HELLLOOOOO people. I'm bored out of my fucking mind, so I decided to do this.
To put it simply, it's a guide to many FAQ and non-canon questions in the Kingdom Hearts universe.
I got the inspiration because as I beat KH2 for the bajillionth (24th) time, I still noticed ALOT of things unexplained...
Right.
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Now, let's talk about chapter material.
Each chapter will have one or more of the following:
Theorems
*These are non-canon (or canon if I'm feeling lazy) theories about shit that happens in the KH universe. Granted, they can be wrong, but who the fuck cares? IT"S A FANFICTION DAMMIT!
2. Answers
*These are answers to many of the questions some people ask about stuff that happens\ happened. Questions can also be submitted through reviews!
3. Opinions
* Just my more 'poetical' way of saying 'rants on things\pairings in KH series that don't make sense'
4. Trivia
* Fun things to know about the characters in KH. And before anybody asks, yes, they are all from wiki ^^
5. Walkthrough and Strategies
* For some really hard to beat bosses. These will come out sparingly though! Some parts are from wiki, but not all of them..
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The first thing I'm going to be covering is theorem\answer thingy.
Why? Because it is a non-canon theory to a question.
Q: We know Roxas was born at Twilight Town, but where were the other nobodies born from?
A: Well, this is an interesting question. From the events of KH1, Sora was oblivious to the existence of Twilight Town. Thus, we can conclude it has NOTHING to do with memories. The next thing is the fact that Twilight Town sits in the middle of the Planes of Light and Darkness. We also know from Mansex that neither Light nor Darkness accepts their presence. Now combine those two. GetwhatImean? No? Okay then. Ignoring all parent\ sibling\ relatives\ friends\ popularity\ hunger\ weight\ idiocity\ factors, imagine if you invited your best friend to your house to eat pizza for lunch. You'd probably share it in half. Amrite?
SELFISH YOU: Fuck no!
... Okay. Anyway, here it's the same theory. Light pushes with the same force, Darkness pushes with the same force, so they end up in Twilight town a.k.a the middle.
PS: Some people and wiki say that it can be any world in the Realm of In-Between. I don't know. [sighs]
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Annndddd now... It's time for the dreaded RokuNami rant! YAY!
And a 1, a 2, a 1234!
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I don't hate RokuNami. I really don't. In fact, I know a few good RokuNami fics. But what really bugs me is when people go "RokuNami is canon!"
I mean, SERIOUSLY? Akuroku is even more canon than RokuNami. At least Axel and Roxas have been together for 300 days + . Now let's look at Namine and Roxas' history with each other:
KH2: The struggle, The old mansion (twice) , the scene before fighting dragon Xemnas, and Soar smiling at Kairi scene
Yes, 5 TIMES. ONLY. Don't believe me? Start a new game and see!
And now, cue the RokuNami fans:
RN Fans: LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT BITCH!
OH WHAT THE FUCK. Seriously?
You know,if the term 'love at first sight' was taken, like, LITERALLY, that would mean Roxas only likes her for her looks!
RN Fans: ... He loves her! You can see it in his eyes! YOU ARE DEN-
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WHICH SCENE! TELL ME! WHICH SCENE!
RN Fans: YOU CANNOT DENY TRUE LOVE!
The RokuNami fans then run away, dropping hundreds of RokuNami fanart on me.
[rant]
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Trivia Time!
- The sum of all the letters in the names Sora, Riku, and Kairi is thirteen. The same is true for Roxas, Axel, and Xion (Gasp!)
- While Square-Enix wanted Mickey Mouse as the main character of the series, Disney instead wanted Donald as the star. Sora was created as the main character because Tetsuya Nomura didn't like either option. ( ROFLMAO. Imagine controlling Donald around.)
- After Scar becomes a Heartless, instead of turning into a common Heartless, he retains his form. He also doesn't release a heart or disappear into Darkness after being defeated.
- Mickey, Donald, Goofy, Hercules and Phil are the only Disney characters to be in every game in the series.
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That's all for todays chapter! Please review! You can use a review to:
1. Submit a question
2. Submit your opinion on my guide
3. Submit something for me to rant about
4. Submit requests for strategies on bosses. (Gummi bosses as well)
Reviews will make my day!
Signing off-
Roku~
