Once again, a quite aggressive Plot Bunny has hoped into my humble abode, and forced me to write this… ahem… crossover, of sorts. Rest assured I will get caught up with my story reviews and other stuff (at least I hope so).

Disclaimer: As usual, I do not own any of the characters involved in this story. I just like to place them in these weird sitches…

Chapter 1

After Drakken and Shego accepted the award from GJ for saving the world, you would think that the two would have "Turned over a new leaf"… or something like that. Well, some people thought that was the case, and one of them was none other than Teen Hero Kim Possible. Until just a few minutes ago.

Drakken had concocted a brilliant plan. So brilliant in fact, that Shego was actually a bit surprised by what he had come up with. "Lull everyone into a sense of security now that we've 'saved the world', and that we are no longer a threat. Then we will strike with ruthless ferocity!" Those were Drakken's exact words.

Now if you're wondering how a plan like this could go wrong for our erstwhile villain? Well… then you don't know Dr. Drakken.

…x x x x…

"You see Shego, it's quite simple." The blue villain said as he started to explain his 'somewhat' easy plan to his sidekick. "Lure Kim Possible here under the ruse that we are still on the side of good, and then 'WHAM', we take her out. Take her down. Knock her for a loop. Finish the job. Cash her…"

Shego's black gloved fingers pinched his blue lips closed. "I get it Dr. D. You don't need to elaborate anymore. OK?" After releasing her employer/partner's lips, Drakken rubbed his forearm cross his face trying to hide his embarrassment.

"I just can't believe how easy it was for you to steal the Pan Dimensional Vortex Inducer again. I mean… how many times have we taken the darned thing now Shego? Three? Four?"

"I'm just surprised that Kim Possible didn't mention that she knew we had taken it when we invited her over tonight for a 'Discussion' on our future plans with…" Shego opened her mouth and pointed a finger towards her tonsils making a gagging noise before continuing. "Global Justice."

"She's just too trusting Shego." Drakken said matter-of-factly, and the green woman nodded in agreement.

The sound of a quite loud doorbell sounded, interrupting their conversation and Drakken went to the door, first looking through the peep-hole to see who was there. "Ahh… she has arrived Shego. Is the PDVI set up as I instructed?"

The green villainess rolled her eyes. "Yes Dr. D., it is. I just don't think this plan is going to work. Things just ever seem to go the way you want them too. I'm starting to wonder if you've had some sort of 'Bad Luck' spell put on you, or something like that."

"nnrrrgghhh… Enough with your sass Shego", Drakken hissed, and opened the door letting Kim enter.

The two villains were expecting the blond headed buffoon to come in right behind her, but it was someone that they didn't quite recognize. The young man had slicked down black hair, and he had a slightly oriental look to his features. He also wore the trademark jumpsuit that all GJ agents wore.

"No sidekick today Kimmie?" Shego said with a tiny smirk on her face. "You haven't found a new BF already, have you?"

"I would never wish to be associated with the ama… Kim Possible… in that manner." The man said. "My name is Will Du, Number One Agent from Global Justice. I am here to take notes on how best to integrate the two of you into our Legal System."

Shego looked at Kim askance, wondering why she had this 'Poindexter' tagging along with her instead of her usual blond boy toy.

"Ron's laid up with a sore thigh muscle. He took a bad hit from me while we were sparring the other day. In essence, he should have zigged instead of zagged." Kim had a light blush on her cheeks while explaining all of this to Drakken and Shego, who of course picked up on the blush.

"Sparring, huh? Is that what kids are calling it nowadays?" The green villainess grinned as she saw Kim's cheeks flare a little brighter at her playful ribbing.

"Won't the two of you please sit down and we can discuss our… integration into the systems of… GJ." As Drakken said the letters representing the global agency, one eye twitched almost imperceptibly.

The blue man led Kim and Will to a small couch that sat opposite an old console-type TV, and in between them and the TV was a small oval coffee table. Shego had moved herself over next to the TV and placed a hand on the wooden cabinet while Dr. Drakken had stepped behind the couch.

