25 THINGS YOU SHOULDN'T DO TO METAL SONIC

1)Don't replace his fuel carton with Pepsi

2)Don't ask him to give you a hug. His fingers are sharp

3)Don't laugh at him singing, "You've got no feelings, you've got no feelings!" cause robots can't feel.

4)Don't take him down to a gas station to show him the prices of gas

5)Laugh when you find him rusting in a street with his wallet empty

6)Don't reprogram him to say "THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!" every 30 seconds

7)Don't download all of Hannah Montanna's songs onto his hard-drive without telling him

8)Don't take him to the set of "I-Robot"

9)If you do, laugh while he repeatedly screams, "I DID NOT MURDER HIM!" after Will Smith accuses him of killing Sonic.

10)If you do, don't plant the kinfe you used onto him.

11)Don't give him to Chris Thorndyke as a birthday present

12)If you do, ignore Metal Sonic screaming, "RAPE! RAPE!!!"

13)Don't engage him, Mecha Sonic, Silver Sonic, and Pseudo-Sonic into an epic final battle

14)If he wins, disappoint him by bringing in Sonic to kick his ass.

15)Don't have him remodeld into a go-cart.

16)If you do, don't give it to Sonic to drive around in.

17)Don't make him read a yaoi story on this website between him and ShadowAndroid

18)Don't ask, "If you hate Sonic, then why are you exactly like him?"

19)If you do, laugh when his head explodes from the paradox.

20)Don't ask if he had 'secret affairs' with Amy during Sonic CD

21)Don't engage a conversation between him, and the anamatronic robots at "Chuck E. Cheese's"

22)Don't show him to a bunch of hippies who will most likely beat him for using gasoline

23)If you do, laugh while he shrieks in terror because the hippies are trying to pour vegtable oil in his ass. They couldn't find the fuel tank.

24)Don't introduce him to "Afro-Bot"

25)If you do, don't be suprised when you see him the next day, him asking, "Where the white women at?"

(And the Evil Doppleganger has just been OWNED! Who's next?! HAHAHAHAHA!!!)