks, Rain, Bow, and Orange Foot. Please, follow me. *shows you to my pool.* Ratchet, you know what this is... *winks.* Don't you?
Ratchet: Yep. *picks Side's up and throws him into the pool.*
Sides: *shrieks as he goes under.*
Everyone: *laughing their asses of at Sideswipe.*
Esperanza: Sorry, dude, you had it coming! XD
Sirius: Thanks for the help, Ratchet! *kisses his cheek.*
Ratchet: That's all I get?!
Sirius: *rolls my eyes and kisses him on the lips.*
Wendy: Love birds. *grumbled.*
Sides: *getting out of the pool.*
Sirius: *tossing him a towel.*
Sides: *shakes like a dog getting us wet.*
Esperanza: Ew, dude! Sirius just handed you a towel to dry off!
Sirius: Use the towel or I'll have Ratchet throw you in again!
Sideswipe: o.o Meep.
Esperanza: Just don't let the spiders out. The dogs are ok, but no spiders.
Sirius: They're in clear containers in my room... don't even think about it Wendy!
Wendy: *creeps back.*
Sunny: why do you even have pet spiders?
Sirius: They're cool! Come on, eight legs, more than 2 eyes, and more than a hundred species live in the Americas!
Esperanza: Just as long as they don't surprisingly fall on me, I'm good. And Wendy, I'm not afraid of throwing you in there with the spiders.
Sirius: Guess how many spiders I actually have, I'll give you a hint, there are 2 females.
Wendy: That means that there are eggs.
Sirius: *nods.*
Ratchet: 3 males, 2 females, and around 2000 eggs soon to be baby spiders.
Sirius: Ratchet wins.
Esperanza: That's too many spiders! *faints.* XP
Sirius: Ratchet.
*Ratchet walks up and kisses Esperanza roughly, bringing her back into the world. She kisses back with a smile as Sirius comes back with 3 ducks.*
Esperanza: Yay! :D And awesome! Ducks! And they're not the demented ones.
Sirius: I trained them. *I set them on their backs* Stay.
*I shoo everyone off, showing them the gardens and crop fields. We come back and the ducks are still there.*
Sirius: Get up.
*the ducks get up.*
Esperanza: Awesome! Can they be guards if anyone tried to break in?
*just then my human parents' car horn goes off.*
Sirius: I guess we can find out, I thought them how to play fetch so... Fetch the car thief!
*the ducks fly off and honk. there's a scream and we run to see my neighbor, Damon, (he's the one who tries to steal our car in real life) being attacked by the ducks.*
Sirius: That confirms it, I have the weirdest ducks in the world.
Esperanza: No, they're the best ducks anyone could ask for! I wish I had a duck or something like that. They're so cool! And your poor neighbor. XD He had it coming.
Damon: GET THEM OFF OF ME!
*Shiba runs up with my BB gun in mouth as the ducks fly over to me.*
Me: Off my property. *aims gun at Damon's feet and starts shooting.*
Damon: *screams and runs off.*
Wendy: *laughing.*
Twins: *running after Damon yelling at him and snarling.*
Me: Bye, bye, annoying neighbor! XD
Sirius: *tackled by cats.* FUZZY, TIGER, SUGAR, DUMB DUMB, CAROLINA!
*the cats meow as they purr and rub against me.*
Esperanza: XD It's so cool!
*Ratchet rescues Sirius and she glares down at the cats who whine up at her.*
Sirius: House, now.
*the cats scamper off as the twins come back... being chased by Damon with his BB gun. Shiba trots up to Sirius and lays her shot gun down at her feet. She picks it up and shoots at Damon as he gets 6 foot on her property. (it's legal here to shoot anyone that is trespassing if they are 6 feet on your property) Damon screamed like a little girl and ran.*
Sirius: And stay off my property! I think we're done here.
Ratchet: just one little thing. *he snatches up Sunny and throws him in the pool.* We're good now.
everyone: *laughing their asses off.*
Esperanza: XD Take that Sunny! XD
Esperanza: Did Sunny ever get out of the pool?
