So Percy, Annabeth, Thalia and Nico were sitting there on a beautiful day, with thick, gray clouds and crying babies. The perfect day for a picnic for these four demigods.

Nico stabbed another fangirl who had attacked him in the stomach with a kitchen knife. She died.

Annabeth was trying to figure out what 2 plus 2 was.

Percy was scared of spilling the water on his brand new shoes.

Thalia was winking at every guy within winking range.

What happened to our favorite demigods, you may ask? Well, they met a certain two people, that changed their lives for not-so-good...

*FLASH BACK*

'Okay, so this is how you draw the bisector of an angle...' Annabeth droned on while Percy was tearing the wings off butterflies and Nico was bringing them back to life, and Thalia was zapping them with minniature lightning bolts.

Suddenly, two teenage boys suddenly appeared out of nowwhere. Annabeth and Thalia squeled with delight, and Percy and Nico looked confused.

'OHMYGODSSSSS!' Annabeth and Thalia threw their arms around the guys, and Percy was upset, and somewhere, a little fishie was going bye-bye...

'Who the hell are you?' Asked Nico, and the guy with the tan skin answered him.

'I'm...' He ripped off his shirt, revealing a hot-dog like 6-pack... 'Jacob Black.'

'And I am Edward Cullen.' The pale-as-a-ghost-butt-covered-in-powdered-suger guy made a face that made him look like a drunk dude. Thalia, strangely, lept into his arms.

'Oh Edward! I love you so!' She squealed, and he made the drunk-face again.

'Oh but Thalia, we can't be together, it's so wrong!' He said, holding her in one hand while ruffling a hand through his hair. Then he held her again in both arms.

'The way you say my name, Edward, it sounds like a song!'

'Oh Thalia, I can't take it anymore!' And with that, they started making out passionatly. Percy and Nico turned away, fake puking.

Annabeth was tracing her finger up Jacob's abs and giggling like a schoolgirl.

'ANNABETH!'

'What Percy?'

'I thought you were MY girlfriend!'

'That was a one-time kiss, Jacob's kisses last FOREVER!'

'WHAT?'

'I wanna be like him!' Nico said, staring at Jacob.

Percy face-palmed himself.

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And don't give me flames for OOCness, it's intended.

No Offense to PJO/PJATO fans.

Offense intended to Twilight fans.. :P JK, but seiously I don't like Twilight, but I did read them...