WARNING: THIS IS MY FIRST ONESHOT SO BEWARE!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY GUY SENSEI
The Night before Guy's Birthday
Twas the night before guy's birthday, and all over town, snow was falling all over the place; you even couldn't see Sakura's Billboard Brow.
Everyone was at Konoha, near and far, The Akatsuki even came, even Madara.
Down at the root, Danzo was ordering his Anbu around, while out reading icha icha, Kakashi was with his ninja hounds.
Shikaku was napping, and Shikamaru was sleeping, while Yoshina was doing all the chores, Choza was eating, Choji was chewing, while Choji's mom was sweeping on the floors.
TenTen was throwing her weapons around because Neji was on a mission; Konohamaru was using his sexy jutsu outside acting like a silly magician.
Shizune was looking for poisons because she ran out, although she ran into dangerous tigers, because she took the wrong route.
Hanabi and Neji were on a dangerous, having to use their byakugan to see, Gaara, Kankuro, and Temari headed for the leaf, just being a squad of three.
Lee was throwing green ribbons all over Guy's house, but when Sakura saw it, she laughed like a goofy mouse.
Hidan and Kakuzu were fighting over religion, while Ino wanting to spy on Sakura, took the mind of a lonely pigeon.
Shino was ready to fill the air with his bugs, until he saw Katsukyu, Tsunade's humongous slug.
Kiba and Hana were racing to Ichiraku, but Akamaru tripped on a stone, while Iruka was slurping down some juicy ramen, but once he got out of his seat, he fell, thus breaking his hipbone.
Jiraiya was peeking on the women's side of the Konoha hot springs, but when the women saw, they quickly invited him over for chicken wings.
Kisame was playing with his Samehada, accidently hitting Itachi's robe, so Itachi used his mangekyo sharingan, making Kisame think he's a space probe.
Sai was reading his friendship book, wanting to try it on Pain, but before he could say a word, Pain hurt his superficial middle cerebral vein.
Yamato was out at a bar drinking, but Yamato was a little too drunk and told the bartender he was shrinking. (Which he actually was not)
Kurenai and Asuma were having a wonderful dinner, but they were interrupted when Tsunade yelled out "I'M A LOTTERY WINNER!"
Hinata was out training, wanting to impress her father, Sasuke was watching Kabuto eat tomatoes, thinking he's a bother.
Deidara was playing with his art hands, soon making the art explode, while Shiho was at work, because her job was to decode.
Sasori was waiting for Zetsu to pick up some weapons, thus having him to wait, which he does hate; Jirobo was working out with the other sound four, because he wanted to lose weight.
Orochimaru went and took a poor ninja's face, Konan made some beautiful origami, at the Konoha national origami race.
And finally we see Naruto trying to open the Ichiraku Ramen secret Recipe locks, but he could not open it so he unleashed his inner fox.
Teuchi soon saw him, so Naruto ran out of sight, so Happy Birthday Guy, and have a great night!
Happy new year!