Sirius: I think he drowned.
Ratchet: Who was supposed to know he can't swim?
Sirius: *screams as she's picked up.*
Sunny: It's called deactivate the holoform and reappear dry... AND SHE'S MINE!
Esperanza: Hey, bub! *yanks Sirius away and kicks him where the sun don't shine.* She ain't yours anymore! :P
Sunstreaker: .0. *drops to his knees and screams at a high pitch.*
Wendy: GOAL! :D
Sirius: Ratchet! *starts crying.*
*Ratchet runs up to Sirius and lifts her into his arms as he catches her lips with his. tears streak Sirius's face and she holds onto him tightly.*
Sunstreaker: One, ok she's yours. Two, I'M GONNA KILL YOU, PEST!
Esperanza: O.O Meep! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! *runs.*
Sunstreaker: Get back here! *chases with a limp in his step.*
Esperanza: You'll never catch me! Never! Nev- *trips and falls on face.* Ouch.
Sunstreaker: *scoops me up and runs.* Ha, you mine now, pest!
Esperanza: He's calling me a pest. Is he a Decepticon in disguise?
Sunstreaker: No! You're a pest and kicked me in my niblets. That's not going without a punishment. *throws me in the pool.*
Esperanza: SHBHSBDGAFH! *sinks to the bottom.*
Wendy: You ass! She can't swim!
Sunstreaker: Oops.
*Sirius dives in and grabs Esperanza under the arms before pulling her up. Ratchet pulls her out as Sirius climbs out.*
Sirius: She okay Ratchet?
Ratchet: She's fine, but I think she's playing so she can have mouth to mouth CPR.
Sides: I'll do it!
Esperanza: *pops up.* I'M DROWNING! *clings onto Ratchet.* So much water...
Wendy: Great, she went crazy again.
Sirius: Ratchet, you might as well have given her mouth to mouth CPR.
Ratchet: *smiles and kisses Esperanza.*
Esperanza: Too much water...
Wendy: She went off the deep end...No pun intended.
Sirius: Well she did go off the end of the pool where it is deep.
Sunny: *chuckles and backs up.*
Sides: Get back here. *grabs his brother's collar.*
Wendy: Sides is on our team!
Esperanza: *won't let go of Ratchet.* Kill Sunny.
Wendy: Now you're talking! *evil smiles.*
Sirius: I'M IN!
Sides: I CALL HIS PAINT!
Sirius and Wendy: NO FAIR!
Sides: Wait, Sirius, you said you were Cybertronian at one point?
Sirius: Yep.
Sides: You got energon blades?
Sirius: *activates blades.*
Sides: Wendy, kick the scrap out of the holoform, Sirius, we've got some scratching to do.
Sirius: FINALLY!
Espernaza: Yay! :) Wreck him good while me and Ratch watch the show!
*Ratchet chuckles as Wendy picks up a metal pipe and swings it at Sunny, hitting him in the side. Esperanza and Ratchet both look to see Sirius and Sides, now hidden from view of passer-bys but not you, scratching Sunny's pain to pieces. You look back to see Wendy kick Sunny in the gut.*
Esperanza: *still in Ratchet's arms.* TAKE THAT SUNNY! XD
Ratchet: Their handy-work is as good as mine.
Esperanza: Nice. You think they're done yet?
Sirius: WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE HIS ALT. MODE!
*Esperanza and Ratchet noticed the Sunny had been moved again.*
Sides: WE'RE DONE! HOPE YOU LIKE IT RATCHET!
*everyone walks to the sound of our voices to see a sheer white Sunny sitting in front of them.*
Esperanza: Sorry, Sunny. You had it coming all along! XD
Sunstreaker: *too mad to speak.*
Sirius: *runs up to Esperanza and Ratchet and giggles as she wraps her arms around Ratchet's neck from behind.* Hiya Ratchy, did I ever tell you I loved you? *she kissed his lips harshly as she ran a hand through his hair.*
Esperanza: Uh...I think I may have a problem. My nails are stuck. I can't move my hands. *her nails are firmly stuck to Ratchet.* If you can't get me loose, then it's fine with me. How's the view, Ratchet?
