This is my first fanfiction so go soft on me, okay. I hope the characters don't seem OOC. I tried my best but please do tell how I can make it better. No flames. I thought this is humorous so if you don't think so then... I don't know what to say to you. On a side note, this is just a little story and Hidan is in the real world meaning our world. Don't ask why or how. Just bare with me here. It is just a small story so there won't be a second chapter. Disclaimer: I do not own Hidan or Slenderman... I don't even think Slenderman has an owner. O.o"
A pair of violet eyes looked around at his surroundings. He mumbled curses under his breath, annoyed that he is now lost. "Where the fuck am I?" He growled as he walked through an endless path of trees, trees and oh yeah… TREES! It was getting darker and darker by each minute that passed. He felt that he is being watched so he kept his guard up.
"Damn that old bastard for ditching me in this fucking forest." Mumbled the Jashinist. He eventually stopped for a rest. He has walked for hours and it felt like he's been walking in circles. Soon his eyes felt heavy and he fell into a bit of sleep.
He awoke to darkness. He adjusted his eyes to the scenario and soon a bit anger filled him as he smashed his fist in a tree. "Great, just fucking great. Now it's dark." He growled out. He started to walk again to who knows where. His cloak flowed with the gentle breeze that leads the night.
He got annoyed with the fact that the person who was watching him, was near by. "Why the fuck you keep following me?!" He yelled as he turned to see an extremely tall man in a business suit with no facial. He had no eyes, mouth, nose or hair. "Who the fuck are you?!" Asked the silver-haired man.
The man just stood there. The silver-haired man as known as Hidan took a step forward. "What the fuck is wrong with your face! You got no damn eyes, nose, or a fucking mouth! You make Zetsu look fucking normal!" He laughed a bit.
The man as we all know, Slenderman, took a step forward. He was a distance from Hidan. Soon tentacles spread from his back and wrapped around Hidan. "What the fuck! I swear if you don't fucking let me go, I won't spear your fucking life!"
The tentacles pushed Hidan back, making him be impaled by the tree branches, behind him. "AH. That fucking hurts. Really," Said Hidan with sarcasm. "Do you actually think fucking doing this to me, will kill me? You're fucking stupid! I'll sacrifice your ass to Jashin… Yeah… You'll be a great sacrifice."
Slenderman tilt his head a bit then took him off the branches, And impaled him back on them again. "Are you fucking stupid? I can't die fucker! You're more stupid than fucking Tobi." Hidan grabbed his scythe from his back and swing it at Slenderman. Slender man disappeared. "Fucking bitch! If you come back, I'll fucking kill you… You know what, I'll find you and kill you myself!"
Hidan pushed off from the branches and continued to walk like it's no big deal. Blood on his cloak but it wasn't new to him. And so there, Hidan walked knowing he is being watched. "This fucking world is weird." He mumbled knowing when he finds Kakuzu; he would beat the shit out of him for ditching him.
The End!