"Would either of you like something to drink before we start?" Drakken asked. "Coffee, soda, or maybe a soothing glass of cold cocoa moo?"

"No, Thank you." Kim replied. "We're OK." Will had started to say that he wanted something but Kim placed an expertly aimed elbow in his side, silencing the GJ agent.

"Fine fine…" Was the blue man's response. "You'll just go to the next dimension on an empty stomach!"

At the end of his small rant, Drakken raised and pointed the remote with a flourish at the TV, and just as he pressed the button Shego yelled out "Drakken NO! You're in the way of the…"

A sickly yellowish green beam shot out of the large screen of the TV and scanned them twice from head to toe. Each person seemed to flicker for a second, and then the beam shut off, leaving three disheveled looking individuals with surprised looks on their faces.

"Beam…" Shego finished with a look of shock on her face. "Are… are you OK, Dr. D.?" The green woman asked quietly.

"Umm… I.. I think so Shego. Why? What happened?" He then looked down at the couch. "Did it work? Did my beam work?"

"Beam?" Kim said, and then her demeanor seemed to suddenly change completely. "BEAM? Drakken! What did you do to me?" Immediately Kim leaped up on the cushions of the couch and grabbed the blue doctor by the lapel of his jacket, literally lifting him off the floor.

"So help me you BLUE BUFFOON, if you messed up my DNA in any manner shape or form, I'll kill you MYSELF! Du!" She yelled, dropped Drakken to the floor and then grabbed the GJ Agent by his shoulder, pulling him up and dragging him towards the door. "We're out of here! I should have known these two goody-two-shoes weren't going to join us… So be it! "

Kim whirled around just before she was about to open the door and pulled out of her hip bag the grapple gun. She pointed it at the TV and yelled, "Here's what I think of your technology!"

She pulled the trigger, releasing the hook, which shot out and struck the wooden console of the TV on its corner, doing nothing more than cracking the case. A look of anger crossed her features that Shego had never seen before, even when they had been fighting. "What the… WHERE IS MY ENERGY WEAPON!"

Kim whirled back around to the door, and her right fist started to glow with a blue plasma before she struck the 3 inch thick steel reinforced door, blasting it off the hinges. Before her and Will Du stepped out of the lair, Kim turned back around and said with a sneer, "I hope the two of you have you're Life Insurance policies up to date." With that said, Kim Possible and Will Du walked out of the lair, leaving both Shego and Drakken inside, with their mouths hanging open in shock.

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"OK Dr. D…" Shego said as she sat upon the damaged TV set, looking and Drakken, who was now sitting on the couch. "Tell me again just what the heck that was supposed to do to them? It surely wasn't supposed to turn Kimmie evil, was it? 'cuz if it was, I'm just a little bit scared right now."

"T… turn her… evil?" The blue villain said with almost a look of fear in his own eyes. "It… she… she was already evil Shego! I was just trying to make her… good! Don't you see? I was trying to change her and her lackey Du there to the side of good!"

Shego had a look of confusion on her face, and then looked down at the old TV. "What did you put inside this thing anyway?" She hopped off the wooden console, and ripped the backside off, looking inside. "All I see in here is the PDVI and a few… vacuum… tubes." She pulled one of the tubes out and held it in her hand while she stood and glared at her employer.

"Drakken! Is this what I think it is? A part of the Attitudinator Helmet? Who knows what this thing did to Kimmie and agent Du-duh! Especially hooked up to the PDVI!" Shego stood there fuming for a bit trying to catch her breath, and Drakken just sat there with head hung low, as if he was being scolded by his mother. "Now I saw all three of you flicker for a moment before things went to just this side of weird. What does that mean?"

"I…" Drakken started to say and cringed as Shego continued to stare him down.

"Wait a minute…" Shego said as she took a step back from the cowering doctor. "Y… you're not my Dr. D., are you?" An idea suddenly came to her and Shego asked Dr. Drakken a seemingly simple question.