Sirius: *fall back laughing.*
Ratchet: How do you girls get stuck to me?
Wendy: Glue.
Ratchet: And what do you mean by, 'view'?
Esperanza: Ha, stuck like glue. I get it! And hello? I'm stuck right in front of you. Now I feel like a retard. *sad face* :(
Sideswipe: Oooooh, he turned her down! Ratch, even I knew what that meant! She asked you if you liked what you saw. And the latest meant her because she's staring at you.
Ratchet: Well sorry; I'm quite new to this Sideswipe! You back on Cybertron though was a player, so you ought to know what that means! *he growls and grabs Esperanza's head in his hands and kisses her roughly and passionately. she tries to pull back, angry with him, but he forces her to stay put.*
Sirius: You have to admit it Esperanza, he is new at loving.
*she rolls her eyes before she understands that it is true, he is new to loving.*
Esperanza: Fine. I'll forgive him. *nuzzles closer to him.*
Sides: *pouts.*
Ratchet: *snarls at Sides before looking down at Esperanza, then smiling as something catches his eyes.* I do like the view.
*Esperanza looks up at him confused. Sirius notices exactly 'where' he's looking.*
Sirius: Ratchet, hands off! That's private territory!
*Ratchet whines but Sirius holds firm. he sighs and nods.*
Esperanza: You can't just yet, Ratchet. But remember, I turned turn eighteen soon. ;)
Sirius and Wendy: Ratchet, you'll have to save some for us... *drapes their arms over his shoulders and kiss his cheeks.* Remember?
Sirius: *reaches down and messes with a button on his shirt.* Don't forget about us now.
Esperanza: I don't think it's a good idea to start that. God only knows what the twins will do.
Wendy: Please Ratchet, don't forget us.
Sirius: We do not listen to your warning... *turns back to Ratchet.* Come on Ratchet; promise you'll give us some love too?
Esperanza: Hey, Sunny, where'd you go?
Sideswipe: I think he went to go plot revenge and fix his paint.
Sirius: i saw him drive off to the east.
*Ratchet looked up at Sirius and Wendy and they smiled at him.*
Wendy: Oh, I have an idea! Let's go to the beach! We can have a good time there.
Esperanza: Yeah! Let's go!
Sirius: I'm in; let's go before Sunny gets back! Shiba!
Ratchet: Here we go again.
*Sirius pulls Esperanza and Wendy to her.*
Sirius: One piece or two? *whispered.*
Wendy: 2.
Esperanza: I don't do bathing suits. I can go in a t-shirt and short shorts but that's it.
Sirius: Ratchy won't likey.
Esperanza: Maybe he can convince me otherwise to wear a suit.
Sirius: i don't know, but I'm wearing my swim suit that is a 2 piece, red and white, and the top doesn't have straps. That's the only thing i have too, so don't judge.
Ratchet: We going or what? Shiba's getting antsy.
Esperanza: Yeah. Let's go!
Sirius: *runs into the back of Ratchet with Shiba.*
Wendy: Are you sure you'll be alright?
Sirius: Ratchet will kill himself if he kills me on accident.
Ratchet: It's a known fact.
Esperanza: If he dies, I die.
Wendy: So will I.
Esperanza: Oh and I found out something interesting. The name Wendy was made up for Peter Pan because there never was a Wendy recorded before it was published. You're a made up name.
Wendy: Great. I don't exist. -_-
Sirius: Poor Wendy! I feel so sorry for you.
Wendy: Can we just go?
Ratchet: Optimus is sending a bridge, don't worry. *rolls his eyes before disappearing, leaving you to sit in the driver's seat and not his lap.*
Esperanza: Aw, c'mon! Ratchy! I need you!
Ratchet: *activates holoform under you and pulls you back, kissing you roughly.*
Sirius: HAHAHA! It was a trick!
Esperanza: Yay! :D I got my Ratchy back!
Ratchet: *growls and kisses Esperanza again, rougher.*
Esperanza: *kisses him back just as rough.*
Wendy: Dad is looking at you like he wants to kill you, Ratchet. Should I tell him you're not kissing us?
