A Painful Past, the Story of Zarbon's Mom Part 1

It was ages ago, it seemed like yesterday, from a point of view of a historian or a scientist even. Well, not quite, but more or less in the year of 1957 on our Planet Earth (not Goku's planet, but our own). In fact, this story doesn't even take place on our own planet, but mostly on Planet Frieza!

A cold summer day it began, before Zarbon was even born or before they even named Planet Nashua, Planet Frieza. The wind was blowing, the palm trees on the beach towards downtown was swaying and now…we forward our story to the far end of the planet where the Cold Empire lived. It was a very old empire, King Cold decided to go into retirement and allow one of his sons to rule the empire.

It was almost no surprise which son that was going to be, in the throne room, King Cold made the announcement, "Ladies and lords of the court. I have a rather special announcement to make! Frieza the time has come, I must now retire the empire….to you!"

"Yes thank you father you won't regret this!" Frieza said excited.

"Father, that's not fair, I have done a much better job of ruling parts of our empire than he has. He just sits in his float pod all day long and usually lets people do the dirty work for him! I am more hard working than he is!" Cooler said feeling defeated.

King Cold just ignored Cooler, "We will also be changing the name Planet Nashua, to Planet Frieza! The other planets that we conquered will be changed to the point where Frieza's name will be in them!"

"I am gratefully honored father," Frieza said.

"Father that's not fair! I should be emperor, not Frieza! I am also not spoiled and lazy like Frieza is! I am also older than he is!" Cooler said.

It's was true despite the fact that Cooler could have been born in the time frame of maybe 1717 on our Planet Earth year, Frieza was just born a little after, or was it before the French Revolution on our Planet Earth? Around that time, it seemed the French empire was more popular to the Icejin Changeling family than the British one since the British on managed to lose some territory.

At first Cooler grew up speaking French and Japanese, then later on he learned English and Russian from his dad and his younger brother, who grew up speaking mostly English and Japanese. Cooler's mother was long gone, she spoke French and it took a while for Cooler to master English once King Cold decided that French would be used less and less for aliens on his planet to communicate with one another.

Back to the present, Cooler now spoke perfect English, but did not nor ever acquire a fancy English accent like his brother. In fact, Cooler disappointed King Cold more than Frieza ever did. Cooler was many times divorced even had one wife executed when he caught her with one of Frieza's male concubines. He also had children that he did not really look after anyways.

"Cooler let's get something straight, you have had four wives and four children, and I think that its fair that Frieza should have a chance at life since he has never found a significant other, whereas you have found four or five significant others. He's also infertile, had you not kicked him in the balls so much, I might not have given him the empire." King Cold said.

"He's only 240 years old, I'm 290! I have been around longer than he has!" Cooler said.

"You should be happy that you at least get to keep your alliances from Frieza wrecking them!" King Cold said.

"At least I'm fertile! At least I have children!" Cooler yelled.

King Cold got up, went over to Cooler and slapped him, "How dare you say that, apologize to your brother now! Before I beat you to death and you never see your alliances and children again!" King Cold yelled.

"Hum, I will get you one day Frieza, I will get you good!" Cooler said walking out of the room.

"Are you still going to beat him to death father?" Frieza asked.

"No, I was just trying to get him to apologize to you, but sometimes I think about it." King Cold said.

"I love you father!" Frieza said.

The celebration went on for the rest of the night, although something tragic happened, Cooler madder than hell managed to take his sexual frustrations out on a sex slave of Frieza's. She was a Primal Changeling, spoke French and rudely rebuffed his advances. Let's just say I want to skip to a week later after this celebration took place.

The space pod grounds were about maybe a mile away from the advanced looking palace the Cold Family lived in. A space pod landed on the ground, and minutes later out stepped a woman. She was coughing up a storm do to the fact that the air was a little thin for her taste, and a mixture of dust.

She wore an Egyptian looking skirt and top, it was the color of a more gentle green. Her sandals looked gladiator like. If her clothing wasn't exotic looking enough, she was short, about maybe 5'2 feet tall? Her eyes were oriental shaped and with gold irises, like that of the sun.

