Ladies and Gentleman here it is, the Sequel to: "When Inventions Go Wrong!" This story will not only have ZAGR, but DATR will also be a major part of the story. So far, this story is Rated T. Enjoy.
Eighteen year old Dib Membrane was sitting in his room, examining the stars up in the pitch black night sky with a new telescope that his dad had gotten him for his birthday.
It was probably one of the best presents he had ever received, and he spent long hours in his bedroom with it, studying a sample of what he believed was Extra Terrestrial bacteria during the day, and the constellations at night.
It was currently about 11:00 P.M Friday night, and Dib's eyes caught sight of what he thought looked like a distant falling star. Just before he could examine it further however, he received a loud knock on his door; although the person who had knocked decided to barge into his room anyway.
It was none other then his sister Gaz.
"What do you want Gaz? I'm kind of in the middle of something." Dib remarked emotionlessly, his eyes never leaving the lenses of his telescope.
"You've been sitting in your room all day ever since you got that stupid new telescope that Dad bought you, why don't you go outside and have an actual life, weirdo" Gaz said coldly.
Dib pulled his eyes away from his beloved treasure to face his sibling, but he was unfazed by her words.
"Weirdo?" He scoffed, "I'm not the one who had sex with an alien." Dib shot back dryly. The purple haired girl's eye twitched angrily and she growled. The paranormal reject then immediately regretted his words. A split second later Gaz brought her fist down hard onto Dib's neck, leaving a mark that would eventually turn into a bruise.
The black haired male groaned in pain and Gaz shot him a "serves you right" look before exiting his room and slamming his bedroom door shut.
"Women." He muttered under his breath hotly.
Gaz had been dating the egotistical Irken Invader known as Zim for the past two months now.
Every time Dib thought about it, it made his insides crawl.
Especially due to the fact that sometimes late at night when his father was asleep, he would hear Gaz moaning and screaming in ecstasy, as well as bed springs creaking, and the sound of his sworn nemesis giggling maniacally.
That made him practically throw up, and he would have to stuff his ears with cotton balls in order to get some sleep.
When he confronted Gaz about it, she would always say: "You're hearing things; no one was in my room last night." But he knew better. Dib knew she was getting fucked by Zim, and he also knew that she was aware of the fact that he knew. She denies it just to fuck with her brother.
The only reason Professor Membrane never hears it, is because he works so hard at his laboratory twenty- four seven, that as soon as his head hits the pillow, he's out like a light for the rest of the night. A bullhorn wouldn't wake him up.
Dib definitely hated his life.
His sister was screwing his arch enemy, his Father never acknowledged his existence, and his Mother…
Come to think of it he never even remembered his Mother, neither did Gaz. Each time he brought it up to his Father, he would become enraged, and Dib would usually flee to his room.
His Dad was very mysterious, and in a lot of ways that wasn't a good thing.
Dib continued to gaze through his telescope, while he studied the supposedly alien bacteria that he was considering sending into the Swollen Eyeball when he began to doze off.
Within about a minute, the boy with the glasses drifted off into a peaceful sleep.
About two hours later, Dib was awakened by the sound of a loud thud on the other side of his wall, which was Gaz's room. Dib get out of his chair and put his ear gently against the wall, listening.
"Shutup, or else my idiotic brother will hear us." He heard his sister say.
"Isn't it past Dib monkey's bedtime anyway?" Zim's voice responded.
Dib clenched his fists furiously and it took every ounce of his will power not to scream at the top of his lungs.
He pulled away from the wall and his face was red and flustered with rage.
That green bastard.
Why the hell was he even still on Earth anyway? Dib wasn't even worried about the Invader anymore, he knew Zim could never take over the planet; he couldn't even conquer Greenland if he wanted to.
Dib didn't want to listen anymore, he was afraid he would hear the noises of Zim and Gaz's love making if he listened to long.
Suddenly, another loud crash was heard, only this time it didn't come from Gaz's room, it came from downstairs.
Was it an Earthquake? Dib panicked and flew over to his telescope. The sight that he saw through it absolutely horrified him, there was a huge flaming meteor heading right towards the house.
In Gaz's room, the violet haired female was only in her bra and panties, her shirt and pants thrown messily across her bed.
