"And where do you think your going?"

"Blair, I can explain."

"Chuck, were you going to a strip club?"

"Don't be ridicules! I was just going to get you some flowers."

"Even I'm not that stupid. Why is your wallet full of singles then?"

"Flower shops only take singles after 10 o'clock, didn't you get the memo?"

"Give it up; I know what you were doing."

"Hell, B, you caught me. Maybe I should be punished. I'll even let you handcuff me."

"I'm holding you to that promise."

"Just kidding."

"Kindly remove your lips from the neck and stop using sex to distract me!"

"Learned from the best, darling. Why don't we take off our clothes and stare at each other?"

"Maybe later."

"Now you're talking."

"Oh, Chuck? Guess what?"

"Promise I won't tell."

"Queen B loves you."

"Right, is that code for 'I will castrate you later,'?"

"Silly boy, then how would we have the best sex known to man?"

"Taking into account your anger, that will be a great time indeed."

"Urgent to take my clothes off, aren't you?"

"Vulgar as always, Bass."

"Waldorf is my name, I'll have you know! If that is what you call a proposal, you are sadly mistaken."

"Xerox that and post it all over town."

"You are making no sense, as usual."

"Zip it B."