She looked like she could have been a mixture of an African American with a Filipino or even an Anglo considering her jaw-bone very finely shaped, but since this is an alien we're talking about, there really is no point in bringing up human races is there? Her skin was dark and more of a shade of medium brown, her hair was smooth and neatly straightened, thick and wavy of course, but black as night and long too.

She was a knockout! A total knockout! She was just a cute little Primal Changeling woman who came to Planet Frieza illegally looking for a job and maybe a free handout. Of course she was breaking universal law, nobody just shows up on a planet looking for a job, that's what lead Frieza to commit genocide…err pesticide on the Primal Changelings who came years ago for jobs to begin with.

Needless to say, this girl came from a poor family, her father died years ago when she was little, her mother died recently and she was all alone in the world. She needed a job and baldy so she could feed herself since Planet Primal did not really do much to help its poorer citizens. On a lighter note she could read and write so maybe she had a chance here?

She put her hand on her head, she was getting a head ache, "Ouch! That trip gave me a headache!" She yelled. She spoke with a British like accent, many of the Primal Changelings on Planet Primal spoke with a British like accent, and it was only proper essential English. She put her sunglasses on and took out a map of the planet, which was under her armpit.

"Let's see here, this is the space pod grounds, yes?" She asked herself out loud. What she did not know was this map she was using was very outdated.

Meanwhile at the palace, things summered down since last week. The empire being passed over to Frieza, Cooler raping a sex slave who rudely rebuked him, in which he threw her over the balcony after raping her, don't worry, she lived. It took that sex slave rudely rebuking Cooler's advances to really send him over the edge, although let's face it, no excuse for violence against the weaker sex.

That is how vicious their rivalry had the tendency of getting, even when innocents got into their way. To make matters worse, recently when Cooler's recent wife found out about this horrible crime Cooler committed, after being lied to by Cooler that he would be faithful to her for the rest of her life, she committed suicide. Remember these aren't nice guys we're talking about, these were despots.

Frieza sat on his throne in the throne room, and sighted. He was bored and possibly heartbroken that Cooler would rape his favorite sex slave. That's how horrible these Icejin Changelings were, they looked at these sex slaves like property, sometimes they would compete with each other and steal sex slaves from one another.

However the sex slave was gone by now, she probably went back to the city on the other side of the planet. Dodoria came into the room, oh Jesus! Not Dodoria!

Just what Frieza needed, that dumb-nut pink demon-looking alien. Dodoria was not very smart, even though he was great with numbers, he couldn't read words worth anything. He had been twice divorced and joined Frieza willingly after Frieza destroyed his planet. Dodoria was a very violent person, and as violent and temperamental as he was, he had the tendency to get on Frieza's nerves.

"Frieza! Frieza! Rumor has it that the night in which you became emperor of the empire, Sunflower your sex slave was raped by Cooler. I also heard he threw her over the balcony and she escaped!" Dodoria said.

"She wasn't really that great at sex anyways, although she did seem to understand my loneliness!" Frieza said fake crying.

Frieza did not know the meaning of loneliness anyways, in fact his definition was probably drastically different from anyone else's.

"Are you at least going to send someone after her to hunt her down?" Dodoria asked.

"Of course not, she will be so much easier to replace, although I guess I do wonder where she is." Frieza said.

Cooler burst into the throne room, probably about to whine about something stupid. "Frieza I can't believe that this whole entire throne room belongs to you! You also get another float pod and you get to name your planet bases after you too! That's not fair!" Cooler said resembling a fifth grader more than a 290 year old Icejin Changeling.

"Oh Cooler you wish you could have my rewards!" Frieza said.

"Oh please, I at least got to bone your sex slave, very violently!" Cooler said smirking.

"You take that back you idiot!" Frieza yelled.

"Never, never ever, ever, ever!" Cooler yelled.

"Fine, she wasn't really that great in bed anyways," Frieza said.

"Oh I hate you!" Cooler said pouting.

A stereotypical Taurus VS a Gemini fight, while our Taurus Cooler was honest to the point of brutally, Frieza our Gemini was almost as witty as he was talkative. Dodoria just stood there analyzing which despot would win this stupid and brutal argument. "Shut up! Just shut up!" Cooler said while Frieza was snickering at his slowness.