Her alien boyfriend had his shirt removed and she was running her hands all over his masculine green chest. Zim however, used his long snake like tongue to lick up and down the creamy skin of Gaz's neck.
Gaz sighed softly in response and gazed into Zim's ruby eyes.
"That's enough Zim, kiss me. Now. And I want tongue." The teenaged girl proclaimed in a very commanding tone.
The Irken Elite was nothing but eager to please his Goddess as he leaned into her slowly and pressed his lips against hers, sliding his tongue into her mouth. The long muscle wrapped itself around Gaz's wet, horny tongue and began stroking it sensually. Gaz moaned approvingly into Zim's mouth and allowed her own tongue to invade the alien's wet cavern.
Once the French kiss was broken, Gaz was just about to order her boyfriend to suck her tits when she heard the loud shouts of her brother.
"DAD! GAZ! THERE'S A METEOR ABOUT TO HIT THE HOUSE! WE HAVE TO TAKE COVER!" He shouted wildly.
Gaz looked like she wanted to murder Dib for being interrupted during such a pleasurable moment.
"I'm gonna kill that boy." Gaz hissed threateningly under her breath. She gave Zim a signal with her hand and the Irken put his shirt back on and quietly slipped out of her window, not leaving but latching onto the side of the house.
The teen slipped her shirt and pants back on and exited her room as she shut the door behind her and walked into the hallway.
"Dib, just what the FUCK do you think you're doing?" Gaz snarled as she caught sight of her brother. Dib flew at her and grasped onto her shoulders tightly, panting.
"Gaz! There's a meteor headed straight towards us, tell Dad, we need to get to the basement!"
"What meteor?" Gaz shouted in annoyance.
Just then an Earth shattering crash was heard in the backyard. In response, Dib ran outside with Gaz following behind him slowly. The spiky haired male ran across the grass to observe the meteor that had crashed, which wasn't quite as large as he thought.
His female sibling walked up beside him and had to hold in a chuckle.
"That's your big scary meteor? It's not even that big, hell; I think it's smaller than a car." Gaz remarked, a huge smug grin now coming over her face.
Dib grumbled in irritation until it suddenly became clear that it wasn't a meteor at all, but an alien space craft covered in rubble. Dib stepped back cautiously a few feet but Gaz remained in her spot, acting as if this was a normal occurrence.
The top half of the ship ejected and out stepped none other then the evil female Irken herself, Tak. Her purple eyes were glowing menacingly in the moonlight.
As soon as her eyes settled on the pair of humans however, she face palmed and let out a very annoyed sigh.
"Out of all the millions of lawns I could have landed on in this shithole of a planet, I had to land on this one, just great." She stated angrily in her British like accent, her eyes narrowing and fists shaking in fury.
"Relax princess; you're not welcome here anyway." Gaz remarked dryly as she crossed her arms over her chest crossly.
"Yeah, I won't let the planet Earth be taken over by alien scum like you!" Dib shouted crazily while throwing his hands up in the air, so overdramatically it made Gaz wonder if he practiced in front of a mirror each day.
"Calm down four eyes, I'm not here to take over anything." Tak said in a very morose tone that caught the male human off guard.
"Then why ARE you here?" Gaz asked the alien female curiously as she raised one of her eyebrows.
"Well you see, after the two of you along with that bumbling idiot Zim and his even stupider robot sidekick thwarted my plans to fill the Earth with snacks as an offering to the tallest, I returned to Irk in an escape pod that I ejected from my old ship."
Dib rubbed the back of his head nervously.
"Well, you see the thing about that is your old ship sorta crash landed on my lawn and I reprogrammed it and"-
"Whatever, I have no interest." Tak interrupted him, causing him to blush lightly.
"Anyway, once I returned to my home planet, I became a laughing stock by the Almighty tallest, and by the rest of the Invaders." Tak explained, the anger in her voice clearly rising as she continued her story.
"They were all laughing and jeering at me, they thought I was a joke because I got my ass kicked by Zim and two humans, no offense." Tak added in.
"None taken." Gaz said curtly, her arms still folded over her chest.
