Title: Harry's Letters
A/N: This is sort of my second FanFiction but I didn't finish my first. Im sorry if it sucks but I think this is pretty decent.
Disclaimer: I own nothing or earn anything related to Harry Potter!
Here are some letters from Harry's friends to Harry and his responses. These letters might get confusing because there are many people writing about different topics at once.
Dear Harry,
Yo bitch, what be happenin? Umm.I got a problem and I wondered if you can help me. I need some money to pay back for the car we wrecked. Umm. Write back.
Ron
Dear Ron,
No! We wrecked? I didn't wreck anything loser! Get money yourself. What do you think I am? An ATM machine? I don't just go around giving away money! I don't care if your family is poor. You gay loser, what has been going through your mind? Too bad for you if you need money!
- Harry
Dear Harry,
Ummm.. what's an ATM machine? Please, just a little bit of money? Just a few hundred galleons, maybe? O yea, by the way, I'm not gay. I go out with Hermione. But maybe you are gay, I saw you checking out Draco and Snape's ass just before we left last year.
Ron
Dear Harry,
Hey! How's your vacation going? I was just pondering because last year I saw you checking my ass out before we left school. So, I was wondering if you wanna go out sometime. Just for dinner maybe? O yea, just don't tell Snape or anybody else for that matter. Maybe, you didn't notice but I go out with Snape, but I'm cheating on him with your sexy self.
Draco
Dear Draco,
Sure I'll go out with you! As long as no one knows. How about we meet at the Leaky Cauldron before we but our school supplies? Write back! I love you!
Harry
Dear Ron,
Hermione? You go out with Hermione? But I thought she went out with Crabbe? I can't belive you go out with Hermione. Also, NOOOOOOOO!!!! I will not give you one hundred galleons? Are you fucking retarded? I will not give you any money!!!!! And just for the record, I am GAY!!!!!
Harry
Dear Harry,
Ok, we'll meet at the Leaky Cauldron the day before we go to school. See you there! I love you too!
Draco
Dear Harry,
How's your summer been going? I'm on a trip to America! It's so pretty! Well, Ron told me about your letters to him! Im sorry I didn't tell you and me and Ron! I wanted to keep it a secret! Also, please give him money he needs it!!!!!!!!!!!
Hermione
Dear Harry,
How dare you steal Draco! He's my man! Lay off of him you filthy whore! Find your own man! Draco is MINE! Mine I tell you! MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Professor Snape
Dear Hermione,
No! I will not give Ron any money. What's with you people and my money?! It's my money and I'm not sharing it! My money! Do you hear me? MY MONEY!!!
Harry
Dear Snape,
Draco is my man! I have his heart! He loves me so much more than you! Back off silly ho! Back off! He's mine and I don't care what you say! How'd you find out about our affair anyway?!
Harry
Dear Harry,
Fine! Be a selfish bitch. See if I care! If you don't want to share you can kiss my Muggle-born ass! Kiss MY Ass! You are a selfish ho!
Hermione
Dear Harry,
Find I'll just settle for Lucius. Draco was my man though!!!!!!! By the way, I found this out from Lucus himself!
Snape
Dear Everyone,
Fuck you all!!!!!!! All you want is either my money or my man! Lay off everyone! Your all gay! GAY! GAY! All of you except Draco! I love you Draco!
Harry
The End!
A/N: This is sort of my second FanFiction but I didn't finish my first. Im sorry if it sucks but I think this is pretty decent.
Disclaimer: I own nothing or earn anything related to Harry Potter!
Here are some letters from Harry's friends to Harry and his responses. These letters might get confusing because there are many people writing about different topics at once.
Dear Harry,
Yo bitch, what be happenin? Umm.I got a problem and I wondered if you can help me. I need some money to pay back for the car we wrecked. Umm. Write back.
Ron
Dear Ron,
No! We wrecked? I didn't wreck anything loser! Get money yourself. What do you think I am? An ATM machine? I don't just go around giving away money! I don't care if your family is poor. You gay loser, what has been going through your mind? Too bad for you if you need money!
- Harry
Dear Harry,
Ummm.. what's an ATM machine? Please, just a little bit of money? Just a few hundred galleons, maybe? O yea, by the way, I'm not gay. I go out with Hermione. But maybe you are gay, I saw you checking out Draco and Snape's ass just before we left last year.
Ron
Dear Harry,
Hey! How's your vacation going? I was just pondering because last year I saw you checking my ass out before we left school. So, I was wondering if you wanna go out sometime. Just for dinner maybe? O yea, just don't tell Snape or anybody else for that matter. Maybe, you didn't notice but I go out with Snape, but I'm cheating on him with your sexy self.
Draco
Dear Draco,
Sure I'll go out with you! As long as no one knows. How about we meet at the Leaky Cauldron before we but our school supplies? Write back! I love you!
Harry
Dear Ron,
Hermione? You go out with Hermione? But I thought she went out with Crabbe? I can't belive you go out with Hermione. Also, NOOOOOOOO!!!! I will not give you one hundred galleons? Are you fucking retarded? I will not give you any money!!!!! And just for the record, I am GAY!!!!!
Harry
Dear Harry,
Ok, we'll meet at the Leaky Cauldron the day before we go to school. See you there! I love you too!
Draco
Dear Harry,
How's your summer been going? I'm on a trip to America! It's so pretty! Well, Ron told me about your letters to him! Im sorry I didn't tell you and me and Ron! I wanted to keep it a secret! Also, please give him money he needs it!!!!!!!!!!!
Hermione
Dear Harry,
How dare you steal Draco! He's my man! Lay off of him you filthy whore! Find your own man! Draco is MINE! Mine I tell you! MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Professor Snape
Dear Hermione,
No! I will not give Ron any money. What's with you people and my money?! It's my money and I'm not sharing it! My money! Do you hear me? MY MONEY!!!
Harry
Dear Snape,
Draco is my man! I have his heart! He loves me so much more than you! Back off silly ho! Back off! He's mine and I don't care what you say! How'd you find out about our affair anyway?!
Harry
Dear Harry,
Fine! Be a selfish bitch. See if I care! If you don't want to share you can kiss my Muggle-born ass! Kiss MY Ass! You are a selfish ho!
Hermione
Dear Harry,
Find I'll just settle for Lucius. Draco was my man though!!!!!!! By the way, I found this out from Lucus himself!
Snape
Dear Everyone,
Fuck you all!!!!!!! All you want is either my money or my man! Lay off everyone! Your all gay! GAY! GAY! All of you except Draco! I love you Draco!
Harry
The End!