Cui ran into the room, "Frieza, there is this girl outside the palace by the space pod grounds!" Cui yelled.

"Is it Sunflower?" Frieza asked excited.

"No its not, it's actually another Primal Changeling woman, but I don't think she's from around here." Cui said.

Frieza's eyes started twitching, this was not a good sign, "She must be a…"

"Uh oh, here it comes," Cooler said.

"A…ILLEGAL ALIEN!" Frieza said hoping off his throne.

"Where are you going, she could be dangerous!" Cooler said.

"Oh please, Primal Changelings don't frighten me!" Frieza said marching out of the throne room and outside the palace.

"Frieza wait for me!" Dodoria said yelling and running out of the throne room after Frieza.

Before you knew it, Cui and Cooler joined both aliens. They went to the space pod grounds to investigate this young woman.

"Looks like someone is lagging behind," Cooler said teasing Frieza as he walked ahead of him with everyone else.

Frieza's Napoleon like temperament kicked in as soon as Cooler said that. Frieza got mad, tripped Cui and kicked Dodoria in the leg and tried to catch up with Cooler. "Still a bit behind I'm afraid," Cooler said laughing and knowing how much Frieza hated being short.

"UHHH I hate you!" Frieza yelled at Cooler. Well looks like Cooler wasn't the only big baby in the family after all!

Serena, that was her name for she was born on the night of the full moon, got frustrated at this stupid outdated map! "Oh my God this is crazy!" She yelled.

She looked about couple of steps ahead of her to see four different aliens staring at her, she was naïve and not afraid, although let's be honest, these were grown males and could have hurt her easily if they wanted to. She ran up to them thinking, "Maybe I can ask these people where I am."

She then said, "Excuse me, do you have any idea where the master of this palace is, but the palace on this map looks to be in the wrong location," She said pointing to the palace on the map.

Frieza looked at the map and smiled up to her sarcastically, "Yes I'm the master of the castle, and you are incredibly rude to be coming onto my planet without documentation!" Frieza yelled at her.

"Excuse me, but who do you think you are?" Serena said.

"I know who I am, the only question is who are you to come on my planet without documentation, its rude, its nasty and I am ten seconds away from…"

"From what?" Serena said taking her sunglasses off, glaring at Frieza.

Cui and Dodoria went from laughing, to gasping. They had seen plenty of Primal Changelings in their lives, but this one, she couldn't have been a more beautiful woman. Cui whistled at her, while Dodoria glared at Cui.

Cooler started blushing and covered his eyes, he already had enough trouble with women for one week and he did not want to really get into trouble this time with this girl. It's as if seeing how beautiful this petite Primal Changeling woman made him feel, almost guilty about raping Sunflower!

Frieza looked at her, she was stern, she was awesome, she was…enchanting! He got down on his knees and took her by the hand, "What is your name my dear," her asked enchanted by how attractive she was.

"I'm Serena, I was named after I was born on the night of the full Planet Primal moon," She said.

Frieza started blushing, "Forgive me for saying this, but you are a really pretty, no a really gorgeous creature! WOOF!" He then kissed her hand.

She was so angry and slapped him in the face, "Go away you are gross!" she yelled at him.

Everyone was shocked to see this, they knew she was dead meat now that she rejected Frieza, simply because he kissed her hand. "Wow I have no idea that you were so stubborn," Frieza said.

Cui started laughing, "Cui just shut up!" Frieza walked up to him and kicked him square in the face!

Serena was shocked by how brutally kicked in the face Cui was, just for laughing at Frieza's miserably failed advances.

"You apologize to him right now, he did not deserve to be kicked in the face like that." Serena said.

"I'm sorry Cui, wait, why did I just say that?" Frieza asked.

Dodoria started laughing and Serena looked at him, "You are Dodoria right?" she asked.

"How did you know my name?" He asked.

"Simple, I am a telepath," she said.

Serena ran over to Cui and helped him up, "I'm sorry that that had to happen," she thought to herself.

He started thinking telepathically too, "Thanks, you seem nice and I'm impressed that you are telepathic, just don't tell Frieza anymore, because being telepathic is illegal on this planet."

