I was working on something else, and then this came out.

Sung to the tune of "Let's Go To The Mall" from How I Met Your Mother, of course. You can find that on YouTube.


Let's go to LA, everybody!

Come on Centipede, come on HYDRA
Let's go to LA, you'll get your data
PIck up your encrypted hard drive
And your hacker lady friend
In LA, GPS is what it's all about

I haven't got my lanyard yet (That's OK!)
And you know how Fitzsimmons get (Whatever!)
I don't care, 'cause all my stubble's gonna be there

Let's go to LA today

chorus:
Everybody come and play
Throw every last badge away
Let's go to LA, today

Let's go to LA, everybody!

There's this girl I like
Met her at the diner
She's got eyes like puppies
And she was a data miner

I think I'll ask her out
Take her to her favorite spot
It'll be just her and me
(But don't forget the Deathlok)

Garrett says I'm too young to date (Lame!)
But baby, I don't want to wait (Let's do it!)
That's OK, he's gonna stop my heartbeat anyway
I'll suffocate till he gets his way

chorus

[RAPPED:]
I went to LA with my girl and my man
I had a whole day to work out my plan
She picked the spot, no time for dessert
She came here to hack, I came here to flirt

I turned around and who should I see
but Nick Fury's former eye candy
She said, "You lowlife, get out of the plane!"
But I had to leave, no time to explain
Hit it Mike, come on!

Let's go to Cuba, everybody!

Everybody come and play
Throw every last badge away
Let's go to Cuba today
Everybody loves Cuba!

Everybody come and play (Yeah!)
Throw every last badge away (I love my new hard drive!)
Let's go to Cuba today