Ratchet: Yeah, yeah. *goes back to kissing Esperanza.*
Sirius: *whispers.* Don't worry; he'll be all over us when he sees what we're wearing at the beach.
Wendy: *smirks as she looks at Ratchet and Esperanza.* *whispers.* You better hope so.
Esperanza: *Ratchet have a full out make out session.*
Sirius: Yo Ratchet! Hate to intervene, but we gotta get to that beach.
Ratchet: *grumbles as he has to pull away from you and speed through a bridge.*
the girls: *get out quickly and grab our beach towels, sunscreen, the necessaries. We hop back in quickly and Ratchet speeds through another bridge, the twins, and the rest of the team, following.*
Wendy: Damn them.
Esperanza: We can't really get a moment can we? -.-
Wendy: Nope. -_-
Esperanza: Oh well. *goes back to kissing Ratchet.*
Wendy: Love central. LOL.
Sirius: You got that right, sister. *glares at the others behind them.*
*Ratchet stops and the girls walk into the changing station on the beach grounds.*
Sirius: so has Ratchet changed your mind about the swim suit? *she slips her top on over her bikini and smiles at Esperanaza.*
Wendy: Yeah, did he?
Esperanza: Alright. He did. But I'm putting this on. *puts on a one piece.* You said a bathing suit, you never told me which one.
Sirius: Fair enough.
Wendy: Aw, i wanted to see her in a 2 piece like we are.
Sirius: Stop whining, Miko beat us out somehow. *she walks out with Wendy racing after her.*
Esperanza: Now that I think about it, maybe I was better off in the t-shirt and shorts. Eh, I'll just put the shirt on over it. *throes shirt back on and walks out.*
*Ratchet looked at them as they filed out and rolled his eyes when he saw they were wearing a shirt over their swimsuits. Miko started laughing.*
Miko: Chickens!
Esperanza: I'm not chicken. I just don't like to wear a bathing suit.
Wendy: I'm not a chicken either! *takes off her shirt to reveal her 2 piece.*
*Ratchet starts to stare.*
Sirius: Miko, you'll be lucky you won't drown. *takes off my shirt to reveal my 2 piece.*
Ratchet: Come on Esperanza, you're friends are brave enough, you can do it. *leans close to you.* For me?
Esperanza: Maybe... maybe not.
*Ratchet whined to Esperanza with puppy eyes and Sirius and Wendy walked up to him.*
Wendy: Ratchet, we wanna play in the water.
Sirius: Can you come with us? Please? You coming swimming or not, Esperanza?! *already down at the edge of the water with Wendy and Ratchet in a full make out session next to her.*
Esperanza: Fine. Im'ma coming! *runs into the waves.* AAHHH! It's in my eyes! I'm blind!
Ratchet: The insaneness has started.
Sirius: Oh, come on Ratchet, enough make out and more fun! *she pulls him into the water and he shoots up, holoform now dressed in swim trunks, showing off an eight pack.*
Wendy: We got a good one!
Sirius: *rolls eyes.*
Esperanza: *stares at Ratchet with a dumbfounded look on her face.* Wow. ○0○
Sirius: We're insane.
Esperanza: *still staring at Ratchet.*
Wendy: Hello? *waves hand in front of Esperanza's face and sighs when she don't blink.* Sirius, we have a problem.
Sirius: i figured this would happen... so... *pulls the shirt over Esperanza's head, making her really angry that Ratchet saw her in a swimsuit.* Swim like hell!
Esperanza: But I can't swim.
Sirius: Time to learn! *starts teaching you how to swim.* Wendy, example!
*Wendy does the dog paddle. Ratchet watches with a shake of his head and Sirius smiles. She go up behind him and glomps him. Ratchet goes under and shoots up, picking her up from off his back, and throws her into the water. She bobs up and sticks her tongue out, then screams as he jumps at her.*
Esperanza: I'll try to do it. *does doggie paddle.* Yes! I can do anything! :D
Sirius: *struggling against a love possessed Ratchet.* SOMEONE HELP ME!