I guess nobody bothered to warn Serena that being telepathic on this planet was very illegal, but the thing is that she was telepathic and one day Zarbon too would be like her. Of course this stupid law had little to no merit as many aliens on this planet were telepathic and many of them were not. Nobody would have been stupid enough to tattle on oneself.

Anyways to make a long story short Cooler started laughing to himself because Frieza seemed to over-look the fact that Serena was telepathic and she was breaking the stupid law. She went up to Cooler and grabbed his palm, "What are you doing?" he asked.

"I am going to read your palm for you, for free." She said.

She started studying it, and she gasped at what she saw, "Dear me, it says you raped a woman, my species, and apparently she's pregnant with your child, which is a hybrid of a Primal Changeling and an Icejin Changeling." She said.

"What? I'm going to be a father again?" Cooler asked.

"Yes it's true, and you will met him as a young man and he will join forces with you." Serena said.

"She can tell all that by looking at Cooler's palm?" Dodoria asked.

As it turned out she was a soothsayer and Zarbon too would inherit her soothsaying abilities. For now though, everyone seemed to be more impressed with this girl instead of wanting to kill her or deport her.

"Are you a sorceress?" Cooler asked.

"Maybe, you will just have to see," Serena said smiling.

"Can we keep her, please?" Cui asked.

"Oh all right, but I can't promise that she will stay for very long," Frieza said. Perhaps he already thought about keeping her.

Frieza then said, "Dear heart, how would you like to be my henchwoman?"

"I would be delighted, how much are you offering?" Serena asked.

"What's the matter with you, you don't ask how much you are going to be paid!" Frieza said.

"Does it matter? Do you want me as a henchwoman or not?" Serena asked.

"Oh all right, you will be paid with what I pay you, no ands, ifs or buts!" Frieza yelled.

"Frieza, she's a girl!" Dodoria said.

"So what? I'm sure your mother was a girl too, and your ex-wives?" Frieza asked.

"Yes, yes they were," Dodoria said looking depressed.

They started walking back to the palace and Serena walked next to Cui, who seemed to have a better connection with her, and possible friendship than the rest of the bad of idiots. "Thanks again for helping me up, nobody has been that nice to me in a long time," Cui thought to himself.

"Thanks, what happened to your family? Do you have a family of your own?" Serena thought.

"They are dead, all dead." Cui thought.

Then before he knew it, Cooler pushed him out of the way and grabbed onto Serena's arm, "May I escort you?" He asked slyly smiling at her.

He was very attractive…for an Icejin Changeling, she smiled, "With pleasure, such a gentleman too." She said.

Frieza sighed, "Why does Cooler get all the girls," he said under his breath.

About a few weeks later after Serena got settled into her new apartment in the palace, she decided to go and explore on her own, she had not even remotely started her new job as Frieza's henchwoman yet. She went to the garden and smelled the roses and narcissists that were planted. Cooler snuck up behind her, he wanted to ask her a question.

"Hey Serena, can I ask you something?" he asked.

She turned around, "Yes what is it?"

Cooler then said, "It is really true that I impregnated the sex slave I raped?"

"Yes it's true, and the bad news is that she doesn't know it yet." Serena said smelling another rose.

"Don't tell Frieza I said this, but I think he's got a crush on you," Cooler said.

Serena burst out laughing, she looked at Cooler who was not laughing, and he looked serious. "Oh that's terrible! I won't say a word, but why do you say that." Serena said.

"I know my brother, he has never crushed on one of our sex slaves like this even," Cooler said.

"Sex slaves? That's gross," Serena said.

"For starters he told Dodoria, who told Cui, who told me. I also read his diary, and he wrote that he loved you the moment he first saw you," Cooler said.

"Oh no, no! I am not even sexually attracted to that miserable runt!" Serena said.

"That's fine, I don't care if you like him or not." Cooler said.

Cooler was not even the least bit interest in Serena as a lover anyways, although maybe he had a crush on her deep down inside, but he wasn't stupid enough to think it since he was around a mind reader. In fact, Serena had not seen Frieza for weeks, why hadn't he approached her? Was he intimidated by her? She was a rather intense and strong personality.

Cooler then said, "Wow, uhhhh I am…"

"No I am not interested in anyone here anyways," She said throwing the rose down and walking back into the palace.