"So after a few months, I finally became fed up with the disrespect and I left Irk and decided to come here, a lot of the other planets in this galaxy were a little to hostile for me." Tak said sadly, her head falling in shame.
The Irken's story couldn't help but tug at Dib's heart strings.
One half of his brain wanted to do anything to help her or make her feel better. The other half however was screaming at him: "No! She could be lying, why trust alien scum like this? Besides, she's much more intelligent than Zim is!"
Dib was torn at first between his conflicting emotions, but he eventually decided to listen to the more compassionate side, for now anyway. But he still wasn't buying her story a full one-hundred percent.
"Well, you can't stay at our house." Gaz said simply, turning her back on the two and heading back into the house, looking forward to giving her Irken slave more sex commands.
Once the girl was back in the house, Dib turned his gaze to Tak.
"Don't listen to my sister, of course you can stay here… for a little while anyway." Dib muttered the last couple words.
" Yes, I suppose It's better than being on Irk. Thank you… what's your name again?" Tak asked dumbfounded.
"It's Dib, Dib Membrane." The male replied.
"Well, I really appreciate your hospitality Dib, but what about your human family unit?" The purple eyed ex- Invader asked him in confusion.
"You can stay in my room, and as long as you put that human cloaking disguise on, I doubt my father will have any questions, he doesn't pay much attention to me or my sister anyway." Dib replied, starting to feel a little forlorn himself.
"Very well then." Tak said, following the Earth boy into his house.
Dib was still confused with himself on why he was allowing an alien, led alone an Irken, into his house. However, a very tiny voice in the back of his head seemed to say mockingly: "It's probably because Tak is incredibly sexy for an alien, and you want her to be near you, little Dibby."
Dib began blushing madly but tried to hide it as him and Tak entered his room.
"So… this is where humans sleep, huh?" Tak asked Dib, examining the room thoroughly.
"Yeah, pretty much." He replied, feeling a bit foolish for some reason.
"And where am I to sleep?" The alien girl queried, raising her eyebrows in question.
Dib paused.
He hadn't thought of that. He didn't have any sleeping bags and the only other beds in the house were Gaz's and his Father's.
"Um…well… you're going to have to sleep in my bed, since all of the other ones in my house are taken." Said the teenage male as he rubbed the back of his head nervously again. His heart was beating so fast it felt like it was going to explode from his chest.
There was an awkward silence, and the two just seemed to stare at each other for what seemed like an eternity, although in reality it was only a few seconds.
Tak finally broke the silence.
"Well… if that's what people on this planet do…" Tak's voice trailed off, and she felt a very weird fluttering sensation in her chest. She both loved and hated the feeling at the same time.
Before the Irken women could do anything else, Dib exited his room to change into his pajamas.
"I need to change, be back in a sec!" Dib exclaimed leaving Tak alone in his room as he headed to the bathroom, although his words were quick and seemed to run together.
When he was done changing he looked at himself in the mirror, a million thoughts seemed to be running through his head.
"Come on Dib, just admit that you like her, she has a nice curvy body, and she's probably very dominant in bed." Another tiny mocking voice chimed through his head.
He started to break out into a sweat.
"Ugh, I can't keep having thoughts like this, I won't let my hormones take over!" He said to himself in a whisper.
"Yeah right, you know you're horny for some intergalactic lovin!" The same voice chanted in a sing song voice.
"No I'm not!" Dib shouted out loudly, although he immediately cupped his mouth with his hands when he heard his siter's indignant voice.
"Dib, you make one more noise and I will personally come out there and shove your head up your ass, now shut up!" She snapped.
He headed the girl's warning and headed back into his room with Tak. Much to his surprise when he entered his room, Tak was already lying in his bed, fast asleep.
"Huh, the trip must've tired her out." He thought to himself as he took off his glasses and laid them down on the nightstand beside his bed before climbing under the covers.
One of his legs brushed up against the sleeping Irken's and a blush came over his face as he felt butterflies in his stomach.
"Uggghhh this is going to be a long night." He thought to himself, his mind still swarming with thoughts of Tak.
Well, that wraps up chapter one. The next chapter will probably change the rating to M because I'm strongly considering putting in a ZAGR Lemon. I'll post the second chapter when some reviews start coming in. See you soon! ;)