Wendy: *swims up.* Hey Ratchet. *flirtatiously.*
Sirius: *sees the look in his eye.* That's not good, SWIM AWAY WENDY!
Wendy: *gets caught as well.*
Esperanza: WHEEEEEEEEEEE! *doggie paddles in circles.*
Sirius: *currently being kissed like no tomorrow.*
Wendy: *somehow escaped and swimming like Esperanza right behind her.* WHEEEEEEEEEEE is right!
Optimus: *giving Ratchet the 'you're dead' look.*
Esperanza: This is fun! :D Oh look, a mermaid!
Wendy: Where!? I've always wanted to swim with a mermaid!
Esperanza: Oh no it was a dolphin. But they're still cool, too.
Wendy: And I also wanted to swim with the dolphins! :D
Sirius: *given in to trying to get away from Ratchet, letting him take her over.*
Optimus: *standing right behind them.*
*Sirius' eyes open in shock and she taps Ratchet's shoulder before pointing behind him. Ratchet screamed and let her go, diving under the water. Sirius followed after him.*
Esperanza: Ratchet, don't drown! And Optimus, get away from him before I hurt you! Now go or I'll kick your ass I to gear!
Sirius: *pops up for more air, Ratchet popping up next to her.* Dad! No! *clings to Ratchet.* MY RATCHY!
Esperanza: *pops up from the dolphins.* HE'S MINE TOO! REMEMBER I CAN KICK ASS!
Wendy: *also pops up from the dolphins.* DON'T HURT MY RATCHY!
the girls: OUR RATCHY! YOU CAN'TTAKE HIM AWAY! *start snarling as we cling to Ratchet.* You no touchy!
Esperanza: Stay away from- *accidentally slips in a sink hole in the sand.*
Wendy: Hook line and sinker!
Sirius: Nope, i got her! *dives down and swims after you.*
Ratchet: *dives under and watches just in case i need help.*
Esperanza: *gets poked by a dolphin and she pokes it back. This goes on for a few seconds.*
Sirius: *rolls eyes and pulls Esperanza up above the water so she can breathe.* I'm not gonna hold you forever. *lets Esperanza go and she starts swimming, kicking her feet under the water to stay afloat.*
Esperanza: That ain't gonna work. I have emailed a dolphin to help me swim. See? *Dolphin pulls up beside of me and I latch on.* Hi-ho, fishy! Swim away! *swims away.*
Sirius: She's going, she's going, she's gone. *Esperanza disappears from sight.*
Wendy: i wonder when she'll be back.
Sirius: dolphin steal Esperanza from Ratchet.
*Ratchet is fuming that Esperanza left him for a dolphin.*
Sirius: *swims over and drapes arms around his neck.* it's alright Ratchy... *brushes his bare chest, making him shiver.* She'll be back.
Ratchet: And if she isn't?
me: I'll never forgive the bitch for leaving you. *kisses his cheek softly.*
Esperanza: *enjoying the waves* Wheeeeeeee! :D Wait, what's that? *notices a dark fin.* O.O SHARK! SWIM DOLPHIN!
*dolphin does as told and swims off.* I saw a shark in the water! Ratchy, save me! *let's go of dolphin and swims to Ratchet.* I'm too young to be eaten!
Ratchet: *dives under the water and swims under Esperanza. she grabs onto his shoulders in fear and he swims up to everyone.*
Sirius: I'll take care of the shark. *starts shooting at the shark.* Grrr, I can't get a good shot. *dives under the water.*
everyone: SIRIUS!
*after a few minutes, blood starts to trickle out into the water. everyone stares before starting to cry.*
Sirius: Why's everyone crying?
everyone: *stares and sees Sirius swimming up with a shark tied to a rope, the shark dead.*
Esperanza: *hugs Sirius.* YOU'RE ALIVE! *starts slapping you.* DON'T EVER DO THAT AGAIN!
Sirius: *punches Esperanza in the gut.* don't slap me. Next time I'll let the shark eat you.
