He had stood there for ten minutes. Ten motherfuckin minutes. You wondered what was on his mind before realizing that you didn't care that much. You threw your crappy old cell phone at him, just barely missing him.
Damn. You thought. So close.
"What the fuck motherfucker?" He said. "Why you up and throwin motherfuckin throwin shit at me?"
"I'm sorry." You say, not meaning it at all. In fact, you were wanting it to hit him. "Totally didn't mean to throw my piece of crap phone at you."
He gave you a look that said he didn't believe you.
"Listen here motherfucker, I'm the Grand Motherfuckin High blood and if I get hit by anything I'm gonna up and Motherfuckin CULL YOUR ASS!"
"Like you were gonna cull me when I fell asleep on you or when I sat on your shoulder or when I mess with your hair-" you were interrupted by a club flying over your head and embedding itself in the wall behind the couch you were sitting on. You didn't blink an eye. "You missed."
"What you want motherfucker?" he asked.
"You seem to forget you let me live here when my lusus kicked me out." You were human, but when you were little your human guardian was killed and a (whatever beast) lusus that had wondered by decided to take care of you, that is, until a few weeks ago.
He face palmed as he remembered that little fact. Why had he let you stay here? Oh wait, better question, why would you want to stay near, let alone with, this cull happy high blood? The answer was simple, no one wanted you in their hive. No one at all. It wasn't that you were messy, gog no. you cleaned this place top to bottom every day. It was because when you were bored you tended to get a little violent, well A LOT violent and one day you challenged GHB to a duel. A duel that lasted eight hours before you both called draw and from that time on you kinda, well, became Moirails.
Oh wait, just remembered, he didn't let you stay, you broke in and he never found it in himself to truly give a fuck. Not one.
"Get out." He ordered, retrieving his club from the wall and turning from you.
"But I don't have anywhere else to stay! My lusus kicked me out!" You whined.
"Don't motherfuckin care." He heard a sniffle and made the terrible mistake of looking back.
Your eyes had gotten wider and tears pooled beneath (eye colored) eyes. You knew he couldn't fight this face.
"NO!"
You kept it up.
"No!"
Tears fell down your face and he broke. He couldn't withstand your tears.
"…FINE!"
"Yay!" you hopped up and hugged him, then scrambled onto his shoulder.
"GET OFF!" he yelled, shaking himself, but having no luck in removing you.
"No, let's go on a walk!" you said as he stopped shaking.
"Why don't you up and walk your own motherfuckin ass?"
"Because your shoulder is comfortable and I get to see things in a whole new view."
Actually, saw many things like this and your friends, both troll and human, asked if you were insane. The answer is yes, yes you are.
"I'm gonna cull you." He said but started towards the door anyway.
"Like you said you would…" and you continued to ramble. You rambled so much Kankri finalliy reaized how people felt about his trigger lectures, but continued anyway. You rambled until you forgot what you were talking about and spaced out for the rest of the ride.
When you finally got back from saving that imagery castle in your head, you noticed that you were near the ocean.
"Pretty…" You muttered, making the high blood remember that he had you on his shoulder and before he could say anything, you stopped him. "I'm not getting off so get over it."
"I GIVE THE MOTHERFUCK UP!" he yelled before stomping back to his hive so he could drop you off before going to cull some low bloods. All the way back to the hive you were smirking.
I win.
