Hey everyone.. Well.. i was bored and it just came into my head so i wrote it down.. Thats xaNicole for the tweeking!(:
xaNicole: SlythindorPrincess, this one's all yours (: The idea was greaaat!
I walk into the Great Hall and I see a site that I prayed I would have never seen. My Ron, snogging with Lavender Whore Brown?
"RONALD BILIUS WEASLEY! How could you do this to me?"
He looked up, utterly in shock, and got as far away as possible from her.
"'Mione, really, it's not what you think!"
"Do not call me 'Mione... and It's not what I think? Ronald, you were sucking her face off like someone cast a suction charm on your mouth! And I am your current girlfriend!" I yelled like mad.
I could feel the many eyes watching me... even the professors were watching! Well, hell, I was making a bloody scene! I didn't give a hippogriff's beak who was watching us!
"What is happening over here?" asked Harry as he came in.
I turned to him and said, "Ronald thinks its okay for him to SNOG Lavender while I'M his girlfriend!"
Harry walked up to Ron, "Are you serious, mate? Did you actually snog that... that... man whore?"
Lavender scoffed "How dare you! I am not a whore!"
"Oh, shut up, why don't you!" I retorted, "You couldn't see yourself flailing like an eel latched onto my boyfriend like he was your only source of oxygen!"
"Hermione, please, let me explain..."Ron begged.
"Explain what, exactly, Ronald? And why would you need to? So I can forgive you and you can snog someone else behind my back?"
"Well, well, what do we have here..." a voice said behind me."Ah, Weaselbee and the Mudblood having a scene are we, eh?"
Oh, God… Malfoy.
"Shut up, Malfoy!" Ronald screamed, "Hermione, let me explain!"
"Explain it, Ronald! I dare you!" I was filled up with anger, "I want to know what the bloody Hell was going through your mind when you decided to suck face with that thing over there!"
"You're overreacting Hermione" Ron said innocently, "I wouldn't overreact like you… if you kissed some other guy. I'd let you explain."
"Really, Ronald?" I walked over to Malfoy, "Let's see then."
I grabbed his shirt and kissed him full on the mouth.
A minute later we broke apart.
"Hermione!"Ron said, "How could you? And with Malfoy?"
"Ronald, my dear... that was called REVENGE. Sweet, sweet, revenge." I grinned.
Malfoy got a hold of my waist and pulled me closer to him. I looked at him in the eyes and smiled.
"It's called 'love' Granger... Not revenge. And thanks for saving me the time to… never mind," he smirked and leaned down and kissed once more while Ron, Harry and all the rest watched, totally unashamed.