"God damn it!" Cooler said at his failed attempt of romancing her and trying to gain her trust. Oh well, there were plenty of fish in the sea and this one reminded him of a sea urchin.

Later on in the later afternoon she came back because she saw that the plants and flowers in the garden needed to be watered. She took a water bottle and watered the flowers and plants, and she thought she telepathically picked up some giggling from someone else's mind. Was someone watching her from a far?

She looked up at the balcony where the sun was showing brightly as it went down. She saw that nobody was there, maybe she was going crazy? She went back to watching her flowers, and Frieza snuck another peak at her from behind a column on the balcony.

That night Serena had a nightmare that Frieza was trying to kiss her, and she was rescued by a handsome Primal Changeling man. Too many movies? Perhaps? Just then she woke up and felt someone or something's lips on her, she screamed and threw whatever it was off of her onto the floor, before she could turn the light on whatever it was, it was gone from the room.

The next day, she was dazed and confused and went into the cafeteria for breakfast. Cui was there, stood up and went over to her, "You don't look like you slept very well," he said.

"I did at first, but then something kissed me on the lips, I woke up and knocked it off my bed. Before I could see what it was, or who it was, it ran off. I stayed up the rest of the night watching to make sure it did not come back." Serena said.

"What did you dream about?" Cui said.

"It's silly, but I dreamed that Frieza kissed me, or he tried to I can't remember, but then some dashing handsome Primal Changeling man saved me from him!" Serena said.

"Wow, sometimes I dream of my family at night." Cui said.

"When did you lose your family?" Serena asked.

"It was a long time ago, about maybe in the year of 1890 or sometime around there. I was working at an accountant in the city on my home planet. I had a wife, two sons and lived on a farm. I wanted to make something of myself, but then when I got home one day, I found that my family was massacred and the whole village I lived in was destroyed." Cui said.

"Maybe one day you will be reunited with him in the afterlife." Serena said.

"I hope so, Frieza took me in and some of the other people of my species in, but he took in the smartest ones that were less likely to put up much of a fight against him. I still miss my wife and sons very much and that was more than fifty years ago." Cui said.

"Well hopefully one day they will catch the idiot who did this!" Serena said.

Cui looked at her like she was just the most stupid thing ever to walk in life. Had she not known what great evil Frieza was capable of? Did she not get that Cui was kidnapped with some other smart people of his own species after his family were murdered and his planet destroyed? Oh well, probably better that she just find out the hard way than not telling her the entire truth.

"So what made you think you would find work on this planet?" Cui asked.

"I just thought that…."

Cooler showed up with a tray of bagels on there, "Serena hi, what's going on?"

"Did you sneak into my room and kissed me last night on the lips?" Serena asked.

Cooler gave up on trying to romancing her when she told him she wasn't sexually nor romantically interested in anyone in this palace. Was this a pathetic attempt for her to hit on him?

"I beg your pardon?" Cooler asked.

"Someone snuck into Serena's room last night and tried to make-out with her in her sleep." Cui said.

"Wow I feel badly, no I take that back, almost badly for the person who tried to do that." Cooler said having a feeling that he knew who did this.

"I then attacked it and threw it off my bed." Serena said.

"Next time you need to lock your door when you go to bed," Cooler said.

"That's the thing though, I did lock it before I went to sleep.

"Wow I hope nobody does this to me when I'm asleep. Someone had access to the code." Cui said.

"Serena, how are you?" Frieza asked from behind.

She turned around and saw that his eye was black, "Hi, what happened to your eye?" she asked.

"Yah Frieza what happened?" Cooler asked in a mocking tone.

"Nothing dear, I have very low self- esteem and though I deserved to beat myself up." Frieza said, obviously this was a huge fat lie!

"Someone came into Serena's room last night and tried to kiss her on the lips," Cooler said smiling in a cunning kind of way.

"I'm going to go to the garden and water some more flowers, see you later!" Serena said walking away from the table.

"I got to go to, to brush my teeth," Cui said walking away.

"Frieza you snuck into Serena's room last night didn't you?" Cooler asked.

"No why?" Frieza asked.

"Frieza I'm not a dumbass I know you like her, a little too much!" Cooler said.

"Stop tormenting me Cooler!" Frieza said crossing his arms and turning around to walk away.