Esperanza: *after getting punched, sinks under water.* XP
Wendy: Ouch. That gotta hurt. *helps keep Esperanza above water.* She's out cold.
Sirius: Oops, I forgot I'm stronger than a human. *also helps keep Esperanza above water.* Esperanza isn't even out cold though.
Esperanza: *whisper.* Hey, I'm trying to get a little attention from Ratchet. Let me tell this lie! *goes back to being unconscious.*
Sirius: *muttered.* Fine.
*Ratchet swims up and takes Esperanza gently into his arms. He caresses her head softly and doesn't see the smile that forms. He kisses her like in snow white, trying to see if it will wake she up.*
Esperanza: *open eyes.* And my knight in swimming trunks comes to my rescue! *kisses him back.*
Sirius: just be happy I went along with it. *mumbled.*
Ratchet: I knew she was playing. No human gets knocked out by being punched in the gut.
Wendy: Plan, failed!
Esperanza: Well, I got the wind knocked outta me. That's a start.
Sirius: Like I said, oops, I forgot I'm stronger than a human.
Wendy: Ain't that the truth.
Sirius: Watch it sister.
Esperanza: *kisses Ratchet again.*
*Ratchet snaps out of making sure Sirius and Wendy don't kill each other and kisses you back.*
Sirius and Wendy: Save some for us Ratchy! *whined.* We love you too.
*Ratchet chuckled when Esperanza let him pull away and nodded.*
Esperanza: Where's my dolphin? Where she go?
dolphin: *comes up clicking and whistling. her friends pop up too.*
Sirius: Dolphins!
Wendy: Cool!
Esperanza: Dolphins for us cause we're cool. Other humans and 'bot holoforms, see you on the flip side suckers!
Sirius: I get this one! *gets onto the female who had stared at me curiously.*
Wendy: I got this girl! *gets onto the female that had been poking her like no tomorrow.*
Ratchet: *rolls his eyes and gets onto the only male of the group.*
Sirius: Esperanza, you're dolphin awaits.
Esperanza: Yay! We got dolphins! *gets mine.* RIDE MY TRUSTY STEED RIDE! *swims over to Sunstreaker and dolphin slaps him with the tail.*
Sunstreaker: YOWCH!
Sirius: THAT'S HILLARIOUS! SWIM ON MY TRUSTY RIDE, SWIM ON! *swims around Sideswipe before poking him harshly where the sun don't shine.*
Sideswipe: *a garbled mess of words that should not be repeated, nor do you want to hear.*
Sirius: it was the dolphin, not me!
Esperanza: XD Poor Sunny!
Wendy: XD Now let's ride!
Sideswipe: *stifling giggles.*
Wendy: That's not what I meant, pervert!
Sirius: Pervert alert! DAMN IT, I RHYMED! (I hate rhyming)
Wendy: Whatever... SWIM AWAY; SWIM AWAY, SWIM AWAY ALL!
Ratchet: *chuckles.* I don't understand how I love you 3, you're insane.
Esperanza: I feel tired. Now who wants to throw Sunny's car mode into the water?
Wendy: I do, I do, I do! :D I love torture! ^_^
Esperanza: Me too! ^.^
Sirius: Ratchet, would you do the honor?
Ratchet: The honor would be mine. *smiles evilly.*
*Ratchet transforms and walks up to Sunny's vehicle mode. Sunny screams as he's picked up and Ratchet spins around before throwing Sunny out to sea.*
Wendy: Good Ratchy!
Esperanza: And he's outta here! The evil plan worked! Take that Sunny!
Sideswipe: Now why haven't I thought of doing that when he got on my nerves?
Sirius: because we're the geniuses and you're the idiot.
Wendy: Oh! She owned you!
Esperanza: Sorry, Sides. But you got told. Burn!
*Ratchet chuckles as he transforms, holoform back on his dolphin.*
Sirius: *deliberately jumps off her dolphin, but not deliberately gets swept away by the undertow of the current in the water.*
*Ratchet sees Sirius struggle to stay above water and dives in after her. by this time Sirius hasn't had any air and is just floating, water seeping into her lungs.*
Esperanza: Ratchy, she drowning!
