Onece upon a time Kaladni was muscly in his mega hot uniform which shows all his muscles and is blue like the sky and everyone was distractde from there everyday lives by how his hair waved in the breeze like a really sexy field of grass. he was being a guard fro Dalinar who was also really sexy and how does anyone get anything done because like wow therese a lot of sexy in that rom. And Kaladin was talkin to Syl about bridges because he really things she's clever abut things like that wen ALL OF A SUDDENLY a man smashed through the window like a man smashing through a window! And there was sparkles of glass everywhere and they made rainbows go through the room really dramatically.
"Oh no Kaladin Stormblessed plaza save me!" said Dalinar because he can't defend himself any more because he is too noble.
"OKIE DOKIE" said Kaladin like a manly man which he is so there. And he went to go make the intruder say sorry and pay for the window and it was a VERY ATRACTIVE MAN?
"Hello friend I am called Kelsier and I am here to save u frm your tyrant overlords" said the man who had blonde hair LIKE WOW and mucles like MEGA WOW and a face like a hawk but it's a sexy hawk.
"But Dalinar is not a tyrant overlord he is a nice guy!" said Kaladin with his spear all ready to stab Mr. Kelsier who had jumped in through the window like a crazy person who wanted to kill his boss.
"What really?" said Keliser because this was UNPRECEDENT.
"Yes I am a nice guy" said Dalinar but nobody even noticed because Kelsier and Kaladin were gazing into each others eyes impressed by each others ferocity and loyalty and muscles.
"YEs really" said Kaladin all manly like a real man. and Kelsier was like WOW because Kaladin was like the muscliest person ever except for maybe himslef. they could arm wrestle
"When do yu get off duty" said Kelsier fascinate by this manly spearman man with his gruff man hair.
"Like right now" said Kaladin because he is a go getting employee. "do you want to get a drink and talk about our sad and mystery pasts?"
"heck yes I do" said Kelsier his eyes sparkling like starlight which only Mistborn can even see.
it was magical. the end.
