An Unimaginative Title... OF DOOM!
Chapter 1: New Moo (that's MOO not MOON!)
Time: Twilight- New Moon.
Disclaimer: Don't own Twilight or any other crap that appears in this story!
Hey! This is the story from two extremely bored teenage girls... and Mr. PandaMan.
So yeah... ENJOY!
Bella's P.O.V
I was fifty percent sure I was dreaming.
I was fifty percent sure I wasn't dreaming.
Which makes the latter equal to the hypotenuse of a triangle.
I figured this because I could see my grandmama... and she moved to South Dakota, so I ain't seen her for awhile!
"HEY GRANDMA, WHAT CHO DOIN' ALL THE WAY OVER THERE?" I yelled. Grandma just smiled at me, I don't think grandma took her medicine today.
A bright light caught my eye and I turned to see Edward, and his sparkly, perfectly symmetrical nipples.
"HEY GRANDMA, I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET MY SPARKLY BOYFRIEND, HEY EDGAR GET OUT HERE," I shouted.
"It's Edward!" the E man protested.
"HE'S A EUNUCH!" I once again shouted to my grandma. Suddenly, Edward grabbed my butt.
"Son, get your hands off me ass before I go down on you like Snoop Dog."
"Are you dandy like a dandelion?" he replied
"What's a dandelion?" I asked
"A dandelion is a flower. The flower head is surrounded by bracts (sometimes mistakenly called sepals) in two series. The inner bracts are erect until the seeds mature, then flex downward to allow the seeds to disperse; the outer bracts are always reflexed downward. Some species drop the "parachute" from the achenes; the hair-like parachutes are called pappus, and they are modified sepals. Between the pappus and the achene, there is a stalk called a beak, which elongates as the fruit matures. The beak breaks off from the achene quite easily, separating the seed from the parachute."
There was a long silence and then...
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"What?"
"You said penis."
"WHAT! No I didn't! Bella were you even paying attetion?"
I looked around hopelessly, trying to find an answer. Unfortuneatly all I found was an umbrella and a flying penguin.
"Umbrenguin!"
"What?"
"Commonly known as the date rate drug..." I muttered. "ANYWAY!"
I ran up to Grandma and waved like my arm was on fire.
"BYE GRANDMA!"
Wait a second.
Was Grandma waving back? She never waved back...
"Grandma?"
That was when I noticed the frame around her. SHE WAS TRAPPED IN A MIRROR!
...Oh...wait...
I looked at my hand. It was all wrinkly. I reached up to touch my face. I could feel my drooping skin.
I was looking at myself.
Edward came up next to me and put his arms around my waist.
"Edward! Look! I think this mirror is possessed! When I move, it moves!"
"Happy Birthday Bella," Edward said as he kissed my wrinkly phalanges.
"Ewwwwwwwwwww, old," I said as I stepped away.
I suddenly shot up in my bed.
"I KNOW WHERE TO FIND GRANDMA!"
I ran to the mirror located in my bathroom.
"HI GRAND-"
It was my usual refection.
"CURSE YOU MIRROR!"
Hey, so I hope you enjoyed that!
This was written by JinxLuvsL && xTingax.X5-656. (Natalie && Poppy/Paige)
Chapter 2 is in progress.
Lots of Love
Love
Natalie Xx.
... and Poppy!
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