Wendy: *has a freak attack* AAHHH! DADDY!
*Ratchet surfaces as Optimus turns and realizes what was happening under his nose. Ratchet pulls Sirius onto the sandy beach and starts pumping her chest, trying to get her to breathe again. nothing happens to Sirius.*
Wendy: *starts to cry.*
Esperanza: *tries to calm her down.* She'll be ok, she'll be ok. Ratchy can help her...
*Ratchet looked at Sirius's face as he continued to pump her chest. he plugged her nose and did mouth to mouth CPR. he started to pump Sirius's chest again. it continued like this for 5 minutes, he wouldn't give up. he blew into her mouth again and when he pulled back she coughed, water coming up. Sirius sat up and coughed up more water, holding her chest.*
Esperanza: She's alive! *choir goes off behind Esperanza.* Gimme hugs! *huggles* ^.^
Sirius: Guys, is that you?
Wendy: Sis! *hugs me.*
Ratchet: Thank Primus. *kisses Sirius as he as well hugs her.*
Esperanza: Yeah! Now we can celebrate you being alive and saved.
Sirius: Come here psycho! That's your new name! *glomps Esperanza.*
Esperanza: Can't breathe!
Sirius: Oopsy! *jumps off Esperanza.* Wendy! *pulls her crying form into a hug.* Your Sad now. *notices Ratchet watching.* Ratchy! *tackles him with kisses.* You're Love.
Esperanza: She's just traumatized. I nearly had a heart attack too.
Sirius: Me not traumatized, me serious! You Psycho, Wendy Sad, and Ratchet Love. *turns to Ratchet and kisses him again.*
Esperanza: And you insane
Sirius: YAY!
Esperanza: Holy shit, she turned into me. Ratchet, make her snap outta it!
Sirius: NO! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME! *starts whining how I wanna be Esperanza.*
Esperanza: Cool she wants to be me! Never mind then. /^.^/
Wendy: Then we won't know which one is the real you and Ratchet might accidently love on her thinking she is you when she's really her... I just confused myself.
Esperanza: Don't worry we all get confused. I can be number one and she can be number 2.
Sirius: I'M NUMBER ONE! *starts to struggle as Ratchet holds her back.*
Wendy: I don't care what Esperanza says, get some sense back into the woman!
Ratchet: *kisses Sirius, forcing her back against the cool sand. he makes sure no one's looking before forcing a leg in between hers.*
Esperanza and Wendy: Dude, Boss Bot is looking at you!
Optimus: *glaring holes through Ratchet.*
Sirius: Dad, you better not be looking, it isn't your decision!
Ratchet: *rolls his eyes and kisses Sirius again.*
Esperanza: He won't quit glaring at you.
Ratchet: Does it look like I care? *not in a rude way because she's one of his lovers, obviously.*
Wendy: Well at least save some love for me.
Esperanza: I hear the ice cream man! Beat you there! *runs over to see the ice cream man.*
Sirius: hate to admit it, but GOT TO GO RATCHET! *bolts after Esperanza, leaving a grumbling Ratchet.*
Wendy: HEY! *races after me.*
Esperanza: Ha-ha suckers, I beat you! *takes a chocolate chip ice cream cone.* thank you! I gots my ice cream! ^.^
Sirius and Wendy: 2 chocolate fudge bars each please! *pays.* Yay!
Esperanza: I love chocolate!
Sirius: It's a good thing I don't go insane over chocolate like you or Wendy, Esperanza.
Esperanza: Remember the SpongeBob Episode where they sell chocolate and the one fish follow them screaming chocolate? Just be glad I don't go that crazy over chocolate.
Sirius:... I've never seen SpongeBob in my life. (it's true in real life)
Esperanza: Then you never lived. I was a 90s kid.
Sirius: 2K01. I heard about it, but it sounded stupid, no offense.
Wendy: SpongeBob is hilarious!
Sirius: I wouldn't know.
Esperanza It's ok. But 90s kids rule!
THE END!