"Dr. D… Who's trying to take over the world, right here… right now?"

Drakken slowly looked up at Shego with what appeared to be fear in his eyes. "K… Kim Possible is. Don't you know that?"

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Will Du stormed into the GJ Base with a look of bewilderment on his face, but he was also carrying just a little bit of attitude. Just as he approached the front guard, the guard stood and tried to stop him. "Excuse me, Mr. Du Sir? You're supposed to check in. It's part of protoco…"

"Damn Protocol! I don't need to follow these senseless rules!" Will pushed the man out of the way, and proceeded to walk through the entrance.

The GJ guard grabbed hold of Will's elbow in order to stop him and follow procedures. What happened next was a blur. Will whirled around and slammed the heel of his hand into the guards jaw, snapping his head back, causing him to stumble back into the desk. Will then raised his arm with the Stun Watch, and pressed a button, shooting the small cable out, attaching itself to the man's chest. A jolt of electricity ran through the man, knocking him unconscious.

"Insubordinate little…" Will started to say and turned around to continue walking into the building. Just as he turned, his eyes went wide at the next person he saw. It was none other than Dr. Elizabeth Director.

"Betty?" He first said with almost a hint of emotion behind his words, and then just as quickly his facial expression turned to one of fear. "But… but you're… you're… supposed to be dead!"

"Dead?" Betty Director said, her one eye widening in surprise. "Will, what are you talking about?"

"But I… I used the Tant… err… I saw you disappear! You're supposed to be gone! YOU SHOULDN'T BE HERE! I AM THE GJ DIRECTOR!" Immediately Will ran at the woman, who tried to bring up her guard, but didn't do so in enough time to strike Will and stop him. Instead, Will shoved her backwards into a wall, where she hit with an audible smack. She wasn't hurt, per se, but she had a combined look of both fear and confusion as she watched her Number One Agent running down the hall.

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Kim Possible arrived at her house not quite as angry as she had been before, but she was still quite perturbed. She slammed the door of the Sloth hard, rocking the vehicle enough that it raised up on two wheels for a second.

She opened the front door, and entered into what looked like en empty house. First she went to the kitchen and poured herself a glass of soda, and leaned against the counter with a hand on her forehead. "I'm hungry. Tuna Casserole." She said to herself and proceeded to pull different items from the shelves and refrigerator.

After about 5 minutes of preparing the food, she was at the point that the noodles were boiling, and she was adding some seasoning to the mixture of tuna and cream of mushroom soup. While shaking the Garlic Pepper into the mix, Kim heard a shuffle behind her. Immediately she whirled around, whipping a fork at whoever was behind her.

Ron let out a yelp as the fork struck the wall next to his head. He was hunched over to one side a little as he was holding an ice bag on his sore thigh. If he wasn't in that position, the fork would have easily buried itself into his eyeball.

'What's up Kim? What's your damage? And why… I mean how… I mean, why are you…cooking?" Immediately his senses were put on alert.

Kim immediately looked apologetic. "Oh Ronnie! I'm sorry!" She walked over to him and placed her hands on his cheeks, and kissed him square on the mouth. I guess I'm a little… jumpy after that meeting with Drakken and Shego."

"Did it… not go as you planned?" Ron asked, noticing that Kim had now sidled up closer to him and was pressing herself into his body, all while playing with one of his ears.

"Oh… let's just say that the two of them… created their own destiny." She then flicked out her tongue onto Ron's ear, which made his entire body go rigid. "Let's not talk about business now, OK? I'm feeling a little… rambunctious." Kim accentuated her last word with a grin, and moved one hand down to below Ron's belt, where she gave a little squeeze, which elicited a squeak from her paramour.

As Kim Possible pushed a dazed and confused Ron Stoppable out of the kitchen towards a decidedly different room of the house, neither of them noticed the pot of noodles was boiling over on the stove.

To be continued…


So let's see who can guess what episode of a famous 60's TV show this story is going to be loosely based on. I'm sure it will be an easy one to figure out… (The title itself is a hint)