Hey people of the universe! Soo, I wrote this awhile back for a writing assignment in creative writing. We were supposed to write letter to something we were afraid of, and I was planning on seeing the new Harry Potter movie that weekend, so I wrote to dear old Voldy. And I know it's super short, but please review! I'll lovez youz foreverz if you do!


Dear Lord Voldemort,

So Voldy, is it ok if I call you that? Let's get down to business. I really don't like you.

You're mean, evil, and you're a murderer! Seriously, you've killed James and Lilly Potter, and you've tried to kill their son Harry like ten times! Plus you killed Cedric during the Tri-Wizard tournament. And that caused Edward Cullen to be created, but it's also like killing him too. That action will get you both crazy fangirls, and anti-twilight people trying to kill you.

Besides the fact that you've killed hundreds of people, you don't have a normal nose. And it's just really creepy. I mean seriously, couldn't you get plastic surgery or something? And aren't you supposed to be some super power wizard dude? So why can't you fix your face? But you'd probably still be creepy looking.

I bet you don't even like puppies! You probably feed them to your mutant snake thing. And you eat kittens for breakfast don't you! I think you do.

You know if you don't straighten up, you're going to be in a lot of trouble. You're going to have wizards, Edward fans/haters, animal activists, and me all wanting to kill you.

With lots of love,

Me

P.S.

You're really, really creepy. And I still really don't like you.