The penguins were hanging out at their habitat when Alice came over and placed a crate in the center.

"Kowalski analysis." Skipper ordered the taller avian.

"It seems to be a crate." Kowalski replied.

"I know, but what's in side of it"? Skipper asked.

"Mabey it's a unicorn"! Private said in excitement.

"Private unicorns do not exist and the creature in here is most likely a penguin." Kowalski said and the crate burst open. a penguin about Rico's height and was wearing a Washington Nationals baseball cap came out.

"HI EVERYONE! MY NAME IS JEFF! AND I LOVE PIZZA!" Said Jeff. Skipper and Rico were staring at the penguin like he was crazy (which he is), Kowalski was righting facts down on his clip bored, and Private looked pleased to have a new friend.

"Hi Jeff! I'm Pri-" Skipper clamped his flipper over Privates beak.

"Private we don't want to give out are names he could be a spy." Skipper whispered to Private.

"He doesn't seem like a spy." Private said.

"It's okay if you think i'm a spy Skipper." Said Jeff "Because it's not true."

"Yes it is and how do you know my name"!? Skipper asked shocked.

"Because I can read minds. Your Private, unicorns do exist, your Kowalski and yes I do speak alien, and you are Rico and yes I 3 exploding things." Jeff said answering the questions each penguin had in mind. Everyone stared at the penguin in shock.

"Skipper he can read our minds." Kowalski reported.

"I can tell and he's defiantly a spy working for Dr. Blowhole." Skipper said.

"Nope Dr. Blowhole is evil but I am not" Jeff said.

"I don't trust you. Kowalski bring him down for inspection." Skipper said.


Jeff: Yay! I'm in this one!

Me: Yes you are now sit in the corner and shut up.