Zim looked into Dib's beautiful eyes deeply. "I..."

Dib cut him off by rubbing Zim's antenna. Zim blushed heavily.

"Dibby...st..."

Did ignored Zim's request. "I love you Zim."

Zim began to lean in for a kiss when...

Tak and Ava walked in.

"Guess the fangirls demanded ZaDr?" Tak giggled. Ava giggled as well as her hair brushed against her shoulders. This turned Dib on.

"God dam it Tak!" One of the fangirls squealed. "Zim and Dib were about to get SEXY!"

Zim tapped on her shoulder. "10000 bucks you owe me correct?" The fangirl dug in her pocket and pulled out the cash. Zim snatched it. "I AM ZIM AND I AM NOT GAY!" He ran over to Tak, leaned her over and kissed her as hard as he could. He pulled her away from the set and she was just as exited.

Dib wiped his mouth. "I can't believe I almost kissed...HIM! Oh well at least I get something from this..."

The fangirl handed him his 1000 dollars.

Dib ran over to Ava and picked her up bridal style. Poor Ava just had a confused look on her face. He ran all the way to his house (while carrying this poor girl) went up to his room and locked the door. He set her down on his bed gently.

"I'm sorry but I need to do SOMETHING with you right now. I'm feeling like REALLY gay!"

Ava smiled deviously. "Get undressed."

(A/N: ANTI ZADR YAY! Anyways, Ava is just a fan character, obviously Dib's girlfriend. Plz don't hate!)