"Someone is in love with Serena!" Cooler said laughing.

Later that day Frieza was on the balcony again looking down at Serena in the afternoon sunset, how beautiful she looked, how exotic and graceful she was. Cui and Dodoria were in the room that led to the garden and Dodoria noticed that Frieza was looking at Serena. "Hey Cui why is Frieza gawking at Serena?"

"What do you mean?" Cui asked.

"I mean he's really gawking at her, he's smiling goofy and he's licking his lips." Dodoria said.

Cui went out into the garden and surely enough his advanced abilities somehow picked up Frieza licking his lips. Frieza was just peeking out from behind the columns on the balcony too. "Ewe, I see what you mean." Cui said.

"I haven't seen him this happy or acting this perverted in a long time," Dodoria said.

"I get the feeling that Frieza thinks he is in love with Serena, but it's unfortunate because she's not into him at all." Cui said.

Dodoria then said, "Maybe we should tell him the truth then,"

"No, we can't do that, he might kill us for disagreeing with him. Let him alone and see what happens, who knows maybe she will grow to love him?" Cui said.

"Oh don't be stupid, usually when a female isn't that sexually attracted to a male, then chances are slim that unless she goes to that male for sex and comfort, that she won't even love him." Dodoria said.

"Maybe you are right, but by the way, I heard that the Primal Changeling king of Planet Primal is coming in a couple of days." Cui said.

"Yes King Morphiess, he is so weird, loud and so obnoxious." Dodoria said.

"I think I would rather try to set her up with him than with someone she won't ever grow to love, because if what you say is true, there is no way in heck she will ever grow to love Frieza." Cui said.

"The man talks loud Cui and that would scare a normal woman off in a matter of minutes." Dodoria said.

"Maybe you are right, I will go and talk with Cooler later on about it to see what he thinks." Cui said.

"Cooler still does business with King Morphiess?" Dodoria asked.

"Oh my God yes, ever since Frieza poisoned Morphiess' older sister Flora, Morphiess signed many of treaties with King Morphiess protecting him from Frieza's rage. It also keeps planet Cyrillic safe, another planet that the Primal Changelings live on. Besides me knowing Serena, even if she has only been here for a month and a half, she will take one good look at Morphiess and it will be love at first sight." Cui said.

Cui then went up to Serena, "Say Serena, the King of Planet Primal is coming and I want to know if you know what he looks like?"

"No I don't think I do, I hear from many girls that he's really handsome," Serena said.

"You never got a good look at him?" Cui asked.

"No, why is this so relevant?" Serena asked.

"I wanted to know if you would like to meet him, he's not only an ally with Cooler, but he's also a friend of mine." Cui said.

"Ok sure, I would be delighted to meet him." Serena said.

"He's not married either, in fact I don't think he ever took a wife," Cui said.

"Really? Does he have any children?" Serena asked.

"Nope, not at all," Cui said.

"Oh Cui you are so great!" Serena said kissing him on the cheek and running into the building.

Cui walked back to the shade and had lipstick all over his face, Dodoria looked at his face, "What happened to you?" He asked.

"She kissed me," Cui fell down blushing.

"She sure dug you," Dodoria said.

"No, she was just happy is all." Cui said.

She ran to the throne room where Cooler was sitting down and Frieza was sitting down, both on their thrones, "Cooler, Cooler!"

"Yes may I help you?" Cooler asked.

"Yes I want to know when the King of Planet Primal is coming!" Serena asked.

"Of course, I have business to talk with him about." Cooler said.

"What? He's coming here? He's a complete embarrassment to my subjects, trust me I did a survey on this." Frieza said.

"Can I meet him?" Serena asked.

"Of course you can, I suggest you get up bright and early and you can meet him," Cooler said.

"Hooray, thanks Cooler!" She said then running off.

"That Morphiess, such a self-absorbed, vain and arrogant fool who loves to read those stupid Playboy magazines of extraterrestrials." Frieza said.

"He's still intelligent, when he feels like it," Cooler said.

"Stop trying to defend him, it's because of him and you that I can't go onto Planet Primal and destroy it like I want to!" Frieza said.

"You had that chance years ago, and you blew it." Cooler said.

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