A/N: Hey guys! Now that I finished Noobs of Noobcraft, onto my next story, except it'll be much longer than a fourshot. This is something that'll go on for a long time. It'll eventually end. But this will be something that'll be career-long or half of my fanfiction writing career. So anyway this will be much more serious than my other stories. Most of the time my stories like to follow the formula the show itself had and be all silly, funny, and such. And this story will have humor don't worry for the fans of my (Obviously) hilarious humor. This will be a long project, I might to have to hold it for other projects but I'll be working on this for a long time.
Main Summary: AU of the Series. Most things are the same, just the storyline is different and has a story ark rather than be episodic. Dib is a 12 year old obsessed with paranormal, always being labeled as a freak and a weirdo, who believed in anything. But one day Dib believed in another thing. Zim being an alien, which he was of course. The story starts off the day Zim enrolled into "The City Middle Skool."
Invader Derp Productions Persents:
"Zim the Alien"
Chapter 1: The Beginning
Dib's House
It was one fine morning. Dib was pouring himself some cereal as he smiled.
"What you smiling about you dork?" said a girl coming into the room.
"Gaz, I got accepted into the Swollen Eyeball Network!" Dib said.
Gaz lifted her eyebrow, "Hey stop eating all the cereal you pig." Gaz grabbed the cereal box from Dib's hand.
"Sorry got distracted, I'm just so excited, I have proof of a werewolf that I'm going to show off during my first meeting at the Swollen Eyeball Network. Agent Mothman, proving that werewolves do exist!" Dib said.
"I can prove something, that I can knock out all the teeth of a person at once when they don't shut up." Gaz said, obviously annoyed at Dib's "crazy," talk.
Skool
Dib walked into the his classroom, late, again.
"Dib that's the second time this month you've been tardy! If you get another tardy your going to be suspended." Said an old lady in the class.
"But Ms. Bitters-"
"Your butt is on your behind Dib, now get that butt and place it onto your desk." Ms. Bitters said, she then folded her hands behind her back, "So children we have a new, horrible student joining the classroom, his name according to this enrollment paper I was handed, is Zim."
Then this new, "kid," marched into the bedroom, he wore a pink shirt with stripes, had a metal backpack, a green head, completely unrealistic hair, eyes that completely looked unrealistic also, had no ears, and the rest of the things on his body I didn't describe were black, his gloves, black, his boots, black.
"Hello Earth specimen, my name, ZIIIIM! And we'll all go along just fine if you completely reject me, and ZIIIIM! Will think of you fine." Zim said.
"Wait wait wait! This kid isn't human, look at his head!" Dib yelled suddenly.
"Yeah what about it?" Zita asked.
"ITS GREEN! AND HAS NO EARS!" Dib said.
"Its uh... a skin condition! Yeah a skin condition!" Zim said trying to hide away the fact that he was truly an alien.
"And what about that metal backpack! No one in this class has a metal backpack!"
"I need it to survive, it contains my LIVING JUICE!" Zim said.
"Living juice!? LIVING JUICE!? There's no such thing!" Dib said, "And no one needs a backpack to survive!"
"Hey watch what you say around metal boy!" Brain said, a boy with a metal backpack walked up to Brain, Brain patted his back as he cried.
"And his dis-"
"Dib we've had enough of your foolish, crazy theories. So shut up!" Ms. Bitters said.
"You see! I've won foolish Earth specimen!" Zim said.
Skool Cafeteria
Dib was sitting with Gaz at their own table. Dib was talking about Zim while Gaz was playing on her Game Slave.
"So Gaz, there's this new 'kid,' his name is Zim, he has a horrible green, earless head. I know he's an alien I know it!" Dib ranted upon.
"Dib shhh. I'm trying to beat the- IT JUST KILLED ME!" Gaz then looked at Dib scary until he was running.
"I'll just sit alone." Gaz said.
Dib was over Zim's shoulder, noticing he wasn't eating the food.
"What are you doing over my shoulder you insane Earth worm!" Zim said.
"First I'm a human, second, how come your not eating your food." Dib asked.
"I uh, can eat the food." Zim slowly took a bite of it, once it touched his teeth he was spitting it everywhere. "THAT FOOD! ITS DISGUSTING!"
"More proof that your an alien Zim! You can't eat human made food!" Dib said.
"LIES! LIEES!" Zim said.
Dib shoved it up Zim's mouth, he was gagging and was on the floor twitching around.
"AAAAH! THE HUMAN FOOD! IT'S SLOWLY POISINING ME! AAAAAH!"
"I'll be there every step you try to destroy Earth Zim! I'll be your mortal enemy! MUHAHAHAHA-" Dib started violently coughing, "I should see someone about that."
"We'll see that Earth creature. Oh by the way a little, purple haired Earth worm is coming up to you."
Dib felt something tap his shoulder, he had a worried expression on his face, he turned his head around. Gaz. It was Gaz.
"I feel something wet around my underwear." Dib said.
Gaz looked down at Dib's pants. "You pee'd your pants."
"Oh, heh. Yeah better, uh, leave now." Dib then started running.
"And my revenge is finally complete." Gaz said.
Zim's Base
Zim entered the base. There he saw a tiny little robot with teal parts on his body.
"GIR!"
The little robot's teal parts turned red, he jumped over to Zim.
"Yes sir!" The robot said in a rough voice.
"GIR, there is this human that the other pathetic humans call Dib. This Dib appears to question my human, uh, how human I am, yeah... Anyway GIR I need to find a way to get rid of this human. Find human knowledge to get rid of this threat early and continue my mission." Zim said.
"Nah, I'LL WATCH THE CREEPY MONKEY SHOW!" GIR yelled out, suddenly with his teal parts back and a much more high pitched voice.
"That monkey... it's so... horrible." said Zim.
"Yeah I know." GIR said.
Zim just sighed with a face palm. He then marched into his lab, he was taken down by a tube, when he finally reached there, he started thinking up a plan.
